Lance Vibratto: Astronaut Attorney

He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the belly of a beast in 1858. Specifically he's in the very same space whale he met years ago in the far future! Will this baby space whale prove to be friend or foe? Can Lance help this aquatic acquaintance get rid of some pesky stalkers? Will the court case focus around whether or not a whale should wear pants? Only one way to find out, give this episode a l...

He's back! In time! Lance was sent to Poland in 1313, he's in the territory of a corrupt Lord and needs to sue a Dragon for Tax Evasion. Will our hero successfully defeat this beast in a court of law? Is he going to stay on the same team this time? Will he witness a boy loose all of his appendages? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered...

He's back! In time! Lance was sent to an American Highschool in 1955, and he needs to help the class president sue a rival who's printing lies about voter fraud in the school newspaper. Along the way, he runs into an 8 foot tall 13 year old, and someone who recognizes, and loathes him. Will our hero find out the truth of this petty teenage grudge? Is this old frenemy here to help, or hurt? Will la...

He's back! In time! Lance was sent to Ancient Rome, Pompeii specifically. Because of some pear thievery on his part, our hero must defend a crazy old farmer who insists the Mayor of Pompei is willingly dumping trash into Mount Vesuvius, leading to an inevitable eruption! Can Lance stop this ecological disaster before it happens? Will he be sent to rot in a roman prison? Will he ever get home to th...

He's back! In time! Lance was sent to prehistoric earth and needs to help a caveman who has a bad boss - a t-rex named Guy-nasourus. Can our hero teach his ancestors what court even is? Will justice prevail? Or will Lance end up in the jaws of a Jurassic jerk? How will he get back to his original time? Only one way to find out, take a listen to the beginning of the third season! Lance Vibratto is...

A shrunken Lance is caught in the middle of a case against a mad scientist, who has turned babies elderly, frogs into lawyers, and committed  fiendish experiments on an entire solar system. Can Lance bring this rouge researcher to justice or will he end up as one more lab rat in the doctor's evil clutches? Find out in the thrilling conclusion of Season Two! Aired on 4/10/22 at KZSM.org Lance...

Lance is shrunk down to a microscopic level and sent inside the skull of his newest client. His goal? To stop this Alien's Left and Right Brain from constantly arguing with one another - and to ultimately decide which brain gets full control over the client's consciousness. With cameo appearances from various organs, you can bet that this adventure is set to be Lance's most viscerally disgusting y...

Lance meets "Theastronaut Att Torney" an individual who claims he owns the trademark to our hero's name! How will Lance get out of this particular pickle? Will he be stripped of his title? Will ha have to find another job? Will he struggle to explain the concept of glass to a group of squids?? Only one way to find out! Aired on 3/27/22 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show...

Lance goes to visit the planet of Felt-topia, where he uncovers the eldritch horrors of a land where people, cars, horses, and everything else are all made out of the same material. Can our hero brave the carnivorous steeds and political unrest of this puppet-run hellscape? Only one way to know for sure - play this episode a hundred times! Aired on 3/20/22 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by...

Lance is stuck between a rocker, and a hard place! Can he defend a heavy metal client who almost certainly caused the death of millions with a pyrotechnic stunt gone amiss? Does the CEO of a luxury resort planet have any incriminating details to share? Will Lance finally learn the names of some presidents? Only one way to know for sure, check out this darn ep. Aired on 3/13/22 at KZSM.org Lance Vi...

Lance is under threat of being disbarred! Turns out the school he got his lawyer's license from is a big ol scam and Lance took the bait like the lil' fishy he is. will our Astronaut Attorney have to just become an Astronaut now? Will he finally face the consequences of a lifetime of mistakes? Will we get canon about what's been going on with Planet Earth in 200022? Only one way for you to find ou...

Lance is caught between a rock, and a hard case! Our astronaut Attorney needs to defend a meteorite in a real estate dispute concerning two individuals with ownership of the same star! Will Lance get out of this case without somebody dying for once? Can meteorites even pay lawyers if they don't have access to a bank account? Did Lance get rid of his new son, Scrimpleyanna Jones via food poisoning?...

Lance is interviewed by the famous explorer Scrimbleyanna Jones. But this interview is going to give our Astronaut Attorney more than he bargained for! Will Lance's fabled romantic past come back to haunt him? How old is he, anyway? And is there a specific number of children he's had? Only one way to find out! Listen to this fricken episode, ya chump! Aired on 2/20/22 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is...

Lance gets wrapped up in a dispute between an amusement park owner who specializes in rides that maim or kill willing customers, and an alien who was dissapointed with his non lethal visit to the park. Can our astronaut attorney defend a maniacal millionaire from a charge of false advertisement? Will he harass various other people unnecessarily? Only one way to find out!  Aired on 2/13/22 at...

Lance helps? settle a dispute between an alien parasite shaped like the number 7 and a beautiful tough boy who's torso is shaped liek a hockey puck. Who deserves custody of the many parasite babies implanted into puck-boy's torso? Only one lawyer can get to the bottom of this case. And it's Lance! Aired on 2/6/22 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was audio engineered b...

Lance meets the "ghosts of Vibrattos past present, and future" that's right folks, we're pulling a christmas carol for our Season one Finale episode! Can our hero reckon with the many, many, many people that he's let down over the course of his life? Only one way to find out! See you next Season! Aired on 12/19/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was audio engineered...

Lance meets a guy who's life has been made purposefully terrible by the will of God. Lance now must win a lawsuit against the one and only creator of the universe. This is the most blasphemous episode so far. Aired on 12/19/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss Sam McCarthy Luke...

Lance meets the Beatles, yeah - those ones! These four former best friends are feuding and our one and only Astronaut Attorney is responsible for sorting things out! Peace and love, man... Aired on 12/12/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was also audio engineered by Garrett Buss The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss Sam McCarthy and Josh Davis Check ou...

Lance meets the king of the mantis-men, and it sure looks like he murdered a union organizer. Can our hero save his defendant from being found guilty for a crime they're almost certainly guilty of??  Aired on 12/5/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was also audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss Sam McCarthy and...

Lance meets hotdog people, discovers the horrors of cannibalism, asks too many questions and gets to meet a God-like being that loves grilling. Aired on 11/28/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was also audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss Sam McCarthy and Jordan Pilkenton Check out more cool radio shows either on K...

Lance gets caught in between a bounty hunter and another bounty hunter! They rhyme alot, Lance says some pretty heinous stuff about a clam. It's a "can't miss" episode for sure. Aired on 11/21/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was also audio engineered by Garrett Buss The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss Sam Peirce Mitchell Oden and Luke Gaskey Check...

Lance gets swallowed by a space-whale who needs a lawyer. Can he win a case for his colossal captor while the court hearing is inside his defendant's stomach??? Time whale tell. (Time will tell) Aired on 11/14/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was also audio engineered by Garrett Buss The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss Sam McCarthy and Luke Gaskey C...

Lance has to defend an intergalactic warlord who just blew up more than a few planets with a space laser. Can our hero get this villain out of this picklish predicament? Is it morally right for him to even try? He's a lawyer! Morals have no power over him! Aired on 11/07/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton The performers on thi...

Lance meets Robo-Lawyer, and has to defend himself in a case that is downright bananas! Can our hero prove himself to be innocent AND stop the threat of automation stealing his job? Aired on 10/31/21 (Halloween) at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was also audio engineered by Garrett Buss The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss Sam Peirce and Josh Davis Check...

This is the first episode of our show!  Aired on 10/24/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss Jordan Pilkenton and Sam McCarthy Check out more cool radio shows either on KZSM.org or on Gravy Train Radio's YouTube Page!