Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Ket finishes telling Kim about Alan Ormsby’s 1982 remake of an equally bizarre 1942 Cat People. But not quite as bizarre as Kim flexing her LACK of errant cat puke about her home as if she’s NOT about to be covered in Bimberly poop for the rest of her life. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cat People Dir. Paul Schrader Writers DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul Schrader 90 Be...

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Ket tells Kim about Her People… ‘scuse me, I meant CAT People. She tells her about the 1982 remake, Cat People, written by her one time and forevermore nemesis, Alan Ormsby. Kim reveals herself as a Juggling Advocate. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see if Kim converts to CATolicism. ::exits:: Dir. Paul Schrader Writers DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul Schrader Support the girls on PATREON fo...

Ket & Arik are joined again by the hilarious Kim Burns (Ket’s co-host on KIM & KET STAY ALIVE… MAYBE) as they sink their teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 6 “Halloween.” This week, Angel wears what appear to be hand-me-downs, Buffy wears the wrong color, and Willow wears… well, we’re not exactly sure what Willow’s dressed as.  Now that we know Giles can kick some as...

Kim continues telling Ket about Evil Dead Rise. Kim tries to guess the weight limit of a common elevator. She’s extremely incorrect. We also get a little throwback to a familiar ear worm. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or RISE in Evil Dead Rise. Writer/Director Lee Cronin Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:   www.patreon.com/kimandkets...

Kim tells Ket about Evil Dead Rise… but not until after Ket explains duck sex. Ketryn clocked that Sam Raimi was involved with this movie based on the sheer amount of mouth horror, alone! Also, the girls are going to start their own line of overly specific commemorative mugs. Stay tuned for part 2, next week, where we’re sure everyone's mouths are fine and not revolting. Writer/Director Lee Cronin...

Ket continues telling Kim about the fairytale of The Ugly Stepsister. We ended on a pretty high note. The Prince is within her grasp… I’m sure it will turn out super awesome and totally fine. Psych! Picture The Substance with bustles. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Ugly Stepsister. Writer/Director Emilie Blichfeldt Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON...

Ket tells Kim the story of Cinderella… ‘s ugly stepsister. And it gets… ugly. First and foremost, Ketryn needs the Sammies to tell her from what she recognizes the actress who plays Alma. Please and thank you. Stay tuned for part 2, next week, where we’re sure everyone lives happily ever after… right?! Writer/Director Emilie Blichfeldt Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus co...

Kim continues telling Ket about The Curse of La Llorona. But don’t worry! Mr. Cooper AND Mr. Gooper both come to help out. The girls continue to make plans for Bimberly’s inevitable moments of creepy crapbagness. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Curse of La Llorona. Dir. Michael Chavez Writers Mikki Daughtry, Tobias Iaconis Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BO...

Kim tells Ket about the 2019 spooky Linda Cardellini film, The Curse of La Llorona. So, naturally they talk about flies, gnats, the difference between a command and a request, how to pronounce Anna and Ana and, of course, Balki from Perfect Strangers. Stay tuned for part 2 to see what other 90’s sitcom star makes an appearance. Dir. Michael Chavez Writers Mikki Daughtry, Tobias Iaconis Support the...

Ket finishes telling Kim about Jason in Space a.k.a. Jason X a.k.a. Get me out of here. As if the trauma of having to watch this turd pile wasn’t enough, the girls are also forced to relive all of their criminally bad fashion choices from this era. For shame! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Jason X. Dir. James Isaac Writers Todd Farmer, Victor Miller Support the girls on P...

Ket tells Kim about the next installment in our beloved (?) Friday the 13th franchise, Jason X. Otherwise, known as Jason in SPACE! After Ket had to watch this, she demands that Kim consider the debt owed to her, after she had to watch Thankskilling, paid in full. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see if the girls can avoid shooting themselves out into space… Dir. James Isaac Writers Todd Farmer, Victor Mi...

Kim tells Ket about the rest of Companion. Listen, the girls do, in fact, have a few ideas about how they’d utilize a homicidal robot. Who knew the sweetest love story of all would be between a robot and Guillermo? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Companion. Dir. Drew Hancock Writer Drew Hancock Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: &...

