Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Ep. 65: The Taking of Deborah Logan: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Cure for Alzheimers” Ket tells Kim about the found footage film, The Taking of Deborah Logan, starring Jill Larson, Anne Ramsey and Michelle Ang. Kim’s got a bone to pick with Ket and she gets re-angry about Ket’s alarm clock from, like, a million years ago! Get over it! (These show notes were written by Ketryn obviously). The girls will h...

Morbid Mini-Monday 26: The Turning Ket tells Kim about The Turning. We find out that Kim’s price for taking care of creepy crapbags in a haunted mansion is totally reasonable and affordable. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls at kksampod...

Ep. 64: Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler” Kim tells Ket about the classic Night of the Living Dead starring Duane Jones and Judith O’Dea.  It’s spooky Halloween and what better way to celebrate than to kill some non-trademarked zombies? So give us an Eskiball Kiss, let’s put some doors on doors and slap some sense into Barbler. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live o...

Morbid Mini-Monday 25: Eli Ket tells Kim about Eli on Netflix and, for once, the kid is not the creepy crapbag. But the girls are going to have to put their foot down about medical facilities being haunted. That’s too many things to contend with. Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at ww...

Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid” Ket tells Kim about Orphan starring Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard and Isabelle Fuhrman. Art imitates true real-life horror as we learn yet another reason kids are terrifying… and honestly, might actually be 10 to 35 years old. We take a trip to Kim’s Village of Cups again and make a final decision on who is crowned the true Sarsga...

Morbid Mini-Monday 24: Rabid   Kim tells Ket about the trailer for the Soska Sisters’ Rabid and it’s official. Ketryn would rather eat people than animals and, let’s face it, Kim is going to be the one covering for her.  Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Cha...

Ep. 62: Halloween III: Season of the Witch: “The Tale of Det. Thomas Jeanine Atkins Ph. D” Kim tells Ket about Halloween III: Season of the Witch starring Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin and Dan O’Herlihy. Join us for the Festival of Burpsmap! Michael Myers is not invited but the sexy Thomas Jeanine certainly is! So put on your best suit and get your Monday strangles in early because it’s Halloween… III...

Morbid Mini-Monday 23: The Lodge Ket tells Kim about the trailer for The Lodge. Kim is confused for the entirety of the telling and Ketryn swears they know Grace from somewhere. Also, why snow gotta be so creepy?! Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat wit...

Ep. 61: Happy Birthday to Me: “The Tale of Killer Whiskey”   Ket tells Kim about Happy Birthday to Me starring Melissa Sue Anderson, Glenn Ford and Lawrence Dane. The episode begins with Kim nearly upstaging Ketryn’s birthday and making it her own death day. Rude! They’ll both fantasize about punching Etienne in the throat and Kim will proclaim her love for Bernadette. Most importantly, we’ll lear...

Morbid Mini-Monday 22: #AllTheHorror with Frigay the 13th It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeeear! Spooky season AND #AllTheHorror! In honor of this, Kim & Ket are teaming up with one of their very favorite podcasts: Frigay the 13th! The girls play Rolodex of Death with hosts Andrew and Matty, and a beautiful friendship is born.   Follow Frigay the 13th on Twitter at @frigay13 Follow #...

Ep. 60: Ready or Not: “The Tale of the 9-1-1 Seamstress” Kim tells Ket about Ready or Not starring their girl Samara Weaving, Andie McDowell and Adam Brody. Kim starts by talking about the short film preceding the film about an emergency seamstress. Then we get into the movie where Samara Weaving takes off her damn heels and gets dat $$$. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Re...

“Candy Corn”   Out on VOD and Blu-Ray now at Epic-Pictures.com   Kim tells Ket about the Candy Corn trailer.  They discuss their fave ways to revenge haunt their murderers, the Candy Corn premiere, and their love for the Epic Pictures/Dread Presents fam.   Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & K...

Ep. 59: Hagazussa: “The Tale of the 63 Year Old Baby” Ket tells Kim about Hagazussa, Germany’s answer to The VVitch, starring Aleksandra Cwen, Celina Peter and Claudia Martini.  Make sure you have an extra shot with you because shit is gettin’ 15th century fucked. Ketryn begins with murdering Kim for not having seen The Sound of Music, then the girls tell us all about Horrible Imaginings Film Fest...

