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Kraken Cove - The Podcast That Shines a Beacon onto The Bizarre!
Join Matt & Ben at Kraken Cove lighthouse, where the brothers shine a beacon onto weird news stories, myths, legends, and all things bizarre.
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May 22, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 134 - Baum Rappit! Bear Grylls! More Shug Ape!! 22.05.2026 1:20:30
Welcome back to Kraken Cove Podcast! After a while being tossed about on choppy seas, Benny and Matt have found calmer waters and are able to return to creating premium Lighthouse Based Content for your listening pleasure!! In this episode we discuss a strange brew, a weird bunny, a sinister ape, an even more sinister Bear, and a visit to Hell on the number 9 bus! Find us on all the socials and pl...
Episode 133 - Ghost Camero! What is Vanilla? Necrobotics! 16.01.2026 1:15:47
Welcome to Episode 133 of Kraken Cove Podcast! Join Matt and Benny on another wild ride through the wild frontiers of Forteana as they shine the light on the strangest stories out there. This week they ask the burning question.... WHAT IS VANILLA? They look at the astounding bravery of Helge Mayer and his Ghost Camero, The grave robbing ghoul who is selling his grisly loot on eBay, a billionaire w...
Episode 132 - Dildo Dramas! Hunting Humans! Sausage Scandal! 25.12.2025 1:26:26
It's CHRISTMAS!!!! And obviously this requires a festive KRAKEN COVE!! In this episode, Benny & Matt look at a variety of vibrating vignettes regarding sex toys, some stranded sausages, and abandoned octogenarian, the hunting of humans with hounds and much, much more! A Christmas cracker of an episode, from Kraken Cove with love!
Episode 131 - Cheese Riot! Succubus! Nutmaxxers!! 05.12.2025 1:23:14
Welcome back after a rather extended hiatus to KRAKEN COVE PODCAST! Matt and Benny do apologise for the length of time it's been since the last episode but we hope this new one is worthe the wait and we definitely hope to bring you more shows on a regular basis! This episode brings you BIG DICK INJURY! NOTTINGHAM CHEESE RIOTS! A HAUNTED BENNY! ANGEL'S GLOW! Ans a glimpse of Heaven I could do witho...
Episode 130 - VALERIE LIVES! Balloonfest 86! Koala Kaos! 02.05.2025 1:14:27
Welcome to Episode 130 of Kraken Cove Podcast! There's an unintentional eco theme this episode, as we look at ways that man keeps messing with nature! There's a pet Sausage dog called Valerie who has finally been captured after being on the run for nearly two years, the genetic meddling that brought back the Dire Wolf, Balloonfest 86, how bushfires threatened 700 Koalas, and another dim US touris...
Episode 129 - U-28 Creature! Flight Attendant Flounce! Valerie the Wild Dachshund! 04.04.2025 1:17:12
It's episode 129 at Kraken Cove and once the bloody binmen get done sorting the bins, Benny and Matt might be able to get on with a bit of casting! In this episode, the lads investigate the sinister case of Porta Potty Parties, the 12 year old kid who swiped a luxury 4x4 and caravan then promptly disappeared, a jockey murderer, Antarctic Assault, a fabulous flight attendant flounce and much much...
Episode 128 - Goatman! Sausage Munchers! Grandad Banger! 21.03.2025 1:09:22
It's episode 128 of Kraken Cove Podcast! This week Benny and Matt look at the woman eaten by her sausage dogs, a man who gave it all up to become a goat, a tourist who tried to pet a shark and paid the price, Starshield, The Man With the Golden Arm and much, much more!! Please leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you can! Take Care Guys!
