Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Ket tells Kim about Jack Frost starring Michael Keaton… wait, what? Oh, no, it’s the one from the year before starring Scott MacDonald. Guys… the real story, though, is about that kid that is well on his way to being the next serial killer, you little creepy crapbag! The girls, also, really need to know if Shannon Elizabeth is ok. So put your Science Tits on! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim w...

Ep. 173: Scream 3: “The Tale of Gewey, Dale and Doctortective” Kim stretches out her birthday by telling Ket about Scream 3 starring all our faves! Praise be to the Goddess for the girls’ goldfish brains yet again because Ket has definitely seen it… but ya wouldn’t know it. They come up with a new game: “find the weapon.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Scream 3. Dir. Wes...

Ket tells Kim about 30 Days of Night starring Kim’s boyfriend, Josh Hartnett. Yes, that’s right. For her early birthday present to Kim, Ket told her about another JH joint that Kim wasn’t able to see with her own eyeballs and made her spend 2 hours in Snow Space... ok, so this wasn’t the BEST gift Ket has ever come up with. But Kim was able to compile a list of everything she’s looking for in a ma...

Kim tells Ket about the Thanksgiving (?) classic, Motel Hell, starring Grandzaddy Rory Calhoun. This was a Patreon pick and they did not disappoint. Kim bulks up her inanimate object impersonations resume and deems everyone “Father.” The girls also try to determine the best meat slogan. It’s between Kim and Father Ida. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Motel Hell. Happy Than...

Ket tells Kim about the 1998 teen horror installment, The Faculty, starring everyone you've ever seen and Kim's #1 badboy heartthrob, Josh Hartnett. It also stars Ketryn's close personal friends, Robert Patrick and Usher. Meet you for drinks later, Ush! Ketryn has a pretty serious bone to pick with Josh Hartnett's hair. Kim would LIKE a serious bone with Josh Hartnett. Once again, thank Goddess fo...

Kim tells Ket about Don’t Breathe starring Stephen Lang and Jane Levy. They quickly establish that Ketryn does not do “the crimes” and lament the bad day of the bank teller that had to cash out this guy’s $300,000 settlement. Ketryn struggles, on more than one occasion, with a choice so easy Kim almost didn’t ask it as a question. But Kim is proud of her for not attempting to befriend a rottweiler...

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, welcomed back some of Wendell’s favorite victims: Brea Grant ( Lucky ), Graham Skipper ( Sequence Break ) and Jeremy Gardner ( After Midnight ) for the Season 1 finale! The only thing more brutal than a serial killer is 3 friends competing for survival and $1000! Will they make it out of the cellar (again)? Or will Kim and Ket finally have a ful...

Ket tells Kim about the bonkers Society starring Billy Warlock and Devin DeVasquez with effects by SCREAMING MAD GEORGE!!! And he is, in fact, mad. And probably screaming. And George. Ketryn assures Kim that despite her douchey ways of saying croissant, chaise lounge, and her extensive knowledge of hearths, she is NOT (repeat: NOT) a part of society. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live...

Kim tells Ket about Halloween II starring Jamie Lee Curtis and The Shape. Dr. Loomis is the most extra and Ketryn has a vendetta against him for not knowing how to pronounce Samhain. It also comes to the girls’ attention that Michael Myers—being a youthful twenty-one-year-old—must be in the prime of his life as he embarks on his serial killer career. I bet those abs are So Happy Samhain all (prono...

Ket tells Kim about Thirteen Ghosts (2001) starring Matthew Lillard! Oh, yeah. And Tony Shalhoub and Shannon Elizabeth. Kim revisits her junkyard childhood. The girls debate about which team in Legends of the Hidden temple they’d be on. And Ketryn chooses a chalice from the old knight. Will she choose wisely… or poorly? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Thir13en Ghosts. Dir....

Kim tells Ket about The Mist starring Thomas Jayne, Andre Braugher and Marcia Gay Harden. The girls create a brand new measurement system, sure to leave the metric and imperial systems in the cold and utterly obsolete. Ketryn also introduces her new weather podcast and has to brave the most “Dead or Alives,” EVER! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Mist . Dir. Frank Darab...

Ket tells Kim about Book of Monsters in honor of Ketryn’s ::cough cough:: 18th birthday. We’ll meet another member of the prestigious family of Edward Scissorhands: Edward Scythe Hands. Ketryn reminds us all that NO ONE “mean girls” like Regina George. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Book of Monsters. Dir. Stewart Sparke Writer Paul Butler Listen to season 1 of our new hor...

Kim tells Ket about James Wan’s new horror, Malignant, starring Annabelle Wallis, Maddie Hassan and George Young. Right off the bat, Kim needs a refresher on how things work. Does she need to finish watching the movie? How do questions work? The girls also dive a little deeper into the terrifying “backwards hammock knee” syndrome they discovered in episode 117. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket...

Ket tells Kim about the movie that has been guessed literally every week for 161 episodes, The Visit, starring Olivia DeJonge and Ed Oxenbould. Kim tells us about the scariest place on the planet (oddly, it’s not the inside of a freakishly large oven). It finally comes out that Ket has installed surveillance cameras in Kim’s apartment. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The V...

Kim tells Ket about the 1979 bonkers Tourist Trap starring NOT Linda Carter. The girls discuss what “diversity”meant in the 70’s. An old demon friend drops by to catch up. Welcome back, Jerry TooNEYtown! Kim adds “wet diaper” impression to her reSUme and Ketryn lights her diaper on fire! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Tourist Trap. Dir. David SchmoellerWriters David Schmo...

Ket tells Kim about the 1995 horror flick starring their old pal the Cryptkeeper in his film debut, Tale from the Crypt: Demon Knight, starring Billy Zane and Jada Pinkett (not yet Smith)! The girls see what Lowell from Wings has been up to. They then spend literally the rest of the episode trying not to have demon sex with Billy Zane. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Tale...

Kim tells Ket about Candyman (1992) starring smokeshow Tony Todd and Virginia Madsen in honor of the release of Nia DaCosta’s Candyman. The girls talk about their favorite bathroom waterbeds and point out all of the Arrested Development references in the film. They discuss the pros and cons of shared medicine cabinets and how Candyman is basically Tinkerbell. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket w...

Recorded live in October 2020, Kim and Ket tell their dear friend @therealpaigetaylor about They Live starring Roddy Roddy Pipey and Keith David. Feel free to play our drinking game along with us but make sure you don’t have any plans the next day. So grab your sunglasses (Drink!) Most importantly, we’ll learn if Paige will live or die in They Live. Dir. John CarpenterWriters John Carpenter, Ray N...

Recorded live for the Campfire Tales Winter 2021 edition, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of The Veil called “Jack the Ripper” starring Boris Karloff and JUDIIIIIIIIIITH. Kim tells Ket about an episode of The Hitchhiker called “Man of her Dreams” starring red roses and white carnations.  As always, most importantly, we’ll learn if t...

Ket tells Kim about the 4th installment of their Friday the 13th series with The Final Chapter written by… everyone. All the writers. We learn that Tommy is the founder of Spirit Halloween’s mask collection. We are revisited by the magical towel from all the way back in episode two! All the while, we discover that Jason can fly. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Friday the 1...

Kim tells Ket about the Shudder original, Caveat, starring Jonathan French, Ben Caplan and Leila Sykes. The girls pitch their new mascot idea to Peloton: a pelican pulling its spine out its mouth. The film features ONE (I repeat, ONE) Jacob Marley chain. And Kim tries to coerce Ketryn into singing 5-star reviews again. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Caveat. Dir. Damian Mc...

Ket tells Kim about the brand new release, Werewolves Within, starring Sam Richardson, Milana Vantrub and Cheyenne Jackson. The girls are so happy to be back to recording regular episodes. They’re a little rusty and their mics are a bit flacid but they made it! So grab your wolf cosplay and be the fish you want to see in the neighborhood pond of the world… or something. Most importantly, we’ll lea...

Recorded live in March 2020, Kim and Ket tell their dear friend @therealpaigetaylor about Leprechaun starring Warwick Davis and the one and only JennyAn. Feel free to play our drinking game along with us but make sure you don’t have any plans the next day. So grab your jars of pee! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Paige will live or die in Leprechaun. Dir. Mark JonesWriter Mark JonesListen to seas...

Recorded live for the Campfire Tales Winter 2021 edition, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from horror TV. Ket tells Kim about episode one of Freddy’s Nightmare called “No More Mr. Nice Guy” starring dear ole’ Robert Englund, himself. Kim tells Ket about an episode of The Hammer House of Horror called “The Silent Scream” starring Daddy Cox and Peter Cushing.  As always, most impo...

Recorded live for the Campfire Tales September 2020 edition, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of Tales from the Crypt called “Dead Right” starring Demi Moore and George Bluth. Kim tells Ket about the episode called “Only Sin Deep” starring Caroline in the City. As always, most importantly, we’ll learn if the girls will live or die in...