Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Ok, it’s part 2 of Bring Her Back and Ket JUST realized why Kim picked this one! Kim’s back… Bring Her Back… get it? Clever girl! Normally, it’s a week between parts but this one is just a quick pee break. We’re so glad Kim’s back so Ket didn’t have to keep her body in a freezer and reanimate it with some random person baby-birding her soul back into her mouth. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket...

The day has finally come. ‘Tis the valiant and much anticipated return of Ketryn’s OTHER other half! Please welcome to the stage the hilarious, beautiful Mom, Ms. Kimberly Erin Marie Maleficient Jesus Burns! She’s back, babyyyy! This time, WITH a baby, whose name is FINALLY revealed. Oh, also, she tells Ket about a movie. It’s really good. Stay tuned to see who else is brought back in Bring Her Ba...

Arik continues telling Ket about the MUCH REQUESTED Final Destination 2: the anticipated follow up to the very first episode that Arik ever guested on where Ket told him about the first Final Destination. Shout out to Podcast Boyfriend, Devon Sawa… and of course, the biggest shout out to Producer Arik! You killed it, babe! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Final Destination...

All aboard the train to Tangent Town as Ket & Arik welcome Ket's co-host from KIM & KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE, Kim Burns!  Our hosts kick things off by catching their guest up on all things Buffy that have occurred since her last appearance (S2E6 “Halloween”). Ket, Arik & Kim enjoyed this fun Buffy episode, which gave them ample opportunity to share stories of their own wild teenage...

For the first time in KKSAM Herstory, neither Kim NOR Ket will be telling the tale. We shall be taking a ride on the words of ::drum roll:: PRODUCER ARIK! As sad as we are to not have Devon in this one, it was better for Ketryn’s marriage that it worked out this way. Bimberly is still doing great! Stay tuned for part 2 where we FINALLY get to our DESTINATION! Dir. David R. Ellis Writers J. Mackye...

Ket finishes telling Kim about the Christmas classic, Terrifier 3. I don’t know what all the fuss was about! It wasn’t that gorey! Just a cozy little Christmas flick to me. Just kidding. Ket will never get rat throat out of her head. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Terrifier 3. Writer/Dir. Damien Leone KKSAM Episode 36 Terrifier:  https://art19.com/shows/kim-and-ket-s...

The Ghost of Christmas Past Ket tells the “about-to-burst” Ghost of Christmas Past Kim about Terrifier 3. Did Ket know the movie was going to open on grotesque birth horror mere moments before Kim pushes Bimberly out of her butt? She did not. Enjoy! Stay tuned for Part 2 where Art is up to his ole’ holiday cheer again. Writer/Dir. Damien Leone KKSAM Episode 36 Terrifier: https://art19.com/shows/ki...

The Ghost of Christmas Past Kim finishes telling the Ghost of Christmas Past Ket about The Mothman Prophecies. Full disclosure: we have no recollection of what was talked about. It was very hot and 50% of us were very pregnant. Enjoy! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Mothman Prophecies. Dir. Mark Pellington Writers Richard Hatem, John A. Keel Support the girls on PATREO...

Past Kim tells past Ket about the Christmas classic, The Mothman Prophecies, starring Julia Roberts’ work husband, Richard Gere. Past Bimberly is yet to emerge and its 100 million degrees. But the girls stay cool in the snowy landscapes of Mothm’n. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Ket will live or die or melt. Dir. Mark Pellington Writers Richard Hatem, John A. Keel Support the girls on PATREON for...

Ket continues telling Arik about Together, starring Alison Brie and Dave Franco: a real life couple with a cautionary tale for another real life couple. Who knew that the horror story of what happens to Tillie Mim leads Arik to reveal one of the most romantic things he’s ever said to Ketryn. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketrik will live or die in Together. Writer/Dir. Michael Shanks Support th...

Ket tells Arik about Together, starring real life couple Alison Brie and Dave Franco. Of all the things to be disturbed by, Arik is apoplectic about Rat Kings. (Google at your own peril.) The parallels feel like a pointed warning directed at KKSAM’s real life couple: stick to rain water. Also, Bimberly’s doing great! Stay tuned for part 2 where we discover if the Spice Girl prophecy comes true. Wr...

The girls jump back into one of the very first “snow spaces” and reflect on the joy of pre-pandemic life where the horrors yet to come were but a distant and unknowable future. Burnsie reflects on month 2 of motherhood and baby Bimberly is thriving! Spoiler alert: they remain unsponsored by the whiskey-that-shan’t-be-named. Dir. Tommy Wirkola Writers Tommy Wirkola, Stig Frode Henriksen Support the...