Episode 127 - Falling Starlink! Splintercat! Dildo Holiday Horror! 07.03.2025 1:11:29
It's episode 127 of Kraken cove Podcast!! This episode Benny and Matt talk books (Lost in the Garden by Adam S Leslie and A Time Before Genesis by Les Dawson), a tip load of bitcoin, an AirBnB full of drugs and dildos, and the mystery of Musk's falling satellites!! Please remember to rate us wherever you can, and contact us on krakencovepodcast@gmail.com
Episode 126 - Derry Yellow Man! Dolphin Pee Play! Wetherspoons Tattoo! 07.02.2025 1:12:42
It's episode 126 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Matt and Benny discuss fish pie... no, just a fish pie. Then they chat about a MASSIVE belly tattoo, liver eating Orca, piss play amongst dolphins, a creepy Irish Yellow Man, a wet wipe mystery, a porn star fucked right off a balcony, a direct hit by a particle accelerator abd much more! All this and loads of extra waffle at KRAKEN COVE PODCAS...
Episode 125 - Ravenser Odd! Talking Orca! Bumhole Bother!! 24.01.2025 1:25:48
It's episode 125 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and in this episode, the lads take a strange journey to the lost island of Ravenser Odd! They listen to the talk of Orcas, chat about the escaped Lynxes in Scotland, a lost object in an MRI Scanner, and much, much more! Join in the waffle! Contact us at krakencovepodcast@gmail.com! search us out on X and Instagram!
Episode 124 - Otter Attack!! Fordite!! Evergreen Buddha!! 03.01.2025 1:22:37
Happy New Year, and welcome to episode 124 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!! A hibernating Benny has meant a delay in new episodes being released but Matt has finally managed to stir the beast and get him near a microphone! In this episode, our fearless lighthouse keepers tackle a beheaded and violated fox! An otter attack! They chat all things New Jersey Drones! There's Masturbation Waffle! Yapping on abo...
Episode 123 - Rabid Racoons! Zombie Fungus! Victorian Astronauts! 22.11.2024 1:19:09
It's episode 123 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and while they have shocking revelations about Rowboat Pete, Benny and Matt don't let it spoil their mood while they cast their light on CORDYCEPS fungus, a dirty phone call, a brilliant book, some Old Skool Paedos, Rabid Trash Pandas and the first pioneers of space travel! It's a bumper show where, as usual, our lighthouse keepers take a meandering trip thr...
Episode 122 - Shug Monkey! Cannock Chase Wolf Man! Yorkshire Gateway to Hell! 08.11.2024 1:12:40
It's Episode 122 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and Benny & Matt settle down to some classic casting. They examine a Time Slip, A report of a Wolf Man at Cannock Chase, they peer into Gormire Lake, Yorkshire's Gateway to Hell, and they poke a stick at The Shug Monkey, a truly horrific demon cryptid that terrorises the Suffolk and Cambridgeshire area! Tune in now for a wonderful slice of Fortean Pie an...
Episode 121 - Halloween Special! BLACK SHUCK! BARGHEST! GYTRASH! PADFOOT 31.10.2024 1:38:58
Welcome to the Halloween Special of Kraken Cove Podcast! Join Benny and Matt as they cast the Lighthouse Light across the dark corners of the UK to pick out those fiery red eyes as big as saucers, the flashing claws, the deep, guttural snarl…. of BLACK SHUCK!! BARGHEST!! PADFOOT!! GYRTRASH and many, many more!! Yes, it’s the Black Dog Special so strap in for some furry fun! Happy Halloween!!
Episode 120 - Scottish Second Sight & Fairy Folk! 25.10.2024 1:26:28
It's episode 120 of Kraken Cove and in this episode, Benny & Matt take a look at the strange mystery of Second Sight in the Scottish Isles. This bizarre phenomenon seems almost certain, not a dramatic trick but a solid part of everyday Island life for centuries! Were they communing with the fairy folk of Scotland? Listen and find out!
Episode 119 - Turin Shroud! Biblical Floods! Fighting Fascists! 04.10.2024 1:14:27
It's Episode 119 of Kraken Cove Podcast and this week Benny & Matt examine the Turin Shroud - is it real or fake? We also take a ramble amongst another notable religious relics, before taking a wander through the flooded wastelands of the world to look at The Great Flood in all it's various iterations across the globe! Oh, and we also take a look at how fascists got a right good kicking in Lee...