“Gretel and Hansel”   Released January 31, 2020   Ket tells Kim about Gretel and Hansel.  And just like the age old fairytale tells us… don’t eat food from a creepy crapbag Beverly Hills Housewife in the woods.    Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html     Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat w...

Ep. 58: House of 1000 Corpses: “The Tale of Seasonal Fruits and Fuckstorms of Murder” Kim tells Ket about House of 1000 Corpses starring Sid Haig, Sheri Moon Zombie and Bill Moseley. Let’s turn up some Hamilton and RAGE, #Sammies! We’ll learn who has a will to live and who has the will to nap. The girls will get drunk on fruit and tell us of their dream to throat-punch and bottle-stab someone. Mos...

“Three From Hell”   Released September 16/17/18, 2019   Kim tells Ket about Three From Hell.  Ket relies solely on her neighbors and the kindness of strangers to try and survive… and realizes she’s basically the girl who cried wolf. Listen to our House of 1,000 Corpses episode this Wednesday to see where this story and our nicknames for the characters all begins!   Watch the trailer here... http:/...

Ep. 57: Night of the Creeps: “The Tale of Thrill Me with some ASMR” Ket tells Kim about Night of the Creeps starring Jason Lively, Tom Atkins and Steve Marshall. They take a nice long trip to Tangent Town and learn all about ASMR. They’re still not clear about Den Mothers and have a lot more questions. As always, they ask the important questions like when did “Miller Time” start? Everyone grab you...

“Mary” Released October 11, 2019 Kim tells Ket about Mary.  Umm… guys. Ketryn is just straight up throwin’ kids off boats now. Boats, ghosts and creepy crap bag kids are NOT her jam. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gma...

Ep. 56: The Autopsy of Jane Doe: “The Tale of Thou Cannot Kill This Bitch” Kim tells Ket about The Autopsy of Jane Doe starring Emile Hirsch and Brian Cox.  So get the tommy hawk, Pod! Don’t forget your mystery femur. Let’s get religualistic! We’ll learn about how Kim creeped out a room of Disney casting execs and we’ll learn how Ket creeped out everyone by saying she’d like a body to autopsy for...

“Artik” Released September 10, 2019 Ket tells Kim about Artik.  There are not one, but two, gentlemen that the girls are inappropriately attracted to. This is a new film from their friends over at Dread written and directed by Tom Botchii Skowronski Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html       Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET...

Ep. 55: Tales from the Crypt Episode 1 & 2: “The Tale of How I Get Me Gettins” Happy Anniversary, Sammies! Kim & Ket each tell an episode of Tales from the Crypt at their very first live show to commemorate one whole friggin’ year of talkin’ at ya! Kim will attempt to complete her spiritual journey by electrocuting people and Ket will attempt to murder Santa. They’ll BOTH get their gettins...

“Don't Let Go” In theatres August 30, 2019 Kim tells Ket about Don't Let Go.  They start off with their Monday headphones on and discuss their staying-alive control-freak issues.   Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail...

Kim tells Ket about Spring starring Lou Taylor Pucci and Nadia Hilker. But the greatest horror may be Kim and Ketryn attempting to beatbox and freestyle. We’re going to learn just how prevalent ARE human tails and can Ket have one. We’ll also unite all the sluts with a jaunty chant! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Spring. Dir. Justin Benson, Aaron Moorhead     Get acquaint...

“Ready or Not” In theatres August 21, 2019 Ket tells Kim about Ready or Not starring our favorite babysitter, Samara Weaving. Ketryn asks the most important questions of all… HOW CUTE IS THAT DRESS?? Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html     Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls...

Ket tells Kim about this movie (?) called Killer Klowns from Outer Space starring Suzanne Snyder, Grant Cramer and John Vernon. Ketryn has challenged Pennywise to a duel and she’s tagging these assholes in. Join animatronic farmers and the dinosaurs from the 90’s sitcom Dinosaurs with clown (klown?) makeup on and let’s hop in Ketryn’s Ford Windstar with (not) Rex Manning. Most importantly, we’ll f...