Kung Fu Pizza Party

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I sit down to discuss my time at Ninja Con 2025, the annual convention of Ninja Zone of which I am a Ninja Coach. Lot's of professional development, with a dash of summer camp vibes, and I also competed in my first ever Ninja Games. Get the scoop here! Instagram: @kungfupizzaparty Letterboxd: KungFuPizzaPrty YouTube: https://www....

"Now you listen here, and I'll only say it once. We are not sick men." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I celebrate Bruce Lee's birthday with a review of what I would say is his best movie, Fist of Fury aka The Chinese Connection. In this review, I present my arguments for why I think Fist of Fury is Bruce's best work including the use of cinematography in certa...

"I didn't know that wizards could do Kung Fu too." Happy Halloween and welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I sit down to review Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave starring Billy Chong. This movie makes my old man bones smile. It's short, and gets right to the point. Revenge, ghost from hell style. It might not be that scary, but it doesn't has a very spooky aestetic along with some...

"You will fail, Halder. The forces of good will always defeat evil." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we head south of the US boarder to invade a lucha libre wrestling ring as I review Santo and Blue Demon Against the Monsters. Santo and Blue Demon were the biggest stars in the ring for several decades in Mexico, and still to this day Santo and Blue Demon's fame live on. Exp...

"Science created him. Now Chuck Norris must stop him." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I take a look at a slasher entry into the martial art horror catelog with Silent Rage starring Chuck Norris. This underappreciated gem has a lot of good bits to it that in the hands of a more rounded director could have been really good. Instead, we get an overlooked horror m...

"Our subjects seem to be doing quite well, three Bruce Lees" Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I sit down to re-review the winner of The Blessed Takayama Memorial Battle Royale, The Clones of Bruce Lee. I relive the tackiness of a movie and genre capitalizing on the death of Bruce Lee while asking no questions about the morality or ethics it is violating or any b...

"Go forth among the stars and seek only the strongest prey. They shall be your trophy. Become the killer of killers." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, we kick off spooky season with my review of Hulu's original film, Predator: Killer of Killers. This film marks a unique instalment into the Predator franchise being an anthology animated film with some sweet, swee...

"It took God seven days to create the world, and it will take us three days to cleanse it." Welcome to my dojo this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we celebrate the show's one year anniversary with my re-review of the most downloaded episode of 2024, Three the Hard Way starring Jim Brown, Fred "The Hammer" Williamson, and Jim Kelly. In this second look at the film, I spend some time digging into th...

The Worst of the Worst Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, inspired by one of my favorite YouTubers, I sit down to unpack four lists chronicaling the worst martial art movies. Throughout each list, I give my takes on if the movie deserves to be there or not, why a film being "so bad it's good" is different from being truly unwatchable, and how subjective this whole conversation...

I. Was. Right. Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's Coming Soon edition of the show, I give an update on the release of Mortal Kombat 2, and how it may be playing into the bigger discussion of the Streaming Wars. What is going on between Paramount Skydance, Warner Brothers Discover, and Netflix? Is MK2 getting postponed a good sign for fans? Are any other video games getting...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today is the inaugural Blessed Takayama Memorial Battle Royale. Having reviewed 30 films over the past year, I have sat down to put all 30 movies in a head-to-head Battle Royale to crown the first ever Blessed Takayama Memorial Cup. How will the random number generator affect the outcome? With all six films in the franchise reviewed, how will the od...

I am the Greatest Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's review, I sit down to pay tribute to the passing of Rahaman Ali with a review of The Greatest starring Muhammad Ali as himself. I highlight Ali's acting career, the trouble with the reality of White Jesus and a Euro-Centric Christianity, and I cover two of the biggest controversies during Ali's career. Plus I give my tak...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Drunken Fist Happy Hour; a special edition of Kung Fu Pizza Party where I take the 30 minutes or less stipulation and put it to aside, graba a drink, grab a friend, and let the conversation meander just like Drunken Fist Kung Fu. For today's inaugural episode, I am once again joined by Mark Flower of Grub & Grace as we talk martial art, horror, and absurd themed bee...

"Kindness to your enemies is one way to ask for trouble." Welcome to my dojo...or for tdoay, my dojang, This is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, in honor of International Taekwondo Day I sit down to review When Taekwondo Strikes starring Grandmaster Jhoon Rhee. In this review, I walk through the monumental history surrounding this film which features the debutes of Jhoon Rhee and Anne Winton. I also hi...

"I am a real American, fight for the rights of every man. I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!" Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, to memorilize the passing of Hulk Hogan, I sit down to review The Ultimate Weapon. In this review, I talk about what was going on in Hogan's career in 1998, how this movie is actually the diamond in the very rough care...

" O GOD, in Your Wonderful Providence, You have chosen Justus Takayama Ukon to be a singular promoter of Your Kingdom, and an undaunted witness to the Catholic Faith —REWARD, we beseech You, his zeal for Your Glory..." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we keep the samurai talks going as I walk through a brief history of Dom Justo Takayama, a former samurai, and a potential fu...

Yeah...this isn't martial art media, but hang in there, I think you'll enjoy the ride. Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I sit down to review the first television series I've covered here on the show, seasons 1 & 2 of Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal from Adult Swim. In this episode, I spend a few minutes gushing over Tartakovsky (so sue me, I'm a Millennial), I breakdown the...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I'm back to talk once again about YouTube's favorite daredevil, Michelle Khare the host of Challenge Accepted. In her latest video, Michelle sets her sights on becoming a samurai by learning a traditional archery technique and by doing some treaining in Iado as well. I take a dive into her video by addressing the importance of up...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I am joined once more by my brother Brian to talk about his debut amatuer fight back in April. Brian explains how he felt this was a necessary step to take based on what he had been teaching in his book Many Men, walks us through the process from signing up to the moment after the decision, and he even gives advice to people thinking about ta...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's Coming Soon edition of the show, I sit down to discuss the trailers for Mortal Kombat 2 and the alleged "unhinged" cast announcements for the Street Fighter reboot set to come out in March 2026. Here I give my take if MK2 is going to finally make me a believer in Karl Urban, and I give my opinion if the cast for Street Fighter is really t...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I am fulfilling the Challenge to watch and review any Steven Seagal film as I sit down to discuss Into the Sun. Throughout this episode, I talk about how Seagal should have switched to comedy at some point cause it's so hard to tell if he is actually funny or not. I also highlight how this boring film is some how considered the best of his Di...

"I decided to put the past behind me instead of becoming obsessed." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. I am here today to celebrate the ultimate apex predator, Chuck Norris with a review of the film that put him on the map, Good Guys Wear Black. In this episode, I talk about the iconic scene from this film that established the lore of Chuck Norris, where this movie fits into the gran...

"...and some of that Oriental martial art Ninjitsu as well." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. On this Independence Day, I am joined by my brother, author, and podcaster Brian Knight to review the 1988 film Phantom Raiders starring Miles O'Keefe. In this review, we talk about this utterly ridiculous film full of military combat and pop culture ninja depictions. Brian gives us his ta...

"i told you I had style." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I sit down to repay one of my debts as I fulfill the challenge of reviewing Drunken Master after playing Tubi Roulette. Drunken Master brings together the director and cast of Snake in the Eagle's Shadow and does it even better the second time around. In this review, I walk through the similarities and d...

"What's my name fool? Say my name." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we are stepping into the squared circle to pay tribute to the passing of one of the greatest boxers of all time with my review of Big George Forman starring Khris Davis. In this review, I highlight the career of Foreman and many of the supporting characters in his life, take a moment to learn about African...