Episode 118 - Prophet Elisha! 06.09.2024 1:12:39
It's episode 118 of Kraken Cove Podcast and this week Benny and Matt take a catch up on some stories they covered before to find out the latest, but they then cast the light out on PROPHET ELISHA - an asshole of biblical proportions, on gay penguins Magic and Sphen, a fresh Lottery Loon, a Yorkshire case of madness, murder and witchcraft and we check out what's happening in Benny's Dreams!
Episode 117 - Baby Bear Mystery! AWOL Tortoise! Starving Tree Lady! 16.08.2024 1:15:00
Welcome to episode 117 of Kraken Cove Podcast! post surgery, Matt is back with Benny on hand to help, as always, so together they look at the frankly insane photo of Katie Price, a chess champion poisoning case, a 10 year baby bear mystery finally solved, a lottery win that never was, what King Charles feeds his car in a cost of living crisis and a tortoise who pops back up after 30 years! All thi...
Episode 116 - JAPANESE ROBOTS! PARIS WOLF ATTACK! BUNNY ROGER! 26.07.2024 1:17:20
It's episode 116 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Benny & Matt wrestle with the Marmot problem on the island, not helped by those bloody Wallabies... But everything is made better with a spot of casting! This week the lighthouse light is pointed at a Paris Wolf Attack, the robotic answer to Japan's animal and workforce problems, a very strange Pennsylvania mine, Neil 'Bunny' Rogers and his...
Episode 115 - Pfeilstork! Space Catapult!! Leprechauns!! 12.07.2024 1:14:59
In this episode Benny and Matt consider the possibility of simply chucking satellites into space with a big catapult, the return of the metal monoliths, more Liverpudlian Lilliputians, Fuji behind bars and Much Much More!!!!
Episode 114 - BENNY RETURNS!!! 20.06.2024 1:29:10
It's episode 114 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!! We get a catch up from Benny about his awful holiday, there's a look at proof of Alien Big Cats in the UK, a peep into a portal full of werewolves, a little orange man (not Trump!) and a constipated mystery shitter!
Episode 113 - Space Farts! Brandreth murdered Emu! Antigravity at Last! 24.05.2024 1:14:16
It's episdoe 113 of Kraken Cove! This week, Benny and Matt take to the high seas in search of a whopper, but all Benny finds is a Quarter Pounder... While they cast theri lines out they also manage to haul in some strange tales of brain worms, space farts on Exoplanets, The story of Columbo's boat in Troubled Waters, we ask ARE DINOSAURS REAL? and we hear how one national treasure, Gyles Brandreth...
Episode 112 - Thermonator! Tardigrade Hybrids! Qallupilluit! 09.05.2024 1:11:20
We're back once again with episode 112 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!! In this episode Benny & Matt discuss Buddhism, Shintoism and Neolithic nonsense, a robot flamethrower, Tardigrade/Human hybrids, a real life werewolf sighting, brand new lifeforms and much, much more! Benny is going to Thailand on holiday soon so look out for some new content!
Episode 111 - Grim Reaper! Evil Derek the Jackdaw! Lichtenstein's Army! 18.04.2024 1:10:08
Welcome to episode 111 of Kraken Cove Podcast!!! This week we check out a grim guest at a woman's funeral, a corvid that is either friend or foe of a whole community, a bloke with a dick on his arm offering to take Kate Beckinsale out for a different sort of sausage, Lichtenstein's perfect army and much, much more!!
Episode 110 - More Monoliths! Murdered Mammal Mayhem! Jesus Lightning! 22.03.2024 1:20:15
It's episode 110 of Kraken Cove Podcast and we have a doozy for you!! In this episode we check out the latest METAL MONOLITH! Dumped dead animals at local shop! Daddy Knock Door Run! Bringing more shame to a famous name! Lightning Strikes Christ, is Christopher Walken Evil? and much, much more!
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