Lance Vibratto: Astronaut Attorney

The Devil is running wild on earth and it's all Lance's fault! Now he's tangled up in the custody battle of a lifetime, inexplicably defending Satan against HIMSELF!?? Featuring the return of fan favorite family members, this season finale has it all! But will Lance ever get free of his eternal torment, or will this court case spell his doom? Only one way to find out, give this episode...

Lance is in the FINAL circle of Hell - Treachery! Lance is defending Julius Caesar in the frozen wasteland that keeps Satan prisoner. Will Lance help this Roman tyrant rise up and become the new leader of Treachery? Will there be consequences to this potential coup? Can Garrett do two voices at the same time, or will he lose the thread immediately? Is Lance FINALLY going to get out of eternal damn...

Lance is in the eighth circle of Hell - Fraud! Our Astronaut Attorney has been tricked into believing that he's actually in HEAVEN! But when the awful truth is revealed, he has to represent Grendel - an old old demon who wants to retire. Can Lance avoid being Conned by the best in the biz: Conrad Man? Why would he ever think he deserves to go to Heaven? Is Lance any closer to getting out of et...

Lance is in the seventh circle of Hell - Violence! He's representing Rodney, an unhinged man who beat an alien to death with Hammers. Can Lance get Rodney acquitted from his torture? Should he? This dude is like, 100% guilty and not sorry about it at all. Did the alien deserve it? Is Lance any closer to getting out of eternal damnation? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lan...

Lance is in the sixth circle of Hell - Heresy! He's representing Meek, a green alien who shouldn't be in Human Hell! Can Lance send this Luigi's Mansion loving freak to his proper realm of torture? Will Charles Darwin get in the way of Meek's natural selection? Is Lance any closer to getting out of eternal damnation? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibra...

Lance is in the fifth circle of Hell - WRATH! He's representing Henry Ford. Trapped in an eternal traffic Jam, Lance has to defend his client and continue the search for an ultimate escape. Will our Astronaut Attorney be the victim of a devilish case of road rage? Will he end up on the wrong side of the asphalt? Is Lance any closer to getting out of eternal damnation? Only one way to find out, giv...

Lance is in the fourth circle of Hell - GREED! He's representing Santa Claus who's in hot water for the unethical business practices he's put the elves in his workshop through. Is Chris Kringle truly a greedy capitalist? Or is Father Christmas merely the hapless victim of a sinister smear campaign? Does Ebeneezer Scrooge love boiled goose? Is Lance any closer to getting out of eternal damnation? O...

Lance is in the third circle of Hell - GLUTTONY! He's representing the creator of CiCi's Pizza - Craig Crockett! In the eerily unoccupied land of Gluttony, there's a strange Pizza Shop bearing a suspiciously familiar name: PeePee's Pizza. Could this be mere coincidence? Is there a reason this circle of hell is mostly empty? Is Lance any closer to getting out of eternal damnation? O...

Lance is in the second circle of Hell - LUST! He's outside of the hottest nightclub in existence and his client is an absolute loser. Will Lance be able to get a dork into this den of debauchery? Is he any closer to getting out of eternal damnation? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broad...

He's back! In HELL! Lance Vibratto has died of natural causes (choking to death on hotdogs) and he's woken up in the domain of the devil. In particular, our hero is in the first circle of hell: LIMBO. Will Lance ever escape eternal damnation? Does he deserve to? Why is Lance in the first circle of hell anyways? Shouldn't he be, like way lower? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen!...

He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the year 1976 on the 200 year anniversary of the 4th of July. What festivities are in store for the Bicentennial? Well for starters, a Giant Grill and an even bigger Dad by the name of Grillactus has come to earth to turn the population into Hot Dogs! Will Lance be able to save the earth from oblivion? Will Gerald Ford make it out of this episode alive? Does L...

Lance is surrounded by robots, and not just any robots! These big metal freaks can change into cars, helicopters, even... ROADS! Can Lance help settle an ages old dispute? Will he ever understand the rules of how this planet works? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Bus...

