Kraken Cove - The Podcast That Shines a Beacon onto The Bizarre!

It's episode 109 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Benny & Matt examine high street snail farms, a quick book review of Something Wicked This Way Comes, Wooden Satellites, botched moon landings, high speed aping around, some badly judged Valentines cards and the incredibly strange story of THIS MAN!

It's episode 108 of Kraken Cove and this week Benny & Matt delve once more into the lucky bag of nonsense that is KRAKEN COVE PODCAST! They investigate Brian Blessed's wrestling habits, they delve deep into the pineapple mines, Benny describes his pseudonym Diablo Blanco and we find out what to do if you get a fairy in your bed!

It's happened!! Benny has edited his first episode of Kraken Cove! What a wonderful way to start 2024. In this show we take a look at the truth behind Benny's claim the Nazis loved Margarine, a bloke who chops off your bollocks for sexy thrills, a battery that will run your phone for 50 years without a single charge and much much more!!

It's Christmas down Kraken Cove and things have got a little loosey goosey as far as format is concerned! While wh have a bit of casting from Matt, Benny tries his hand with the light and... well... see what you think! We also continue the Christmas Cove tradition of a Spooky Story for Christmas! Matt has written a traditional story especially for Kraken Cove called One for Sorrow, so hopefully on...

Welcome to Christmas at the Cove! We had to try get a slightly more festive episode in, and hopefully we can record a Xmas Day Special! In this episode, Benny 'coaxes' Matt back to Kraken Cove for a spot of casting. The lads look at Bat Knobs, a pig pit death, a strangling by a vegetable machine, a terrifying Christmas Witch and various goings on in Space! Oh, and we have a little Yule Cat giveawa...

It's episode 104 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and we appear to have accidentally produced an ANIMAL SPECIAL! Obviously it all gets a bit cock heavy, so we do apologise, but it's all relevant and there's lots to learn! About animal cocks. Animal tits get a look in too, so there's something for the lads - everyone is happy! We look at shagging hippos, fucking crocodiles, bats cocks, tapir cocks, bull cock...

Welcome to the Halloween Episode of Kraken Cove Podcast! This week Benny and Matt investigate the fresh Bigfoot sighting in the the US but also hark back to a hairy man who haunts the hills a little closer to home! We have a blood soaked animal attack of an unusual kind, a story of redemption from our flippered friends, a rumoured Hamas attack on... Doncaster? There's the stripy haunting on the Wi...

It's Cove O'Clock, Krakenheads!  Benny and Matt are back at the lighthouse talking, amongst other things, MASSIVE DRAGON DILDOS, Gynaecological Gymnastics from Outer Space, Cockaigne the Mediaeval Utopia, strange migrations and a strange drain Benny found in the arse end of Leeds. Thanks Benny! All this and much more at KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!

Join Benny and Matt on location on Ilkley Moor, Yorkshire, where they investigate the strange carved stones that dot the landscape! While investigating possible theories around the stones, they also so test the theory that dowsing rods can tap into the power around these locations. Join us and find out what happened!!!

Welcome to the 100th episode of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!! It's tough times at The Cove with the Orca effectively keeping Benny & Matt hostage on the island, with no Rowboat Pete (RIP) to replenish the the stores! Some Black Magic and a spot of casting might be just the ticket... This week the lads examine the strange death of Garry Hoy, there's the bizarre tale of Operation Fantasia, some real lif...

It's episode 99 of Kraken Cove and this week we have another freewheeling (NOT RAMBLING) episode covering multiple subjects, such as Britain's Yeti, the Woodwose, and have we found his tools? Weird alien abduction style sex assault, Crossbow Jedi queen Hunter, Alien Gadget Fragments found in Sea, more Time Slips and the strange practices of the Bodi Tribespeople... All this and more at KRAKEN COVE...

Benny and Matt look deep beneath the waves of Kraken Cove this week, to find out what the Holy Heck the Sea Pandas are playing at!! Oh, and if you know of any stinky old drunkards called Pete, drop us a line!

Benny returns to the lighthouse after some kind of health scare, but Matt gets straight down to business with the question - is AI going to kill us?

After a short break, Benny and Matt are back with a look at proof of Anomalous Big Cats, Monkeys in the post, wedding day golfcart disaster, Victor Noir, praying for snow and WHAT THE F*CK IS SCAMPI???

Join Benny & Matt on wild trip to our nearest neighbour... THE MOON!  Obviously they're no experts, but the keepers of the strangest Lighthouse in Yorkshire take a skim through the stories that are popping up with increasing regularity regarding our return to the moon after an absence of around 50 years. Why has the whole world decided to back? What technology is needed for such a venture? Who is...

It's a special episode of Kraken Cove - it's Matt's Birthday! The Lighthouse Crew take a picnic on the island shores and chat all things strange! This week, Benny & Matt look at the wonderful Lewis Chessmen, Russ Kellett the Alien Super Soldier, Travis the Chimp and (unfortunately) we finally have our first repeat story!! Oh well, it was bound to happen!

It's Easter at Kraken cove, and once again that Easter Bunny is wreaking havoc! Luckily Benny & Matt have got it covered. After the mayhem, the lads settle down to a spot of casting! This week they look at speedy man-made objects, sex ponds, murder bears, nuclear shenanigans and much, much more! Rate and review wherever you can, help the Cove! Contact us at @krakencove on socials or email krakenco...

Welcome to Episode 92 of Kraken Cove Podcast! Benny and Matt have dreams, and they are VERY weird!! Are you a dream expert? If so, please get in touch! This episode is full of other strangeness - a Disney fanatic, a strange sky death, A not so saintly Saint, a Shark Shock and much, much more!!

It's episode 91 of Kraken Cove, and this week Benny & Matt waffle on about dodgy bath house shenanigans, Meth fuelled Finnish war Hero Aimo Koivunen, the strange, ongoing tale of Michael Jackson's perfume in Batley, they chat about murderous monkeys, CIA Vampires, Frog Cell Xenobots and more bullshit than you know how to handle! 

Mass Hysteria or Mass Psychological Illness can sweep through any community like wildfire, but is most prevalent in strict all female educational establishments. This weird event has many different symptoms but only rarely does actual bodily harm occur. While this sounds quite a dry subject, honestly, things are going to get WEIRD! This is a deep dive Special by KRAKEN COVE PODCAST so you'd better...

It's episode 89 of Kraken Cove Podcast and Benny & Matt delve into the murky world of historic crocodile and alligator hunting. Terrible business!  There's a couple of book recommendations, All the Devils are Here by David Seabrook and In Ascension by Martin MacInnes - both amazing books for VERY different reasons! And we take a cheeky look at the history of your friend and mine, The Dildo. Say no...

Episode 88 of Kraken Cove Podcast hoves into view, shipmates! This week Benny and Matt have a lovely meandering ramble about sharks, Benny's Goonie mystery solved, more details about The Pied Piper and the Children's Crusade, a baffling disappearance, Doughnut UFOS, a very thin skinned ballet director and his sausage dog revenge... oh yes... and a monkey gloryhole! All this and more, at KRAKEN COV...

Yes, it's a Kraken Cove Special Episode studying the latest airship//Balloon/UFO Phenomena! Join Benny and Matt aboard the Kraken Cove Airship HMAS Icarus as they take to the sky to investigate the latest happenings involving spy balloons, UAPS, UFOS or stealth tech, and we'll see if this has happened before!!

Join Benny and Matt at Kraken Cove Lighthouse for a special episode, where the boys discuss a particularly unsettling cryptid... The Not Deer!

Your favourite shambolic Lighthouse Keepers are back with another slice of weird, at KRAKEN COVE, the Podcast that Shines a Beacon onto the Bizarre! Matt and Benny examine a deadly pop-up pisser, a stoned Rocket Brother with a Brexit trident, The real Pied Piper, the most dangerous bird on the planet and much much more!! Thanks to all you lovely people who left ratings and reviews after last episo...