Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Kim tells Ket about Happy Death Day starring Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard, and Ruby Modine. We’ll take a walk of success through Kim & Ket’s college days and learn that babies are RUTHLESS! Ket will have an emotional breakthrough as she “Ebenezer Scrooges” with a stone-cold bitch. So grab your MGPF and let’s wish Kim a Happy Death (Birth)day! Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will liv...

Ket tells Kim about The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, and Leelee Sobieski. We’ll learn that there is a time limit on how long you can leave liquor with the girls before it done gets drunk… but not as drunk as poor little freshman, Sean (Don’t drink the ‘WhatNot’!). So grab your carrier pigeon as we follow ‘Icolas Age’ through Summersisle where he asks zero follow up questions. M...

Kim AND Ket tell their special guest Maya Stojan about the NEW Halloween (2018), starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Judy Greer and Andi Matichak. Though she didn’t have experience with Halloween while growing up in Switzerland, we will learn that Maya’s ruthlessness knows no limits as she out ‘final girls’ us all! They’ll reveal their complicated relationship with “The Brits” and wish a very happy birthda...

Kim tells Ket about Train to Busan, starring Gong Yoo, Jung Yu-mi, and Ma Dong-seok. Kim will try her hand, yet again, at scaring her cyber date, Adam. We’ll get a sneak peak at the girls’ new infomercial and learn where zombies stand on gun control, all while getting our heart strings pulled by a 10 to 35 year old little girl. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket would live or die on the Train...

Ket tells Kim about The Purge: Election Year , starring Elizabeth Mitchell and Frank Grillo… not Jon Bernthal. Depending on the results of OUR election, this telling will either be a tale of what we narrowly avoided OR a survival guide of what’s to come for us all! In which case, grab your bedazzled machine guns and  let’s get ‘schmacty!’ Most importantly, we’ll find out of Kim would live or die i...

Kim tells Ket about Trick ‘r Treat , starring Anna Paquin, Brian Cox and Dylan Baker. As usual, they will refer to exactly none of the characters by their correct names and they’ll focus ONLY on the most important plot points. They’ll take a visit to a “Wok” Quarry and, most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket would live or die in Trick ‘r Treat . Dir. Michael Dougherty       Get acquainted with th...

Ket tells Kim about Suspiria (1977) , starring Jessica Harper, Stefania Casini, and Flavio Bucci. We’ll get decorating tips like velvet’s not just for couches and how to give your houseguests seizures! We’ll also confirm that wine IS medicine (Ket knew it!)... if you’re doctor is a psychopath.  Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim would live or die in Suspiria (1977) . Dir. Dario Argento     Ge...

Kim tells Ket about Halloween (2007) , starring Malcolm McDowell, Tyler Mane, and Scout Taylor-Compton. We’ll find out how many times the girls can manage to bring up tacos while discussing brutal murders by an evil psychopath. We’ll introduce a new character: the bell, used less for acknowledging correct answers and more for imitating classic SNL sketches. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket...

Ket tells Kim about Ginger Snaps . starring Emily Perkins, Katharine Isabelle and Mimi Rogers. We’ll find out how Ket can’t pick bad movies even when she tries and takes pity on Kim’s faulty picker. We’ll learn about how Kim doesn’t believe in supervising children and Ket believes they should be on a leash at all times. We’ll discuss how getting your period is just like becoming a werewolf. Most i...

Kim tells Ket about The Killing of a Sacred Deer , starring Nicole Kidman, Colin Farrell, and Barry Keoghan. We’ll find out how Kim faired as her own viewing partner. We’ll listen to Ket literally die of laughter (she’s a ghost now) and who Kim and Ket would kill if they had to. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket would live or die in The Killing of a Sacred Deer. Dir. Yorgos Lanthimos     Get...

Ket tells Kim about Deliverance , starring the late Burt Reynolds, Jon Voight, Ned Beatty and Ronny Cox. We’ll find out if Kim murders a date that she thought was standing her up. We’ll learn about banjo boy, how to scale the cliffs of insanity, and Ketryn’s new found love with Burt Reynolds’ arms. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in Deliverance . Dir. John Boorman   Get ac...

Kim tells Ket about The Open House, starring Dylan Minnette and Piercey Dalton. We’ll find out if Ket has improved her staying alive skills. We’ll learn about Kim’s cyber date, with a Horror Movie virgin, and what to wear to a black tie bedtime. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in The Open House . Dir. Matt Angel, Suzanne Coote   Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM &...

Ket tells Kim about The Skeleton Key, starring Kate Hudson, Peter Sarsgaard, Gena Rowlands and John Hurt. We’ll learn why Kim and Ket have brainwashed all their friends into mispronouncing the French word for ‘five.’ Kim will decide she’s NEVER going to work for Ket. And through very scientific methods they will determine what it would be like to sleep with Peter Sarsgaard. Most importantly, we’ll...

Kim tells Ket about I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House , starring Ruth Wilson, Paula Prentiss, and Bob Balaban. We’ll also get Part 2 of Kim’s date with Batman and remain utterly confused. Kim will officially announce her vendetta towards a kitchen chair and Ket’s ‘Dad jokes.’ Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House . Dir...

Ket tells Kim about An American Haunting , starring Donald Sutherland, Sissy Spacek, and Rachel Hurd-Wood. We’ll learn that Ket can always find a reason to get feisty about feminism, Sissy Spacek’s new nickname, and whether a killer cast and being based on a true story guarantees a killer movie. Most importantly, we’ll find out of Kim will live or die in An American Haunting . Dir. Courtney Solomo...

Kim tells Ket about The Boy , starring Lauren Cohen, Rupert Evans, and James Russell. We’ll learn about Kim’s date with Batman and whether he was, or was not, a serial killer. Did she even watch the movie? We’ll find out which of the girls is more likely to ‘drink the kool-aid.’ Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in The Boy . Dir. William Brent Bell   Get acquainted with the...

Ket tells Kim about Green Room , starring the late Anton Yelchin, Patrick Stewart, and Alia Shawkat. We’ll learn about things like where their love of horror movies began, who their watching partners will (and won’t) be, how to duct tape an arm back together, and what exactly is a ‘butt boy’?  Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in the Green Room. Dir. Jeremy Saulnier   Get ac...