He's Back! In the 1700's! Lance finds himself in the colony that will one day be America! When Benjamin Franklin needs help getting away with Kite Theft, Lance has to do his best to keep this founding father out of jail! Will a little lord spell the end of the revolutionary war - before it even began? Will this cast of characters have the worst teeth out of any individuals we've met so far? Does L...

Back in 20,023 Lance is going to take a visit to a world made entirely of Felt. Sound familiar? Well these fuzzy little weirdos have been playing god and bringing the dead to life. Now Felt-enstien's monster is suing his creator for medical malpractice! Can Lance use the Law to save a doctor who breaks the Laws of nature? Will Felt-enstein's monster finally get to return to the grave? How exactly...

Back in the era of the Silk Road, Marco Polo has found himself in hot water with a certain Kahn and Lance's ancestor is to blame! Will Lance be able to help wipe the scourge of trading cards off the face of the earth? Will Marco Polo live to see another day? Can The Pope rock a pair of jeans!? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by G...

He's back! In 20,023! Lance finds himself stuck between a Brothersome fued - two Aster-noid siblings are in a legal dispute over the whereabouts of an Asteroid. Is Lance capable of settling a sibling squabble? Can Floyd and Lloyd settle their differences? Will a Spider play the xylophone? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garret...

He's back! In 1927! Lance needs to help Babe Ruth win the world series, if he looses, the Nazis win and the timeline gets all messed up! But Babe can't play ball without being intoxicated, this is troublesome during prohibition! Does Babe have what it takes to win the game and save the world? Does Lance have what it takes to force a recovering alcoholic to return to a life crippled by addiction? H...

He's back! In 20,023! Lance has to find a place to live now that he is a world where he was never born. But what is our hero to do when a ghost possesses his new roommate? Will Gooper get got by the Ghoul Getters? Does a possession hurt? If you have sons who have grown into men, do you call them "your boys" or "your men"? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is crea...

He's back! In time! Lance has tampered with the timeline, and after Victor Six Shot Vibratto goes back to prevent the Lincoln assassination, the one and only Astronaut Attorney must... defend John Wilkes Booth in court!?!?! Is it moral to defend a man, if you know he'll soon commit a national tragedy? Does Lance even care? Would anyone ever describe Lance Vibratto as a "hero"? Only one way to find...

He's back! In the year Twenty Thousand Twenty Three! But our hero has found that unfortunately, he's been erased from existence! Will he be able to convice a mad scientist to help him go back in time... again? Will he be held in contempt of Judge? Will he ever return to the world he once knew? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by G...

He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the year 1896 and he'll need to defend Roscoe Taylor, who was accused of a heinous puppy/calf/TNT related crime! Can Lance keep the Tallahassee Teen from getting sent to the Gallows? Will a rival "Outlawyer" throw a wrench into our hero's plans? Will Lance EVER be able to return to the year 20022??? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance V...

He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the year 2068 and he'll need to defend the Mark 1 version of Robolawyer, who absolutely killed a man. Will Lance be able to beat the odds and prove his guilty client innocent? Should he? Will he see a familiar glimmer in a certain mad scientist's eye? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garret...

He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the Soviet Union in the year 1984! Will he face threats within mother Russia? Can he help a little boy follow the American dream? Will asbestos play a surprisingly large role in this story? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss, L...

He's back! In time! Lance was sent all the way back to the Big Bang. He has to defend "The Headmaster" in a child support case that spans all of history! Will Lance be able to keep a legion of angry children from holding their time traveling father accountable? Will Lance meet and insult a president? Will Lance finally make it back to his home time of 20,022? Only one way to find out, give this ep...

He's back! In time! Lance was sent to 1692, Salem Massachusetts . After he's accused of being a witch, our hero finds HIMSELF on trial?? Will he survive this dangerous court case? Will he prove that he's a normal, non-magical time travelling space lawyer from the future? Will the pilgrims of Salem talk about piss too much? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is cre...