Late To The Table

In an effort to continue watching movies where children are wantonly endangered the guys watch the 2015 movie Room.  It's that thing we do sometimes where we watch a movie that's critically acclaimed and you know…good.  Get shocked yo!

America's two greatest entrepreneurs completely ignore the 1999 classic The Boondock Saints to finally strike it rich.

Mike and Rich have some mild fun with the highest grossing movie of 1987.  What happens when Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, and Ted Danson have to raise a baby?  What happens when Mr. Spock directs it? Why do we always pose questions in these descriptions?  Is there a god?  FIND OUT NOW NOW NOW.

As time runs out to stop the atomic space-cat two intrepid heroes risk it all to see if Batman Returns holds up.  Has too much time passed for this classic?  You can't spell time without Tim Burton!  More like…TIME BURTON.  I can't think of a Michael Keaton pun, it's late. 

Rich puts on his Fast and Furious apologist hat while Mile slides into his cynical jerk pants to determine why people love this franchise.  They do love it.  Really hard.  People love these movies.   But not this one.  Why?  FIND OUT NOW BABIES.

The gang finally reach 125 episodes and check in to see if the greatest musical of all time holds up.  Singin' In The Rain is a movie of spectacle and grandeur.  Late To the Table is a podcast mostly about dicks.  The unstoppable force meets the moveable object.  Late To The Table being very movable.  Let's go babies!

Mike and Rich impress the world with another perfect podcast episode and their knowledge of dicks.  Not Christian Bale.  Actual penises.  I respect Christian Bale, he's an artist.  American Psycho is art.  Bloody, fucky, violent art….with Willem Dafoe.

America's sexiest podcasters check out the John Hughes classic The Breakfast Club.  Does it hold up?  Is it ok to bring guns to school?  How is Judd Nelson so sexy?  Why are 80s movies so rapey?  Can anyone stop the breakfast mafia?  YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.  IT'S A GOOD ONE.  LISTEN UP BABIES!

How is this movie not called Rambo?  They guys delve into the 80s action-classic and are surprised to find a tender heart underneath all the muscles.  They're also surprised by how much they talk about dicks.  Jesus.  It's like we were going for a world record or something.

The real twist in this M. Night Shyamalan movie is that it's not a horrific piece of garbage.  It's pretty good!  Hear me out!  Who doesn't love Bruce Willis? Demi Moore I guess…and Kevin Smith…and…others.  Listen it's better than you think.  Sam Jackson is in it!

America's premier 3 man hip hop group talk about everything except the 1993 classic The Fugitive.  

Two idiots lose another episode of their weekly podcast and are forced to record and episode of inferior quality.   It's still Monday!  It's not late!  Suck it world!  2 Fast 2 Furious for you….listeners….yeah…deal with that….I guess?

In their first music episode the guys check out one of the most beloved albums of all time and talk about simple carbohydrates and super heroes.  Sorry.  Sorry.   I don't know how this happens every week. 

Mike tries to become the most hated podcast in America by disliking the movie Spaceballs.  It's just not for me!  I'm sorry!  It's an 80's comedy thing I swear!  This episode brought to you by papa johsn, ykk zippers, and parody law.

Can you believe we made it through the entire episode without making a need for speed joke?  Can you believe they made it through the movie without doing that?  That's as crazy as Dennis Hopper.  In the movie…or real life.  Take your pick.  In honor of Keanu and John Wick 2 the boyz watch the 90s classic Speed.  Does it hold up as well as Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock do?

The boyz take on a modern horror classic, The Babadook.  Turns out the real monster is grief, or mental illness, or was inside us all along?  You know what else is a monster?  These guns *flexes* yeaaaah.  YEEAA.  Get into it!

America's foremost classic movie podcast attempts to inject positivity into their dark, dark lives by watching the feel-good movie Requiem For A Dream.  Yikes.

What do Richard Linklater's coming of age masterpiece and Angel Grove from the Power Rangers have in common.  Nothing.  They have nothing in common.  That doesn't stop nostalgia experts* Mike McKellis and Rich Arlok from making stupid connections.  I mean that's what I love about Power Rangers, I keep getting older and they stay the same age.     *nope

The Late to The Table crew pretends they're a real podcast by juxtaposing Grease and George Lucas' teen classic American Graffiti.  Just kidding they still talk about Hitler and sex stuff.

The guys watch the musical equivalent of The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.  What I'm trying to say is that there are old people in it.  Does Grease hold up?  Is Grease still the word? Who knows?!  Mike and Rich spend most of the time reminiscing about high school and questioning scientology/societal standards of the 50s and 70s.  Fun right?

2017 babies!  It can't be worse than the last year, right?  The guys break in the new year with the 1988 cult classic Willow.  Does it hold up from a modern perspective or is it the exact moment in history where George Lucas lost his goddamn mind?  Val Kilmer's pretty great though.  Screw it, this show is now the Kilmercast, all Kilmer, all the time.  Next week we're doing Tombstone!   I mean we c...

The guys walk home drunk from 2016's house wearing last night's party clothes and carrying their fancy shoes.  In a shitty year we watched some good movies, some great movies, and some shitty movies.  This is that story.

In a stupor from a long week of working/watching Star Wars, the guys phone it in and get easily distracted by minor plot elements.  Like werewolves and boobs.  I mean, they're pretty distracting and omnipresent in this movie.  Can you imagine omnipresent werewolves?  Holy shit that's terrifying. 

The boyz get on track with a classic movie that they've never seen.  Does the 1984 sports drama The Karate Kid hold up?  Is Rich distracted by the size of Elizabeth Shue's head?  Is Mike distracted by his own sense of self satisfaction/laundry baskets?  Is EVERYONE distracted by Cobra Kai's get ups?  That shit is TIIIIIIIGHT.

The guys shamefully turn in their most racist, sexist, and highly edited episode in months.  If this is the stuff they left in what the hell did they cut out?  Turns out there were some hot button issues in 1960s New York.  Turns out Robert De Niro made a movie about 'em in 1993.  Crazy.