Late To The Table

Two special boys try to deliver a funny and insightful podcast but end up accidentally pooping in your mail box. Psycho. Hitchcock. Get into it.

Two handsome gentlemen delve into the depths of the 80's classic, Rocky III. Does it hold up? Is Mr. T silly? When will Rocky and Apollo Creed just kiss already? Would it hurt to have carrots jabbed in your eyes? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED!

The gang checks out Tim Burton's 1988 classic Beetlejuice to see if it hold up. Topics include ancillary ninja turtle characters, super powered golden retrievers, and ghost administrations. Get into it babies!

America's two foremost cultural experts talk about Sister Act like they know somethin' about somethin' but really don't know nothing 'bout shit. Are curses real? How was Black Panther? Does god exist? FIND OUT NOW.

Two idiots are stuck in the same cycle where they watch classic movies every week. Does Groundhog Day Hold up? What's with Bill Murray and his charged relationship with small woodland creatures? Can the guys not talk about birds having sex for one week? Find out NOW.

Did you guys know Rich uploaded this episode at 2:13 in the morning. Holy shit. The things we do four your people. The guys watch IMDB top 250 darling Old Boy and are straight up flabbergasted.

The guys take the time to watch the first second Spider-Man for a third time. What? Jesus. Look, does Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 2 hold up? That's what we're asking here. We saw it and liked it in the early 2000s, how do we feel almost FIFTEEN YEARS LATER. Find out now (or whenever you listen to it, we al have busy schedules)!

In this prequel to Kevin Costner's Water World, Mike and Rich explore the nature of friendship and how much they actually like each other. Download now to hear America's number one elf enslavement podcast!

Two men are backed into a corner and forced to watch the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Commando. They get more and less than the bargained for.

Two men in their early-thirties have the time of their lives talking about one movie from the mid-eighties.

Happy 2018 babies! The guys check in on a classic movie they HAVE watched to see if it still holds up. They also discover the root of misogyny, take shots at Orlando Bloom, and come up with a whip ass business idea. It's high seas fun…one might say!

The Late To The Table crew makes it through another 365 days having learned nothing. They managed to ignore all personal growth and professional problems to bring you their top and bottom 5 movies of the year. If we DID learn anything from 2017 its this: don't give anyone a bottom five. That's a butt slap. You know what the sexiest thing in the world is? Consent. Yeaaaah baby show me some of that...

Lethal Weapon is KIND OF a Christmas movie! Late To The Table is KIND OF entertaining! Does Lethal Weapon hold up? Who cares! I'm getting too old for this shit.

THERE ARE SPOILERS! SO MANY SPOILERS. ALL OF THE SPOILERS. Everyone else in America watched The Last Jedi and so did Late To The Table. You've heard what the critics have said, you've heard what the fan boys have said, now hear what two OTHER straight white males think! It's the outsider perspective YOU NEVER SAW COMING!!!!!!

The guys make the podcast equivalent of the actual Titanic: too big, too long, and an unmitigated disaster. After avoiding it for 20 years does James Cameron's Titanic hold up? Is it difficult to keep focus during a three hour movie? How off track can two men get? Find out over the course of an unreasonable amount of time! In the time it takes you to listen to this episode you could get a certific...

I can't stress enough how important the 1978 next to the title is. It's so, so very important. Really. It affects a lot. Does Ralph Bakshi's 1978 animated version of Lord Of The Rings Hold up? Will the guys ever win a Peabody? Why is the episode so long? Find out now!

The gang breaks new ground by talking about Hitler AND putting stuff in your butt. Meta taggin': Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer, The Sound of Music, World War II, movies, musicals

In their three year anniversary(!) episode, Mike and Rich examine a classic musical like consummate professionals.

Two men talk loudly into a microphone. meta taggin': Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot, Chris Pine, Giraffes

In the most heavily edited episode to date, the guys manage to cut out all of Mike's socialist rants but leave in a whole lotta butt stuff. WHOOPS. Metataggin': The Shawshank Redemption, Time Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Andy Dufrene, Red, Butts, Butt stuff  

The spooktacular concludes! The Blair With Project is a movie I wanted to hate. Does it hold up? Does the Blair Witch poop in the woods? I mean…I'd imagine right? It lives there. Where else would it poop? And don't say it doesn't poop. I once read a novel which posited that EVERYBODY poops.

Why does google drive keep changing the image it uses for audio files? That's the real mystery man. I can't figure that out at 5:45 in the morning, too early. Does the original The Texas Chainsaw Massacre hold up? Is Leatherface the least competent villain of all time? Is black mold the real killer? Find out now!

Two serious movie buff critically analyze the 1976 horror classic Carrie. Just kidding! It's Late To The Table ya'll! Butts ahooooooooooy!!!!!!

The guys finally reach episode 150 and are forced to enact their murder/suicide pact. Stay tuned for next week, Late To The Table: The Zombie Years! It's like saved by the bell except I think Dustin Diamond is in jail now and no one is getting paid. By the by, 12 Angry Men! Does it hold up? Probably! But listen to this GD episode to find out babies!

The guys watch Flash Gordon due to popular demand and answer some of life's deepest questions.