Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity” Ket tells Kim about John Carpenter’s The Thing starring Kurt “Baby Blues” Russell, Wilford Brimley and Keith David. Ketryn braved some major animal horror (that she had previously blocked out) to bring you this episode. So let’s hold each others dicks and get stir-fried. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Thi...

Ep. 72: Anna and the Apocalypse: “The Tale of Dick the Halls with Zombie Love” Kim tells Ket about Anna and the Apocalypse starring Ella Hunt, Malcolm Cumming and Ben Wiggins. Kim’s little musical heart sang along with every note and it was contagious… just like zombie viruses. So grab your hand sanitizer and call in all the Santas. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Anna and...

Ep. 71: Silent Night, Deadly Night: “The Tale of Too Many Boobs” Ket tells Kim about the winner of our Patreon poll: Silent Night, Deadly Night starring Robert Brian Wilson, Lilyan Chauvin and Britt Leach. Put on your pajama wimples because we’re gonna have some nunspiriences. Oh! And obviously, don’t forget to let your boobs out. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Silent Nig...

Ep. 70: Friday the 13th: “The Tale of How The Hell Has Ketryn Not Seen This Before?” Kim tells Ket about Friday the 13th starring Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King and Kevin Bacon. So, naturally, the girls discuss… the weather. And before you get all mad about how Ketryn hasn’t seen this before, remember that they couldn’t bring you this episode if she had so… YOU’RE WELCOME! Most importantly, we’ll lea...

Merrrrryyy Black Christmas Sammies!  It's the end of the year and we're making some ch-ch-changes... Our Morbid Mini-Monday episodes will now be available over on our Patreon under our new $3 Jess Bradford tier! Head to  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe  to check it out!     Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmai...

Ep. 69: Dead Snow: “The Tale of Giraffe Birds in the Crevasse” Ket tells Kim about the Norwegian horror Dead Snow starring Lasse Valdal,  Charlotte Frogner and Vegar Hoel. So deadbolt your intestines and let’s dive into the creVASSE (Yes. That’s how it’s pronounced). We’ll revisit the unfortunate fashions of 2009, all of which the girls enthusiastically participated in. We’ll admire the elegance o...

Morbid Mini-Monday 30: Knives Out Ket tells Kim about the (maybe) horror whodunnit, Knives Out, starring everyone you’ve ever heard of (including Queen Jamie Lee Curtis for whom Ket fucked up the surprise reveal) and none other than Sound of Music legend Christopher Plummer. #EverythingComesBackToSoundOfMusic Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-epis...

Ep. 68: You’re Next: “The Tale of Some Home Alone Shit” Kim tells Ket about the (sort of) Thanksgiving horror classic You’re Next starring Sharni Vinson, Joe Swanberg and AJ Bowen. We’ll introduce you to the newest superhero: Red Flag Girl. We’ll also meet Rachel, the one who introduced us to Colin Farrel’s sex tape… you’re welcome. Then we’ll get into some real Home Alone-style security systems f...

Morbid Mini-Monday 29: Antebellum Kim tells Ket about the mini-MINI trailer for Antebellum. It’s just a teaser so your guess is as good as ours as to the full extent of the genius masterpiece we’ll get from the producers of Get Out and Us… but you better believe that Kim and Ket are HERE. FOR. IT. Watch the teaser here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html    ...

Ep. 67: American Gothic: “The Tale of Where’s Paul?” Ket tells Kim about the demented family horror, American Gothic starring Sarah Torgov, Rod Steiger and Yvonne De Carlo. We meet an ACTUAL middle-aged child mom and Kim’s actual head explodes because “what are ages?” The girls also need to know the answer to two important questions: where the literal eff is Paul and what happens when you go “deep...

Morbid Mini-Monday 28: The Grudge Kim tells Ket about The Grudge trailer remake starring Betty Gilpin. And there is absolutely no way to know any other information about this film, at all, except that it’s apparently about Ketryn. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive...

Ep. 66: House of the Devil: “The Tale of Huggin’ and Cuttin’ Pizzas” Kim tells Ket about House of the Devil starring Jocelin Donahue, Greta Gerwig and Tom Noonan. Kim has a date with truffle parmesan fries (and ‘The Man’) to see this throwback creeper. The girls, once again, discuss the most pressing topics of the film like WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CUT A PRE-CUT PIZZA WITH A KNIFE?! WHO IS THE REAL...

