Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

“Brightburn” In theaters May 27, 2019 Ket tells Kim about the Brightburn trailer. Picture Superman...but he’s a dick. Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:   @kksampodcast Twit the...

Kim tells Ket about "Summer of ‘84" starring Graham Verchere, Judah Lewis, Caleb Emery, and Cory Gruter-Andrew. We’ll learn about when it’s appropriate to use binoculars. The girls will begin their blueprints for their Podcast Treehouse and they’ll blame everything on raccoons. They’ll also tell you the most foolproof survival tactic they’ve ever shared. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will l...

We did a new thing!!  We couldn't stay away from our Sammies for an entire week because we love you too damn much.  Here's a lil Mini-Monday trailer episode to start your week off right...“It: Chapter Two"In theaters September 6, 2019.Kim tells Ket about the "It: Chapter Two" trailer since Ket has, inexplicably, never seen any of the "It" movies.  Kim on the other hand, cannot control her high-pit...

*Spoiler alert - watch it first if you don’t want to hear the spoils!* Ket tells Kim about the Jordan Peele masterpiece, Us, starring Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke, and Elisabeth Moss. We’ll learn to never hide a key in a hide-a-key. The girls will remind you that the the correct amount of time to stab someone is forever. And we’ll all want to run away from Santa Cruz, bipedally. Most importantly,...

Kim tells Ket about the 2007 Spanish horror REC starring Manuela Velasco, Ferran Terraza and Jorge-Yamam Serrano. The girls will explore which alternate universe they’re currently living in based on The Mandela Effect and the correct spelling of The Berenstein (Berenstain?) Bears. Ket will journey into yet another Zombie-ish situation and she’ll mistake the spanish word for ‘I’ with an assertive N...

Ket tells Kim about the creepy Swedish love story of Let The Right One In starring Kare Hedebrant, Lina Leandersson, and Per Ragnar. The girls will re-acquaint themselves with everyone’s favorite crime dog: Kevin McGruff. Ket will discover her favorite defense against baddies: 30 cats! The girls will also remind you to be wary of adults who drink glasses of milk. Most importantly, we’ll learn if K...

Kim tells Ket about the terrifying Terrifier starring David Howard Thornton, Jenna Kanell and Samantha Scaffidi. This one was a doozy, #Sammies. The girls added several entries to their survival guide. They explained the very real perils of wearing one-piece outfits in public bathrooms and they will fail at answering the question “what IS this building, though?”. Most importantly, we’ll learn if K...

Ket tells Kim about The Forest starring Natalie Dormer, Taylor Kinney and Eoin Macken. We’ll say “goodbye” to KKSAM podcast because the girls are starting a Funeral Moonbounce business that is going to be v. v. lucrative. (J.K.)  The girls will find a new level of night beyond “night night”: TRIPLE NIGHT! And we’ll all meet a new member of Baby Burpsmap’s family tree. Most importantly, we’ll learn...

Kim tells Ket about the classic April Fool’s Day starring Deborah Foreman, Griffin O’Neal, and Clayton Rohner. We’ll learn that Ketryn does not like April Fools pranks… unless she’s the one playing them. The girls will tell the story of the “Birth of Cinq,” and they’ll reluctantly answer some very revealing 1986 Cosmo quiz questions. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in April F...

Ket tells Kim about the Shudder Original, The Witch in the Window starring Alex Draper, Charlie Tacker and Carol Stanzione.. Kim meets a KKSAM celeb from episode 10. Ket laments her inability to see whatever image was in those magic eye posters. Both girls praise the holy universe that documentation of the indiscretions of their youth was far more sparse than it is today. Most importantly, we’ll l...

Kim tells Ket about the acid trip that is the Shudder exclusive, Mandy, starring Nicolas Cage (Icolas Age) and Andrea Riseborough. Ket enlists The #Sammies to join the “Keep Kim Out of a Cult” mission. Kim cannot, under any circumstances, remember the name for a crossbow. They’ll both end the episode completely high. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Mandy. Dir. Panos Cosmat...

Ket tells Kim about Leprechaun 2 starring the charming and profesh Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath and Shevonne Durkin. The girls will find Bridget a little picky. I mean, the dating scene is a jungle out there! They’ll also discuss the exciting and polarizing topic of motorboating. And listeners will learn that one should always be armed with iron to survive. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim wil...

Kim tells Ket about Revenge starring   Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz , Kevin Janssens , and   Vincent Colombe . As usual, they talk about the important things like what do ants eat? Are those Kim’s real legs? Is Ketryn’s husband a daytime serial killer? The girls will also add to their survival guide with fool-proof ways to stay alive like “learn to do a single pull-up.” But most importantly, we’ll lea...