Kim tells Ket about Companion where the relationship between a boy and his robot works out completely fine and everything goes great. PSYCH! Jack Quaid is Quaiding and the girls LOVE it. Stay tuned for Part 2 to how Iris’ time in the YellowJacket wilderness serves her… Dir. Drew Hancock Writer Drew Hancock Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:   www.pat...

Ket tells Kim the rest of The Watchers (2024) starring Dakota Fanning, written by a Shyamalan, Ishana. Not any of the other ones called the same thing. Listen, Ket took a shot… we can’t get a bullseye every time. But don’t worry, the girls end the episode talking about cancer so… thumbs up! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Watchers… no the other one. Dir. Ishana Shyamal...

Ket tells Kim about The Watchers. No, not that one with Maika Monroe. No, not The Watcher, it’s plural. Oh, actually no not that one by the exact same name. Ok, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CALL THEIR MOVIE ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH WATCHING WATCHERS WATCH, OK!? There are other words! Anyway, this is the one with Dakota Fanning. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see who is watching who… Dir. Ishana Shyamalan Writ...

It’s a KKSAM FAM JAMBOREE as we are joined by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ketryn’s co-host on Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe! The three of us attempt to make sense of a Buffy episode that has been hailed as everything from “skippable” to “fun bad.” Why is evil Xander so hot? Why is Jim from FROM so cringe? Why is Mr. Belding such a creep? The answer to these questions – and so many more – on this we...

Kim tells Ket the rest of The First Omen. But first, Damien has some competition for most anticipated AntiChrist. As usual, the Catholic church appears to have “lost the plot” but not their disdain for women. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will liver or die in The First Omen. Dir. Arkasha Stevenson Writers Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha Stevenson Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet...

Kim tells Ket about The First Omen. First and foremost, Ketryn would like it stated that she does not wish to live with an incomplete head. Neither girl wants the title “Most Catholic” and both wonder why they’ve never seen a crab-like demon claw.  Stay tuned for part 2 to meet… The AntiChrist. Dir. Arkasha Stevenson Writers Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha Stevenson Support the girls on PATR...

Ket tells Kim the rest of Smile 2. Listen, I sincerely hope that you have all put your fast pants on and haven’t borrowed any pants from either of Ket’s life partners, Kim OR Arik, because they only wear slow pants. We’ve also discovered something Kim should NOT include on her resUme and that’s “creepy smiling.” She’s too cute. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Smile 2. Writ...

Ket tells Kim about the highly requested and truly terrifying Smile 2. This left Ketryn truly shooketh and gave The Substance a run for its money in grotesque-ness. It was simply a smorgasbord of gore and the first time in podcast history that Ket is the one who can’t quite say a word. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what type of pants Kim needs for this one. Writer/Dir. Parker Finn Support the...

Kim tells Ket Part 2 of Strange Darling. Quick question, what do people use those horizontal industrial fridges for if not to store dead bodies? Ket stayed 100% alive in part 1, for the first time in episode history! (Because there were no questions asked or points totaled.) No doubt she does JUST as well in the back half! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Strange Darling. W...

Kim tells Ket about Strange Darling starring KKSAM Darling, Switchblade Heart Heart Heart a.k.a. Kyle Gallner. We learn that “Kim repellant” comes in the form of those yellowish glasses that all serial killers wear. They get those after they get 3 kills on their punch card. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what you get after you fill up all 10 murder slots! Writer/Dir. JT Mollner Check out Ket &a...

Ket tells Kim Part 2 of Oddity. Kim refreshes our goldfish brains on how it all shook out in part 1. So, let’s all sit back down and have a charcuterie with our terrifying Man ‘o’ Wood. All the girls can ask is “does anyone have the hook up on where they could find their own Woodm’n? We have some ‘monsters’ to vanquish.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Oddity.  Writer...

Ket tells Kim a movie that’s been on their list for a while and, to be clear, it does NOT star Brienne of Tarth. It does star a favorite Irish actor, Carolyn Bracken, along with a truly terrifying Woodm’n who isn’t even the biggest monster of the movie! Stay tuned for part 2 to find out who is…  Writer/Dir. Damian McCarthy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) a...