Be Afraid

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the eff out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days...

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Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

Morbid Mini-Monday 14: “The Lighthouse” 12.08.2019

“The Lighthouse” In theatres October 18th 2019 Kim tells Ket about Lighthouse in which Cedric Diggory and Jesus live in a lighthouse together… or something like that. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html     Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep th...

Ep. 52: Jacob’s Ladder: “The Tale of the Return of 80s Ghost” 07.08.2019

Kim tells Ket about another one of Arik’s favorites that she feels mediocre about: Jacob’s Ladder starring Tim Robbins and Elizabeth Pena. We learn that Ketryn’s 80’s kitchen ghost has returned with a new (familiar?) ear worm to implant in all of our brains and don’t ever rely on Arik to help you in a haunted nighttime cat situation. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jacob’s...

Morbid Mini-Monday 13: “Satanic Panic” 05.08.2019

 “Satanic Panic” In theatres September 6th Ket tells Kim about Fangoria’s Satanic Panic and the girls learn the most important survival tip of all: ALWAYS fuck Jerry O’Connell Watch the trailer here…       http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail....

Ep 51: Midsommar: “The Tale of the Whole Baguette” 31.07.2019

Ket tells Kim about the new release Midsommar starring Florence Pugh, Jack Reynor, Vilhelm Blomgren, Williams Jackson Harper and Will Poulter. Want to hear Kim laugh for an uncomfortable amount of time about a head exploding on a rock? You’ve come to the right place. Ketryn makes poor Arik answer for his entire species and the girls both have flashbacks to the dating breadcrumbs boys left them in...

Morbid Mini-Monday 12: “The Nightingale” 29.07.2019

“The Nightingale” In theaters August 2nd 2019 Ket tells Kim about The Nightingale and realizes right now that it takes place in colonial Australia, NOT America. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, AMERICA! Jeeze! Anywhooo, find out who Kim would take on her revenge killing spree.  Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html     Come stay alive at our...

Ep. 50: It (1990): “The Tale of #SaveBev” PART 2 24.07.2019

Part 2 : Kim tells Ket about the OG It (in two parts because this bitch is long!) starring the late great John Ritter,  Jonathan Brandis, and Harry Anderson (RIP to all), as well as alive Tim Curry and Seth Green. Guys, Ket did NOT get the mythology of this. She is currently on life support. Other things that should be on life support are mullet ponytails and douchebag dickhead dudes that beat peo...

Ep. 50: It (1990): “The Tale of #SaveBev” PART 1 24.07.2019

Part 1 : Kim tells Ket about the OG It (in two parts because this bitch is long!) starring the late great John Ritter,  Jonathan Brandis, and Harry Anderson (RIP to all), as well as alive Tim Curry and Seth Green. Guys, Ket did NOT get the mythology of this. She is currently on life support. Other things that should be on life support are mullet ponytails and douchebag dickhead dudes that beat peo...

Morbid Mini-Monday 11: “They're Inside” 22.07.2019

“They're Inside” Available VOD or blu-ray through Dread.   Kim tells Ket about They're Inside. We reminisce on some past podcast tales and Kim's awkward moments, and find that Ket's epitaph will read "She was ballsy". Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html https://epic-pictures.com/merchandise/theyre-inside-blu-ray    https://itunes.apple...

Ep. 49: The Perfection: “The Tale of Hearth Cross Buns” 17.07.2019

Ket tells Kim about Netflix original The Perfection starring Allison Williams, Steven Weber and Logan Browning. Come join us in the Hearth Room and take a listen to a tale. Grab your travel meat cleavers and gum, and hear what kind of band Kim and Ketryn wish they could be in. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Perfection. Dir.  Richard Shepard       Get acquainted with a...

Morbid Mini-Monday 10: "Livestream for the Cure with The Epic Film Guys" 15.07.2019

This is our segment from the 3rd Annual Livestream for the Cure with The Epic Film Guys Podcast.  We bring out the ole 'Rolodex o' Death' and see if the guys can stay alive while simultaneously raising money for cancer research. You can find the guys here: www.epicfilmguys.com/ And donate to the Cancer Research Institute here: www.livestreamforthecure.com        Get acquainted with all things KIM...

Ep. 48: Unsane: “The Tale of BJs for the King” 10.07.2019

Kim tells Ket about Unsane starring Claire Foy, Joshua Leonard and Jay Pharoah. Ket will remind you why you should just stick to Starbucks on your lunch break. If you don’t you will definitely be kept against your will in an institution. Those are just facts. The girls will also introduce you to… The King. What will you do for a phone? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Unsan...

Morbid Mini-Monday 09: “Scream Resurrection” 08.07.2019

“Scream Resurrection” Broadcast on VH1 Monday, July 8 - July 10Ket tells Kim about the Season 3 trailer for Scream Resurrection and asks why in the eff is anyone in their dark school hallways at night? GET OUTTA THERE!Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Ch...

Ep. XLVII: Apostle: “The Tale of Root Face Burpsmap” 03.07.2019

Ket tells Kim about Apostle starring Ketryn’s boyfriend, Michael Sheen and Kim’s boyfriend, Dan Stevens. We’ll be introduced to yet another Burpsmap. We’ll have a lesson in ordering cheesesteaks and roman numerals and we’ll learn a new vocab word. Kim is still looking for the bar but, most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Apostle. Dir. Gareth Evans     Get acquainted with all th...