Ket tells Kim about Honeymoon (2014) starring Rose Leslie and Harry Treadaway. The girls will pay homage to the niche genre of porn known as pirate porn… that’s a thing, no? Ket will invite herself onto Kim’s honeymoon to prevent her from getting ‘aliened,’ much to Kim’s chagrin. But most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Honeymoon. Dir. Leigh Janiak   Use code KKSAMPODCAST for 1...

Kim tells Ket about Angel Heart starring Mickey Rourke, Robert DeNiro and Lisa Bonet in honor of Arik’s birthday. The girls will coin a new term for that incredibly hot piece of male accoutrement with a very unfortunate name. They’ll also be introduced to Burpsmaps attorney: Winesmap. And Kim will be unfaithful to Skelefrank while Ket will look for literally any excuse to get up in Lisa Bonet’s pi...

Ket tells Kim about My Bloody Valentine (1981) starring Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck. The girls will recount their various reasons for Valentine’s Day-induced emotional scarring. They’ll take several trips to “BoneCon” and remind listeners that FOMO is no reason to go on a murder spree. Kim and Ket will also introduce their #Sammies to the #FinalGirls of their brand spankin’ new Patreon...

Kim tells Ket about Hellraiser starring Ashley Laurence, Clare Higgins and Sean Chapman. Kim will barely be able to keep it in her pants over Skelefrank. Both Kim and Ket will try to say the name Larry in a sexy way… and fail… because the name is… Larry. The girls will also share some fashion tips like “put your skin on BEFORE your shirt.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in H...

Ket tells Kim about Annihilation starring Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac, Gina Rodriguez, Tessa Thompson and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Ket will educate Kim on what she’s been missing in terms of the hotness that is Oscar Isaac. They’ll both educate all of you on the Bechdel Test. And THEY’LL be educated on tentacle blood and jurassic bear skull monsters. And all of YOU will educate Kim and Ket on where...

Kim tells Ket about 47 Meters Down starring Mandy Moore, Claire Holt and Matthew Modine. Listen, sometimes the cables that hold the cage, protecting you from surrounding sharks, and preventing you from falling 47 meters to the ocean floor, break. Sometimes microphones break too... So get your scuba tanks and your metaphorical tits out and let’s get our nitrogen narcosis on! *DISCLAIMER: Seriously,...

Ket tells Kim about The Exorcist 3 starring George C. Scott, Ed Flanders and Brad Dourif. We’ll confront Kim about her budding schizophrenia… or possession. It’s unclear. Fabio will make an appearance as an angel. We’ll learn the science of possession and try out a new nickname for our fans. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Detective Burns will live or die in Exorcist 3. Dir. William Peter Blat...

Ket tells Kim about the Netflix hit CAM starring Madeline Brewer, Patch Darragh, and Melora Walters. We’ll learn about Kim’s history of dating baby ghosts and Kim will teach us the recipe for her kid-friendly meal: spinach in milk. We’ll dive into Kim’s esteemed career as a real hand model and Ket’s failed career as a foot model. And Ket will have to explain to Kim what a DVD store is. Most import...

Kim tells Ket about The Orphanage starring Belen Rueda, Fernando Cayo, and Roger Princep. Kim will adamantly tell her that ‘double ding’ just isn’t gonna happen. Stop trying to make double ding happen, Ketryn! The girls will definitely get the theme to Growing Pains stuck in your head (you’re welcome!) and Ketryn will be shamed by Kim about her fear of old wooden toys. Most importantly, we’ll find...

Ket tells Kim about the 2006 remake of Black Christmas starring Lacey Chabert,  Michelle Trachtenberg, and Oliver Hudson. We’ll learn about ancient pagan winter solstice rituals, the anatomy of eyeballs, and brothel laws of yore. We’ll use a new vocab word: ‘Kimming.’ But let’s be honest, both Kim AND Ket did their fair share of kimming back in the day. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will li...

Kim tells Ket about Krampus starring Adam Scott, Toni Collette, and David Koechner. We’ll learn about how Ket unsuccessfully attempted to seduce Adam Scott and how Kim and Ket have every intention of seducing Toni Collette. We’ll get a horror movie within a horror movie when Ket discovers Kim’s mail pile. But most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in Krampus. Dir. Michael Dougher...

Ket tells Kim about The Babysitter starring Judah Lewis, Samara Weaving, and Bella Thorne. Ketryn will be betrayed by Kim when she learns something about Kim’s past she’d never heard before. The girls will also learn that the award they won for the movie they made together is a very useful weapon and Ket will get a girl boner (a vag-oner, if you will) for a blond girl. Meanwhile, Kim will come dow...