Kung Fu Pizza Party

"I am a man now, and it's time I go home." Welcome to my dojo this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and a Happy Saint Patrick's Day to you all! To celebrate today, I am here to review Ireland's first martial art movie, Fatal Deviation starring James P. Bennett. This film is so bad, it was dubbed by Irish critics as The Worst Irish Made Film of All Time when it came out in 1998. But is it really that bad? Y...

"Going to Camp Blood ain't ya?" Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party and a happy Friday the 13th to you all. For this Friday the 13th I sit down to review the first installment of the iconic namesake franchise which features tiny Kevin Bacon! I run down the kills in this movie, and I ask the question, "how do you defend yourself against a crazy old woman?" The answer may surprise you. I...

"I will not hesitate to risk my life to save the princess." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and a Happy International Women's Day to you all but especially the women. To celebrate this year, we dive into the world of one of China's most well known folk heroes, Hua Mulan. Mulan Legend picks things up where others usually leave off, what was war like for Mulan after her gender was k...

"Tis but a scratch" Welcome to my dojo, sir brave knight, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, but in today's episode things are getting Medieval as I review one of the greatest comedies of all time, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Yes, it's not a martial art movie, but it does have iconic combat in it. Instagram: @kungfupizzaparty YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@StudioTwoOneNine Letterboxd: KungFuPizz...

"Dolemite is my name, and f-cking up motherf-ckers is my game." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and in honor of Black History Month I am here today to review Dolemite starring Rudy Ray Moore. Dolemite is an iconic, complicated, and extremely quirky film and character. In this episode, I share the history of the film and character while also processing the complicated nature of dep...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I cover the first series of 2026, the Netflix original series Blue Eye Samurai starring Maya Erskine, Brenda Song, and George Takei. This series is revenge Mama Mia set in Feudal Japan and deals with themes like honor and shame, taking back your power, and gender and sexuality; especially that sexuality part. This is the kinkiest...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Drunken Fist Happy Hour, a special edition of Kung Fu Pizza Party. In these episodes, I put aside the 30 minutes or less stipulation, and instead I grab a drink and a friend and let the conversation wander like Drunken Fist Kung Fu. This is also a part of the Going to the Arcade series as I, alongside my guest Joe Dea, pick up where we last left off and go further into...

"Today I got to feel what it is like to be protected by my dad." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and a Happy Lunar New Year to you all. As we begin the Year of the Horse, I sit down to review Ride On starring Jackie Chan and a horse. Ride On is a love letter to 90s Jackie Chan fans. This movie has so much heart, great comedy, and features actual footage from some of Jackie's bigge...

"Think I waited too long to retire." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today is Friday the 13th!, but not just any Friday the 13th, it's the one right before Valentine's Day. So, taking a bit of a departure from the usual martial art media, I sit down to review the comically bad My Bloody Valentine 3D. Along with walking you through the outright goofiness of this film, I also indulg...

"The one thing that brings life close to perfection is love." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and a Happy Valentine's Day to you all. Today, I sit down to review Chocolate starring Yanin Jeeja in her film debute. Everyone wants chocolate for Valentine's Day, or the next day when it goes on sale for 90% off, but the film Chocolate is a film filled with heart and depth while also be...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, inspired by a recent Reel I saw, I sit down to answer the age old question, are older action films better than modern action films? Are modern action films just garbage? What role do things like personal taste and nostalgia have in us discussing this topic. All this, plus I give you some of my best Bad Takes on popular films. Instagram: @kung...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and a happy Feast of Blessed Takaayama to you all. Today, to honor the Catholoic Samurai Takayama, I am here to host the second annual Memeorial Battle Royale. Thirty films enter the ring, but only one will walk away with the honor of being rewatched and reviewed for another time. Can the first Cup winner The Clones of Bruce Lee pull off a repeat wi...

"There's no way I'm going to the Philippines" Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I sit down to review Black Cobra 2 starring Fred "The Hammer" Williamson. He plays Robert Malone, who sometimes they call Bob and I do not care for that. In this review, I talk about the 80s fascination with cops who work above the law, and also how popular the Chicago Cubs were; I also highlight...

Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, we are headed back to the Arcade as I dip my toe into the world of Survival Horror Games. With Silent Hill and Resident Evil both getting films this year, it seemed like a good idea to check out games in this genre and give my take as a martial artist on how you could prepare for these situations. So grab yourself a baseball bat covered in ba...

*something, something, something in a British accent.* Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I sit down to review Edge of Fury starring Bruce Li. Edge of Fury is a perfectly fine movie, featuring a massive plot whole that is comedically large, and starring one of the more well known Leealike actors. The movie's plot was engaging and yet so mild I couldn't come up wit...

Welcome to my dojo my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I am joined by returning guest and Christian Taoist Joshua Noel, host of Be Living Water to discuss the iconic book The Tao of Jeet Kune Do by Bruce Lee. Here, Josh and I discuss the basic philosophical view Bruce Lee presents in the Tao of JKD of being your authentic self. We explore how formlessness expands beyond the martial arts t...

MORTAL KOMBAT! Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and today is the beginning of our year long Arcade series. To begin our dive into the fighting game world, I sat down with Joe Dea of Thoughts from a Bearded Geek to discuss the early lore of Mortal Kombat. We discuss the buzz around the gaming series in the early 90s, and what the MK lore was like in the orignal trilogy of games. Tho...

*insert song by The Wiggles here* Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. To complete my Challenge to do a double episode drop, today I am back to review Hot Potato starring Jim Kelly. In this review, I trash this film. Some say that Hot Potato is the end of the Blackploitation era and the start of the Kung Fu era. If that's true, I would like a better film to represent that switch off. B...

"What's his name? Black Samson. What's his game? He ain't got none." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, for the first review of 2026, I discuss Black Samson starring Rackne Tarkington. In this review, I discuss how William Smith's villain character is one of the more fleshed out villains I have seen within the blackploitation genre, and how Black Samson pulls from the Biblical...

The foremost focus of this podcast episode is a thorough discussion among Joshua Noel, Christian Ashley, and Brandon Knight, regarding their individual podcasts under the Anazao Podcasts Network and their reflections on the events of 2025. They delve into their respective projects, articulating the significant developments and content that have engaged their audiences throughout the past year. As...

In 2026, Kung Fu Pizza Party is Going to the Arcade! Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. To kick off 2026, I am sitting down to discuss three of the biggest martial art media films coming out this year: Mortal Kombat 2, Street Fighter, and Rush Hour 4. How will the Netflix purchose of Warner Bros affect the release of Mortal Kombat 2? Will Street Fighter be as epic as it looks like it...

"Maybe it's one of those Karate weirdos like in the movies." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I dive into another Christmas movie, sorta. A Force of One starring Chuck Norris featuring the film debut of Bill "Superfoot" Wallace is a wonderful film filled with good acting, awsome fight scenes, and Christmas vibes. Superfoot is insane in this film and Chuck will s...

"This is the story of a sad flute, a crying baby, and a weeping sword." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. In today's episode, I am here to prove two things: 1) that The Warrior's Way is a Christmas movie, and 2) that The Warrior's Way is a good movie that could become a cult classic. Proving that it's a Christmas movie is easy, and honestly so is proving that it's a good movie; you...

"I'm done hindin', now I'm shinin' like I'm born to be!" Welcome to my dojang, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party. Today, I am joined by my wife Claire to review the biggest film to ever hit Netflix, KPop Demon Hunters. This movie is the complete package: great soundtrack, amazing animation, a good story with deep meaningful themes, and it is a culturally rich film as well. We also discuss our hopes for...

"I'm supposed to know how to avoid fighting and to be invisible." Welcome to my dojo, this is Kung Fu Pizza Party, and a happy International Ninja Day to you all. To celebrate the ninja, I sit down to review 1993's Ninja Vengeance. It's a great elevator pitch, "Picture this, Ninja vs the Klan." Though it does have it's moments, especially with the fight choreography, this movie will leave you with...