Kung Fu Pizza Party

The cheif export of Chuck Norris is pain. Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. As we continue to Celebrate the Ultimate Apex Predator (get bent sharks!), I sit down to review 1981's An Eye for an Eye. This film features a stacked cast of B action stars, unique fight choreography for Chuck, but manages to miss the sauce when it comes to the execution. It should be a neck-snapping good t...

Chuck Norris just pissed your pants! Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. It is Chuck Norris Week: A Celebration of the Ultimate Apex Predator. To celebrate our recently deceased hero, I sat down to learn about the history of the Chuck Norris Fact. How and when did these get started? Who remembers Vin Diesel Facts? I also dive into the book Chuck Norris: Longer and Harder by Ian Spectr...

"I have come to the spiritual home of the Manosphere, Miami." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, my wife Claire joins us once more for a review of the Netflix documentary Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere. In the review, we breakdown the basics of what the Manosphere teaches, who some of the main players that are profiled in the documentary, and why I feel a do...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, we are headed back to the arcade, this time with a dive into the Ninja Gaiden franchise. Joining me for this talk, by request, is TJ Blackwell of Systematic Geekology; a long time fan of the Ninja Gaiden series. We discuss the game's legacy of being extremely difficult, how Ninja Gaiden connects to the Dead or Alive franchise, an...

"If I wanna be with you I gotta live." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Usually, in each episode I deliver "high-flying action" but today it's "high-speed action" with 1997's Vanishing Point. In celebration of Keith David receiving his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, I sit down to review the made for TV remake that he stars alongside Viggo Mortensen and Jason Priestly. It's a f...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I'm sitting down to review four mobile games; one that claims to be a fighting game but has no fighting elements in it, two that don't allow you to imput specific attacks but one does that better than the other, and one pure fighting game. It's a lot to cover but it is no where near as negative as you may assume. Instagram: @kungfupizzaparty...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and today is a special Coming Soon edition of the show; a more news oriented episode that typically focuses on movie news and developments. However, today I'm looking at the major shifts that are coming in the Streaming landscape. Paramount Skydance is on the hunt for Warner Bros. Discovery, Disney is doing away with the Hulu app, and Fox is getting...

"Are you kidding me? That's the word you're afraid to say? Ninja." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's review, I sit down to discuss Ninja Assassin starring Rain. Ninja Assassin is often remembered as an unoriginal ninja flick, but is there more that this movie has to offer? The answer is a definite yes. While going over the cast, crew, and story of the flick, I also cover...

"When you got the Glow, you fear no one." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I sit down to review the listener suggested Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon starring Taimak and Vanity. The Last Dragon is a beloved cult classic serving both as a post-Blackploitation film and the end of the Bruceploitation era. It has more storylines then I can count, an obviously great s...

"There's a reason why it's called martial arts and not martial science." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we are Going to the Arcade once more to deposit our quarters into the Grandfather of the Beat 'em Up style of games, Double Dragon. This family friendly and star studded film is often overlooked for continuity issues, corny dialogue, and directionless decisions by the pr...

"Look, I'm not that bad. Really. I don't know why I do the things I do. I guess it's because... I love it!" Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's review, I sit down to cover what may be the most B film ever to come out, Never too Young To Die starring John Stamos, Vanity, and Gene Simmons. This is a must see to believe film. Just a year away from the debute of Full House, Joh...

"Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, if you need me, I'll be there." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, in honor of the passing of Donald Gibb, I am here to review Bloodsport. Bloodsport is a classic martial art film that recaptured the attention of the American audience, introduced the world to Jean Claude Van Damme, and inspired countless people into the martial arts....

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I sit down to discuss an often overlooked part of the Dr. Seuss pantheon, The Butter Battle Book. I discuss briefly the impact Dr. Seuss has had on children's literature, review the contents of the story of The Butter Battle Book, and even relate the message of the book to a topic we've been discussing on the show this year. Inst...

"It's showtime." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we are Going to the Arcade for one of the biggest films of the year, Mortal Kombat II. In this review, I highlight some of the opening weekend numbers, dig into the important changes that were made to help improve the film, and I give my take on the negative criticisms towards the film. Instagram: @kungfupizzaparty Letterboxd...

"You need to get to Sonya Blade in Gary, IN" Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, we are continuing the Going to the Arcade series with our review of Mortal Kombat from 2021. Joining me in this episode is Robert Miranda of This Seats Taken to review a real mixed bag of a film. Mortal Kombat from 2021 is the higest rated MK film on Rotten Tomatoes, with a 55%. They m...

"In six days Earthrealm was created, and in six days Earthrealm will be destroyed, and on the seventh day humanity will rest in peace." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we are Going to the Arcade once more with Joe Dea of Thoughts from a Bearded Geek to discuss what is often considered to be one of the worst martial art movies ever made, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. In this...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Drunken Fist Happy Hour; a special edition of Kung Fu Pizza Party with no 30 minutes or less stipulation. Instead, I grab a drink and a friend and let the conversation meander like Drunken Fist Kung Fu. Joining me here today to continue the Going to the Arcade series is Pixel of Page & Pixel. Today, Pixel gives us incite into the world of Survival Horror Gaming thro...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I sit down to discuss a very controversial question that also has a fairly obvious answer to people on both sides of the argument; are martial arts demonic? As a life-long Christian, martial artist, who went to Seminary and now teaches kids Ninja, I feel uniquely qualified to weigh in on this subject and expose how the arguments...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. This is a weird one y'all I just need some time with the Ninja Turtles. They're awesome. I plan on going back to normal stuff after this episode. Instagram: @kungfupizzaparty Letterboxd: KungFuPizzaPrty YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@StudioTwoOneNine

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I sit down to review one of the most iconic 90s Jackie Chan films, Rush Hour starring Chris Tucker and of course, Jackie Chan. This review looks at Rush Hour as a historical piece in the history of Chan films, and in the history of review aggrevator websites. That may...

"Read? FIGHT!" Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we are Going to the Arcade as Joe Dea of Thoughts from a Bearded Geek returns to discuss the 1995 film Mortal Kombat. In this review, Joe takes us back to the video store hype around the release of MK, we talk about the impact the theme song has had on the fan base, and we discuss is Sean Connery would have been a good pick for...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Drunken Fist Happy Hour, a special edition of Kung Fu Pizza Party where I put aside the 30 minutes or less stipulation, and instead I grab a drink and a friend and we let the conversation meander like Drunken Fist Kung Fu. With me today is Joshua Noel of Be Living Water to discuss Christian Taoism or Taoist Christianity. We are all on a spiritual journey, and in Josh's...

"China must have an Emperor" Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, to celebrate Michelle Yeoh who earlier this year received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, marking the first time a Malaysian has received that recognition, I sit down to review 1993's The Heroic Trio. Yeoh stars alongside Maggie Cheung, and The Queen of CantoPop Anita Mui in a fun, bonkers Hong Kong action...

Chuck Norris doesn't rest in peace, peace rests in Chuck Norris. Welcome back to Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I strip down all the gimmicks to pay tribute to the icon himself, Chuck Norris who passed away this past Friday with a review of his first leading man role Breaker! Breaker! In the review, I discuss how overlooked this film often goes though it definitely still has the American...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I am here to fulfill the challenge to spend time is spiritual reflection using the book Zen in the Martial Arts as my prompt. On the surface, I enjoyed by introduction to the concept of zen, but deeper in, there are some things that I don't think I agree with, or maybe I'm not enlighted enough for it yet. Instagram: @kungfupizzaparty Letterbo...