Morbid Mini-Monday 27: The Invisible Man Ket tells Kim about The Invisible Man starring the girls’ other girlfriend, Elizabeth Moss. I don’t know what the big damn deal is! Let’s “Sheet ‘n’ Flour” this MFer and get on with our lives. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html     Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketst...

Ep. 65: The Taking of Deborah Logan: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Cure for Alzheimers” Ket tells Kim about the found footage film, The Taking of Deborah Logan, starring Jill Larson, Anne Ramsey and Michelle Ang. Kim’s got a bone to pick with Ket and she gets re-angry about Ket’s alarm clock from, like, a million years ago! Get over it! (These show notes were written by Ketryn obviously). The girls will h...

Morbid Mini-Monday 26: The Turning Ket tells Kim about The Turning. We find out that Kim’s price for taking care of creepy crapbags in a haunted mansion is totally reasonable and affordable. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls at kksampod...

Ep. 64: Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler” Kim tells Ket about the classic Night of the Living Dead starring Duane Jones and Judith O’Dea.  It’s spooky Halloween and what better way to celebrate than to kill some non-trademarked zombies? So give us an Eskiball Kiss, let’s put some doors on doors and slap some sense into Barbler. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live o...

Morbid Mini-Monday 25: Eli Ket tells Kim about Eli on Netflix and, for once, the kid is not the creepy crapbag. But the girls are going to have to put their foot down about medical facilities being haunted. That’s too many things to contend with. Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at ww...

Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid” Ket tells Kim about Orphan starring Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard and Isabelle Fuhrman. Art imitates true real-life horror as we learn yet another reason kids are terrifying… and honestly, might actually be 10 to 35 years old. We take a trip to Kim’s Village of Cups again and make a final decision on who is crowned the true Sarsga...

Morbid Mini-Monday 24: Rabid   Kim tells Ket about the trailer for the Soska Sisters’ Rabid and it’s official. Ketryn would rather eat people than animals and, let’s face it, Kim is going to be the one covering for her.  Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Cha...

Ep. 62: Halloween III: Season of the Witch: “The Tale of Det. Thomas Jeanine Atkins Ph. D” Kim tells Ket about Halloween III: Season of the Witch starring Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin and Dan O’Herlihy. Join us for the Festival of Burpsmap! Michael Myers is not invited but the sexy Thomas Jeanine certainly is! So put on your best suit and get your Monday strangles in early because it’s Halloween… III...

Morbid Mini-Monday 23: The Lodge Ket tells Kim about the trailer for The Lodge. Kim is confused for the entirety of the telling and Ketryn swears they know Grace from somewhere. Also, why snow gotta be so creepy?! Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat wit...

Ep. 61: Happy Birthday to Me: “The Tale of Killer Whiskey”   Ket tells Kim about Happy Birthday to Me starring Melissa Sue Anderson, Glenn Ford and Lawrence Dane. The episode begins with Kim nearly upstaging Ketryn’s birthday and making it her own death day. Rude! They’ll both fantasize about punching Etienne in the throat and Kim will proclaim her love for Bernadette. Most importantly, we’ll lear...

Morbid Mini-Monday 22: #AllTheHorror with Frigay the 13th It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeeear! Spooky season AND #AllTheHorror! In honor of this, Kim & Ket are teaming up with one of their very favorite podcasts: Frigay the 13th! The girls play Rolodex of Death with hosts Andrew and Matty, and a beautiful friendship is born.   Follow Frigay the 13th on Twitter at @frigay13 Follow #...

Ep. 60: Ready or Not: “The Tale of the 9-1-1 Seamstress” Kim tells Ket about Ready or Not starring their girl Samara Weaving, Andie McDowell and Adam Brody. Kim starts by talking about the short film preceding the film about an emergency seamstress. Then we get into the movie where Samara Weaving takes off her damn heels and gets dat $$$. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Re...

“Candy Corn”   Out on VOD and Blu-Ray now at Epic-Pictures.com   Kim tells Ket about the Candy Corn trailer.  They discuss their fave ways to revenge haunt their murderers, the Candy Corn premiere, and their love for the Epic Pictures/Dread Presents fam.   Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html   Get acquainted with all things KIM & K...