Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Kim tells Ket about A Quiet Place (FINALLY) starring Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. What better way to brave the apocalypse than by watching a movie about the apocalypse? The girls decide that they need to beat the crap out of each other to see how quiet they can be. We also learn that anyone in Arik’s tribe during a quiet apocalypse will be immediately dead. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket...

Ket tells Kim about installment number 2 of the saga of Jason Voorhees starring Amy Steel and John Furey. We just gotta see how this whole “Jason thing” is playing out! Here are a couple things we learned about Jason: he is a clumsy turtle; he’s in need of a Rocky-esque training montage; he’s sporting… a burpsmap! How did you guys not tell us this?! Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will liv...

Kim tells Ket about A Dark Song starring Catherine Walker and Steve Oram. There will be a shocking reveal about who is actually more in danger of being cultified.  We’ll get to the bottom of Kim and Ket’s feelings on melons… FINALLY. Also, and most importantly, may we introduce to you our new best bro, Jerry Tooneytown. Most most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in A Dark Song. Dir...

Ket tells Kim about Arik’s Birthday pick by The Soska Sisters, American Mary starring Katherine Isabelle. So grab an extra turkey leg from your sutured turkeys and buckle up. It’s gonna be a bloody, slicey ride. Ketryn will acquire a new Betty Boop impression to add to her very limited repertoire. We’ll test the marketability of a new candle scent: Bag of Rags and Skin. And the girls will work out...

Kim tells Kim about A Girls Walks Home Alone at Night starring Sheila Vand, Arash Marandi Marshall Manesh. It’s the third contribution to Women in Horror Month and our monthly Patreon pick! We’ll learn that Ketryn would be a really honest and forthright Vampire so excuse her fangs. We’ll get a visit from the spirit of Mona Lisa Vito when Kim identifies the make and model of the vintage car being d...

Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones” Ket tells Kim about The Love Witch starring Samantha Robinson. We’ve got a love-addicted witch, ren-faire cosplay, jars of tampons, feminism and hot dudes. It’s basically Kim and Ket in a blender. We’ll learn many things like how to not be a turd little bird boy. We will NOT learn what Ketryn meant by ‘naked violent feet ceremony’ beca...

Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer Did everyone do their homework? Kim tells Ket about the Netflix documentary Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer about the monster Luka Magnotta. She bumbled through it for a full half hour so we decided to make it a bonus episode - this is what happens when we don't take detailed notes people!  But, seriously, fuck this guy. W...

Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop” Kim tells Ket about Tragedy Girls starring Brianna Hildebrand and Alexandra Shipp. Listen up, Erasers! Enrollment opens for Ketryn’s Female Anatomy Health class, open to boys ONLY! Y’all need to learn. We learn that Kim is a professional wooden pencil holder maker. The girls revisit their "autobiographical" webseries: The 3x...

Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen” Ket tells Kim about our #Sammie Patrons' vote: Fright Night starring Chris Sarandon, Amanda Bearse, Roddy McDowell, William Ragsdale and the mysterious creature, Stephen Geoffreys. We learn what the absolute least sexy name is and we go on a sexual awakening journey with Amy. We’re going to go on a journey with Evi...

Ep. 76: Parasite: “The Tale of Big Grandma Energy 2020” Kim tells Ket about the gut-wrenching, critically acclaimed and award winning Parasite starring Kang-ho Sung, Sun-kyun Lee and Yeo-jeong Jo. We introduce you all to the mantra of the year: Big. Grandma. Energy. Also, who wants to pre-order our KKSAM cookbook sold on our new Goop-like lifestyle blog? Cuckoo Banana Stir-fry anyone? Whiskey mask...

Ep. 75: The Invitation: “The Tale of Code Red on the Kim Cult Alarm” Ket tells Kim about The Invitation starring Logan Marshall-Green and Tammy Blanchard. Kim revisits her budding career in the ASMR world and Ket, yet again, narrowly saves her from joining a cult. Constant vigilance! We quiz our #Sammies on some classic Ross Gellar moments and one character turns into a Spongebob Squarepants meme....

Ep. 74: The Evil Dead: “The Tale of Rickety Jickety Cream-Colored Turtlenecks Kim tells Ket about Sam Raimi’s OG The Evil Dead starring the one and only Bruce mothereffin’ Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss and Richard DeManicor. The girls’ brains will officially meld into one and we’ll learn of Ketryn’s childhood turtleneck trauma. We’ll also learn two new words but never learn why Cheryl is sooo extra. M...

Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity” Ket tells Kim about John Carpenter’s The Thing starring Kurt “Baby Blues” Russell, Wilford Brimley and Keith David. Ketryn braved some major animal horror (that she had previously blocked out) to bring you this episode. So let’s hold each others dicks and get stir-fried. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Thi...

Ep. 72: Anna and the Apocalypse: “The Tale of Dick the Halls with Zombie Love” Kim tells Ket about Anna and the Apocalypse starring Ella Hunt, Malcolm Cumming and Ben Wiggins. Kim’s little musical heart sang along with every note and it was contagious… just like zombie viruses. So grab your hand sanitizer and call in all the Santas. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Anna and...

Ep. 71: Silent Night, Deadly Night: “The Tale of Too Many Boobs” Ket tells Kim about the winner of our Patreon poll: Silent Night, Deadly Night starring Robert Brian Wilson, Lilyan Chauvin and Britt Leach. Put on your pajama wimples because we’re gonna have some nunspiriences. Oh! And obviously, don’t forget to let your boobs out. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Silent Nig...

Ep. 70: Friday the 13th: “The Tale of How The Hell Has Ketryn Not Seen This Before?” Kim tells Ket about Friday the 13th starring Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King and Kevin Bacon. So, naturally, the girls discuss… the weather. And before you get all mad about how Ketryn hasn’t seen this before, remember that they couldn’t bring you this episode if she had so… YOU’RE WELCOME! Most importantly, we’ll lea...

Merrrrryyy Black Christmas Sammies!  It's the end of the year and we're making some ch-ch-changes... Our Morbid Mini-Monday episodes will now be available over on our Patreon under our new $3 Jess Bradford tier! Head to  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe  to check it out!     Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com   Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmai...

Ep. 69: Dead Snow: “The Tale of Giraffe Birds in the Crevasse” Ket tells Kim about the Norwegian horror Dead Snow starring Lasse Valdal,  Charlotte Frogner and Vegar Hoel. So deadbolt your intestines and let’s dive into the creVASSE (Yes. That’s how it’s pronounced). We’ll revisit the unfortunate fashions of 2009, all of which the girls enthusiastically participated in. We’ll admire the elegance o...

Morbid Mini-Monday 30: Knives Out Ket tells Kim about the (maybe) horror whodunnit, Knives Out, starring everyone you’ve ever heard of (including Queen Jamie Lee Curtis for whom Ket fucked up the surprise reveal) and none other than Sound of Music legend Christopher Plummer. #EverythingComesBackToSoundOfMusic Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-epis...

Ep. 68: You’re Next: “The Tale of Some Home Alone Shit” Kim tells Ket about the (sort of) Thanksgiving horror classic You’re Next starring Sharni Vinson, Joe Swanberg and AJ Bowen. We’ll introduce you to the newest superhero: Red Flag Girl. We’ll also meet Rachel, the one who introduced us to Colin Farrel’s sex tape… you’re welcome. Then we’ll get into some real Home Alone-style security systems f...

Morbid Mini-Monday 29: Antebellum Kim tells Ket about the mini-MINI trailer for Antebellum. It’s just a teaser so your guess is as good as ours as to the full extent of the genius masterpiece we’ll get from the producers of Get Out and Us… but you better believe that Kim and Ket are HERE. FOR. IT. Watch the teaser here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html    ...

Ep. 67: American Gothic: “The Tale of Where’s Paul?” Ket tells Kim about the demented family horror, American Gothic starring Sarah Torgov, Rod Steiger and Yvonne De Carlo. We meet an ACTUAL middle-aged child mom and Kim’s actual head explodes because “what are ages?” The girls also need to know the answer to two important questions: where the literal eff is Paul and what happens when you go “deep...

Morbid Mini-Monday 28: The Grudge Kim tells Ket about The Grudge trailer remake starring Betty Gilpin. And there is absolutely no way to know any other information about this film, at all, except that it’s apparently about Ketryn. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive...

Ep. 66: House of the Devil: “The Tale of Huggin’ and Cuttin’ Pizzas” Kim tells Ket about House of the Devil starring Jocelin Donahue, Greta Gerwig and Tom Noonan. Kim has a date with truffle parmesan fries (and ‘The Man’) to see this throwback creeper. The girls, once again, discuss the most pressing topics of the film like WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CUT A PRE-CUT PIZZA WITH A KNIFE?! WHO IS THE REAL...

Morbid Mini-Monday 27: The Invisible Man Ket tells Kim about The Invisible Man starring the girls’ other girlfriend, Elizabeth Moss. I don’t know what the big damn deal is! Let’s “Sheet ‘n’ Flour” this MFer and get on with our lives. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html     Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketst...