Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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Kim tells Ket Part 2 of The Substance. Ketryn’s goldfish brain was able to summarize what happened in part 1, so we pick up right where we left off. But by the end, Ket has whisked her cronish self away, into the forest, never to be seen again. All Hail Coralie Fargeat! Coralie Fargeat for President! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Substance. Writer/Dir. Coralie Fargea...

Kim tells Ket Part 1 of The Substance. “Oh, so NOW we’re giving awards to horror movies. Got it.” - Toni Collette. Don’t get us wrong, please give all the awards to this movie (but then a retroactive one to Toni too). In Part 1, everything seems to be going great. No cause for alarm. I’m sure it’ll all shake out just fine in The Substance… Writer/Dir. Coralie Fargeat Support the girls on PATREON f...

Ket tells Kim about Baghead on Shudder starring the matriarch of KKSAM’s most beloved dynasty, The Burpsmaps. In times like these, it’s nice to be visited by old friends. Good thing Ket was telling Kim this one because Ket would, in fact, rather die than give up ownership of a 400 year old pub. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Baghead. Dir. Alberto Corredor Writers Christin...

Kim tells Ket about 10 Cloverfield Lane where a jolly John Goodman Doomsday Prepper is the least of our worries. Ket comes down pretty hard on the side of “let’s not RUSH to escape this whole thing.” There is spaghetti, after all... and a dude to doof… AND PUZZLES! Where. Is. The. Horror!? Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in 10 Cloverfield Lane.  Dir. Dan Trachtenberg Writ...

Ket tells Kim about the Netflix horror flick, It’s What’s Inside! With all the stressors happening in today’s world, this… this was what almost broke Ketryn’s brain. They learned a really valuable lesson though: never switch brains prior to the full development of someone’s prefrontal cortexes. Kim also got a chance to see how far HER prefrontal cortex has grown! Way to go, Burnsie! Ketryn learned...

Kim tells Ket about Cuckoo starring Dan Stevens as a real creep, trying desperately to run from his own hotness and failing miserably yet again. Ketryn doesn’t really even want to release this episode because it contains the dumbest 5 minutes her brain has ever conjured, but Kim’s is making her. So, now, it’s immortalized… forever. Also, guys, cuckoo birds are effing CUCKOO! Most importantly we’ll...

Ket tells Kim about the scariest movie sh'd ever seen in her life when she was 9 yrs old, Arachnophobia. Like all things in the 90’s, it contained propaganda for the Miami Dolphins. This time period also meant that husbands got gold stars for being the mediocre-ist dopes, while the women, like Molly and Marg, served slay all day, every day. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in...

Due to the devastating wildfires, Kim and Ket are re-releasing a favorite: A Dark Song, featuring their good pal, Jerry Tooneytown. Tune in for a brand new intro, status update on the KKSAM team, and information on how you can help! Ep. 82: A Dark Song: “The Tale of Jerry Tooneytown” Kim tells Ket about A Dark Song starring Catherine Walker and Steve Oram. There will be a shocking reveal about who...

Kim tells Ket about Zaddy Hartnett in M. Night Shyamalan’s Trap. Lots happens but the most important take-aways from this episode are that Josh inspired some new merch: BUTCHER KNIFE heart heart heart, and Kim discovered… Streamyard sound effects. That’s right, folx! After 333 episodes, KKSAM has just discovered this feature. Don’t worry, they’ll beat it into the ground. Most importantly, we’ll le...

Ket tells Kim about Black Christmas (1974) in honor of our beloved Sammie, Mac Parker, who campaigned his heart out for this Holiday Horror pick in our Patreon poll. At the time we recorded this, the girls never could have predicted that it would end up being a tribute to the memory of Olivia Hussey. Among her many accomplishments, she was also the reason Ketryn realized that sexuality was a spect...

Kim tells Ket about their next Holiday Horror Pick from their Patreon Sammies, GREMLINS! Yes, that’s correct: Ket has never seen Gremlins. Ket was NOT ready for the cuteness… nor was Kim’s womb. She is currently with child. Sorry… with Mogwai. Or with Moo Deng. She might also be pregnant with Moo Deng. She’s fine with either. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gremlins. Oh! A...

Ket tells Kim about the Holiday Horror, picked by the Patreon Sammies, Violent Night, starring thirst trap Santa, David Harbour. I gotta ‘ho ho ho’ for ya, right here, Santa! We’ll also get a visit from another holiday Queen, Beverly D’Angelo. So rig up your Home Alone boobie traps because Santa’s comin’ to town. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Violent Night. Dir. Tommy Wi...

It’s the FINAL Friday the 13th of 2024! So, you know that that means: Kim tells Ket about Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. Listen, Ket has… no notes. Not a one. But she would like to introduce you all to Tony the Wonder Llama. So let’s all get out our pink dresses and put our hotdogs through our donuts! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Fri...

Ket tells Kim about Devil’s Pass. This was a film that Kim started, but didn’t finish, that takes her into one of her least favorite spaces: Snow Space! This was the film that Ket decided to do on Kim’s Birthday… NAILED IT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH! We also learn that if Kim could have any super power it would be ::checks notes::... transportation? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or di...

Kim gets in early on her gift to Ket, this year, because there’s a deal she can’t pass up… on BLACK FRIDAY! Clean up on aisle Kim and Ket: Devon Sawa’s in this movie. No matter our phase in life, Devon has always been there. Tune in for Ket’s retail PTSD at its peak. Stay for the new rendition of “Mr. Grinch” with brand new lyrics about floppily doppily boobs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket...

While Ket and Arik are traveling, enjoy this ole’ chestnut from a simpler time. Ep. 68: You’re Next: “The Tale of Some Home Alone Shit” Kim tells Ket about the (sort of) Thanksgiving horror classic You’re Next starring Sharni Vinson, Joe Swanberg and AJ Bowen. We’ll introduce you to the newest superhero: Red Flag Girl. We’ll also meet Rachel, the one who introduced us to Colin Farrel’s sex tape… y...

Ket tells Kim about ‘Salem’s Lot (2024). It was released because Ketryn has been wanting to do ‘Salem’s Lot but the OG is like 16 hours long. So thank you New Line Cinema and Warner Brothers for making this much more bite-sized version for Ket to tell. Also, special announcement, this is a Mark Petrie Podcast now. So, please don’t show up without your Vampiric Defense Accoutrement. Most importantl...

Kim tells Ket about The Grudge, starring one of their faves: Buffy the Vampire Slayer! The great SMG is in the house! So is Arik, and Ket was unaware and died of fright, live on the air. That rhymed! If this movie isn’t yet another endorsement of therapy, I don’t know what is! Go to therapy so you don’t turn into a Grudge Ghost! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live (she doesn’t) or die (...

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For a very special Halloween episode, Kim and Ket are joined by thhilarious Dr. Jon Paul Higgins and Jordan Daniels of the iHeartRadio podcast BlackFatFemme. These BFFs are now these BFFs’ BFFs! We dive into the acclaimed 2018 short The Quiet Room, featuring RuPaul’s Drag Race stars Katya and Alaska Thunderfuck 5000, as well as a very special Nightmare on Elm Street appearance! Most importantly, w...

Ket tells Kim about the next film in her journey through some classics, the original The Village of the Damned. We’d like to introduce you all to Ket’s new co-host, Awake Kim! Now that Kim has a standing desk, she’s apparently awake when recording and she is unhinged. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Village of the Damned. Dir. Wolf Rilla Writers Stirling Silliphant, Wo...

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Kim tells Ket about The Haunting in Connecticut starring KKSAM Hot Boy, Kyle Gallner! The girls coin a new term for eyelids: eye blankets. You’re welcome. Ketryn also seems wildly unwilling to enlist the help of a Reverend… like she’s never seen a damn haunty horror in her life. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Haunting in Connecticut.  Dir. Peter Cornwell Writer A...

Ket tells Kim about the classic spooky movie, The Fog. There are some very special guests that join the girls for this tale. The girls also question the sanity of Mr. and Mrs. Leghorn for naming their son Foghorn. Also, shout out to their grandpas for not pissing off any ghost pirates and leaving the girls with a curse to untangle. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Fog....