We are no closer to finding Paul but we DID find someone else! Tune in NOW to hear a brand new intro with a very special and very familiar voice! Spoiler Alert: It’s not Paul. Dir. John Hough Writers Burt Wetanson, Michael Vines, John Hough Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:   www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik'...

Ket finishes telling Arik about Weapons. Much to Ket’s delight, he remained completely and utterly clueless as to what horrors were befalling us in this tale of creepy crapbags galore. And here’s the good news about Kim not getting to hear about this absolute masterpiece! When she’s extracted the human living inside her, we can do this film for a live watch with our Patreon Sammies! Most important...

Ket tells Kim- I mean Arik, about Weapons starring Josh Brolin, June Diane Raphael and Julia Garner. Ket was VERY excited to tell this to Kim but since Kim’s body is being taken over and consumed by a tiny creepy crapbag growing inside her, Ket was forced to enlist her OTHER life partner to be utterly frightened and confused. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Arik survives… whatever the eff it is we...

Kim finishes telling Ket about Dangerous Animals. Ketryn’s PTSD is in full effect as Kim forces her to brave the horrors of the sea once again. Kim’s heart sings with mirth as Ketryn chokes on salty fear. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Dangerous Animals. Dir. Sean Byrne Writer Nick Lepard Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  ...

Kim sees fit to traumatize Ketryn, yet again, in her final moments of being a not-Mom, by chucking Ket into the ocean again. She does it with the glee of a monster. One thing Kim has in common with our main character of the film, Dangerous Animals, is her love of “doing it for the show.” Stay tuned to see if Ket survives the open sea, next week, in Part 2. Dir. Sean Byrne Writer Nick Lepard Suppor...

Ket finishes telling Kim about The Parenting and, thank Goddess, we’re JUST dealing with demons and monsters and not awkward conversations to and about your mother-in-law’s p***y. The relief on Kim’s face, when she realized she’d only have to deal with violent and terrifying demonic possessions, was pure relief. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Parenting. Dir. Craig Joh...

Ket tells Kim about The Parenting starring powerhouses like Edie Falco, Lisa Kudrow, Brian Cox and… one of our favorite TV “Hanks.” Now that we’re doing part 1 and part 2, the very pregnant Kim can rest with Bimberly after one of the most harrowing displays of awkward parental interactions ever documented. Stay tuned to find out if Kim will survive part 2 of The Parenting, next week. Dir. Cra...

Kim tells Ket the second half of The Monkey. We get to the bottom of Kim’s shockingly incorrect account of Theo James' attractiveness. We can call off the 5150 for that. We also appreciate that Osgood Perkins feels we’ve earned some fun after the Pretty Things That Live Under The Stairs in The Blackcoat’s Daughters' Closets of Longlegs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The...

Kim tells Ket about The Monkey starring Tatiana Maslany (yay!), Adam Scott (Ket’s old flame*) and Theo James (hubba hubba). Kim comes in with a completely incorrect opinion about Theo James - Bimberly must be fully sucking the life out of her brain. Ket comes in with a bad attitude and homicidal tendencies. Stay tuned for Part 2 to find out, quite literally, who makes it out alive. *Adam Scott is...

Ket finishes telling Kim about the harrowing, post-rapture cinematic vehicle for our beloved Samara Weaving. Listen, we get she’s “acting,” but are you gonna tell us you wouldn’t pick Samara for your apocalypse survival squad if you were team captain??? Get real. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Azrael. Dir. E.L. Katz Writer Simon Barrett Support the girls on PATREON for so...

Ket tells Kim about Azrael. The movie poster has Samara Weaving on it… that’s kinda all the girls need to know about it. As usual, no one can walk the line between kicking ass and getting their ass kicked like Samara Weaving and looking like a g’damn Queen while doing it. Also, it’s post-rapture… we still gotta go to church? Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Jesus makes another lap, I guess. Dir. E....

Kim finishes telling Ket about Sinners. Listen, what the vamps are sellin’ doesn’t sound half bad. A cohesive and joyful family? Sure, you gotta eat blood but we can think of like 10 people off the top of the dome that don’t deserve all their blood. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Sinners. Writer/Director Ryan Coogler Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (b...

Kim tells Ket the first half of the acclaimed Sinners, starring Michael B. Jordan and Michael B. Jordan. Honestly, they’d happily take 2 or 3 more MBJs, if ya got ‘em. Throw in a few Hailee Steinfelds too, while you’re at it. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see how it all shakes out! Writer/Director Ryan Coogler Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: &nb...