Morbid Mini-Monday 08: “Annabelle Comes Home” 01.07.2019

“Annabelle Comes Home” In Theaters June 26, 2019 Kim tells Ket about Annabelle Comes Home. Honestly, guys, if you don’t get it by this point, we don’t know how to help you with your haunted kids and their possessed toys. It’s on youse at this point. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www...

Ep. 46: Sleepaway Camp: “The Tale of the Eclectic and Marvelous Wardrobe of Short Shirt” 26.06.2019

Kim tells Ket about the “classic” horror movie, that was surely nominated for several Oscars, starring Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten and Karen Fields. In this film, boobs are VIP tickets to the Boy Circle and Kim has backstage passes… Ket was, is, and always will be looking for scalpers in the parking lot. Nick Santa Croce, this one’s for you! Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or...

Morbid Mini-Monday 07: “Child’s Play” 24.06.2019

“Child’s Play” In Theaters June 21, 2019 Ket tells Kim about Child’s Play starring, our girl, Aubrey Plaza. Once again, IF. YOU. HAVE. CHILDREN. THEY, OR THEIR TOYS, WILL BE HAUNTED. You’ve been warned… again. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Join Podcoin and use code "StayAlive" for 300 coins Get acquainted with all things KIM &a...

Ep. 45: Bad Samaritan: “The Tale of David Tennant Can’t Save Every Movie” 19.06.2019

Ket tells Kim about Bad Samaritan starring David Tennant, Robert Sheehan and Kerry Condon. Ketryn learns a very important lesson: David Tennant, while a near perfect human, is only mortal, after all. Kim will come as close as we’ve ever seen her to losing her complete mind and almost killing Ketryn. And both the girls will get “Geostormed.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will love or die in...

Morbid Mini-Monday 06: "Doctor Sleep" 17.06.2019

“Doctor Sleep” In Theaters November 8, 2019 Kim tells Ket about the most recent installment of The Stephen King Universe from Mike Flanagan. Join the girls at the Overlook Hotel. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html       Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail...

Ep. 44: Poltergeist: “The Tale of the True Clown of Horror” 12.06.2019

Kim tells Ket about Poltergeist starring JoBeth Williams, Heather O’Rourke and Craig T. Nelson. I know, I know! How has Ketryn not seen this? We’ll get into it. Chill out about it. Also, did you not learn our lesson from last week? If you have kids, they WILL become haunted. We’ll also find out that in the great bracket of terrifying clowns, Pennywise may have some competition. Most importantly, w...

Morbid Mini-Monday 05: "The Dead Don’t Die" 10.06.2019

“The Dead Don’t Die” In Theaters June 14, 2019 Ket tells Kim about the newest “The Dead Don’t Die" trailer. The girls determine what kind of zombies they would be. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html       Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the g...

Ep. 43: Ouija: Origin of Evil: “The Tale of Creepy Crap Bag Kids” 05.06.2019

Ket tells Kim about Ouija: Origin of Evil starring Elizabeth Reaser, Henry Thomas, Lulu Wilson and Annalisse Basso. The girls need all #Sammies to know something: If you have kids, they WILL become haunted and they WILL find crap bags of cash in the walls. You’ve been warned. Oh! And make sure you know what you’d ask each other as code to throw off a Ouija Demon. Most importantly, we’ll learn if K...

Morbid Mini-Monday 04: "Midsommar" 03.06.2019

“Midsommar” In Theaters July 3, 2019 Ket tells Kim about the Midsommar trailer. This doesn’t bode well for our Burnsie, as she is most likely to join a cult. Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html         Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the gir...

Ep. 42: Emelie: “The Tale of 'Gina Holes Out - Tits Up” 29.05.2019

Kim tells Ket about Emelie starring Sarah Bolger, Carly Adams, Joshua Rush. Our episode opens with the girls catching a case of the giggles. Kim is still on low-key (high-key?) crack due to lack of sleep. The girls coin a new mantra. (Spoiler Alert: it has to do with tits and vagina.) Ket comes to terms with her uncanny resemblance to an anxious 9 year old child. Most importantly, we’ll learn if K...

Morbid Mini-Monday 03: "The Odds" 27.05.2019

“The Odds” Arriving on VOD, Digital HD, leading Digital Platforms and DVD On June 4, 2019 Kim tells Ket about The Odds trailer. We learn that Ket is not super attached to her extremities. Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html       Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kks...

Ep. 41: House of Wax (1953): “The Tale of Happy Corporeal Birthday, Sir Vincent Price!” 22.05.2019

Ket tells Kim about House of Wax starring Vincent Price, Frank Lovejoy, and Phyllis Kirk. Ket begins planning the wedding of Kim and her new Ghost Beau that lives in Ket’s kitchen. They switch gears from being a horror movie comedy podcast to a Paris Hilton/Grammar/Old Timey Musical Podcast. Y’all cool with that? Cool. They also decide that they prefer living in the era where women didn’t have to...

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