Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Recorded live for the Campfire Tales October 2020 edition and also Ketryn’s Birthday, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of Tales from the Darkside called Circus starring Old Old Uncle Circus Man. Kim tells Ket about an episode of Monsters starring Grueler, Kristy and Donna Martin. As always, most importantly, we’ll learn if the girls...

In honor of the unexpected, but welcomed, LGBTQIA+ icon, Kim tells Ket about The Babadook. Ketryn’s swiss cheese memory comes in handy because, based on her final score, you’d never know she’d seen this before. Kim comes face-to-face with Babaroach and lives to tell the tale. They both discover just how accordion-like their wombs are. We hope you (that’s the rural “you”) enjoy it. Most importantly...

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Chelsea Stardust and Hayley Griffith. Chelsea is a Los Angeles filmmaker responsible for such films as All that we Destroy and Satanic Panic. Chelsea even lured the star of Satanic Panic, Hayley Griffith, down to the cellar with her! Hayley is an actress from the Big Apple. They’re both the latest victims of the Quiz Show Killer. Will...

Happy Pride Month! Ket tells Kim about the LGBTQ+ representative horror film, What Keeps You Alive, starring Hannah Emily Anderson and Brittany Allen. The girls add not one, but three more types of terrifying space. Ket reminds everyone, including Kim, that Kim cannot swim for shit so that everyone can be on the alert should you find her near water. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live o...

Ket tells Kim about Ridley Scott’s Alien starring Sigourney Weaver. The girls kick off by talking about Mare of Easttown (SPOILER ALERT min 2:31-12:02). The girls confirm that their least favorite kind of space is definitely SPACE space, with snow space and underwater space tied for second. Just like Goldilocks, the girls have to decide on just the right ship. But instead of 3 bears it's ONE GIANT...

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Sadie Katz and Mike Mendez. Mike is a filmmaker from LA who has been making films since the age of 8 yrs. old. Sadie is a writer and actress who you DO NOT want to sit next to while watching Scream. These two spitfires are the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Mike and Sadie survive the cellar and escape with their lives? Or...

Ket tells Kim about the 2 hour and 28 minute Zack Snyder cut of Army of the Dead starring Dave Bautista and Tig Notaro. The fellas from Entourage make an appearance. The girls learn just how cheugy they really are. All while Ket keeps track of the most important parts of the movie to skip to in this 2 HOUR AND 28 MINUTE MOVIE. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Army of the De...

Kim tells Ket about another 1972 classic, Blacula, starring William Marshall, Vonetta McGee and Denise Nicholas. The girls coin a far more appropriate nickname for Dracula the Douchebag. They contemplate the (not)hide-a-keys of the 70’s as well as wonder how anyone made plans ever. They also extend a formal invitation to their necks. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Blacula...

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by the dashing Matt Mercer @mercershark and Graham Skipper @skipstagraham. Matt is a LA based filmmaker whose latest project is Dementia II. This spooky film also stars Graham Skipper, an actor and founder of the Rated-R Speakeasy in Los Angeles. These deadly dudes are the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Matt and Graham survi...

Ket tells Kim about the 1972 Christopher Lee/ Peter Cushing team-up, Horror Express. It also stars “The Cheshire Cat” from the 1985 TV Movie Alice in Wonderland, much to Ketryn’s delight. The girls coin a new term that will, undoubtedly, be used by and to describe Ketryn often: “hearthbagging.” They also determine that Satan has also read Neil Strauss’ early-aught bestseller, The Game, to neg monk...

Kim tells Ket about Lucky, starring Brea Grant and directed by Natasha Kermani. The girls get real about where they would truly find themselves at the end of a horror movie. It’s not “dead” but it rhymes with “my me mu.” They also determine their social anxiety safe word. So put up your devil ears and let’s get Lucky. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Lucky. Dir. Natasha Ker...

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by the amazing Brea Grant and Natasha Kermani. Brea Grant is a filmmaker/writer who wrote/starred in the SXSW 2020 feature, LUCKY, directed by Natasha Kermani. Natasha is an Iranian-American filmmaker and the co-founder of Illium Pictures. These gorgeous Duchesses of Darkness are also the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Brea...

Ket tells Kim about the ridiculous and delightful 2004 romp, Club Dread, starring Bill Paxton, Britney Daniel and the guys of Broken Lizard. The girls ponder the intricacies of nipple play. They decide to team up to do their haunting and run into yet another homonym problem all while watching this remake of John Carpenter’s The Thing. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Club D...

Kim tells Ket about the Shudder original, Anything for Jackson, starring Sheila McCarthy and Julian Richings. Ketryn contemplates what she’d ask the Devil to grant her, if given the opportunity. Spoiler alert: it’s crows. An army of them. Kim embodies the algorithm robot for a short time but is back now. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Anything for Jackson. Dir. Justin G....

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Her Majesty the Queen, Barbara Crampton and Travis Stevens. Barbara Crampton’s career as an iconic figure in the horror/thriller genres has spanned 4 decades and continues to gain momentum. Travis, a prolific and renowned writer/director/producer in his own right, worked with Barbara on their genre feature, JAKOB’S WIFE (available now!...

Ket tells Kim about Lights Out, starring Teresa Palmer, Alexander DiPersia and Maria Bello, based on the short film by David F. Sandberg. Ketryn denies claims that she beats Kim with a switch for each point she does not get, despite Kim’s panic over the score. They determine the 3 most important times of day and Ketryn is forced to relive her most embarrassing moment to date. Most importantly, we’...

Kim tells Ket about the Dread release starring Chet Siegel, Ruby McCollister, Jeff Riddle and David Littleton, Uncle Peckerhead. The girls deliberate on what time of day it is or is not appropriate to eat Metalheads. Kim sets Ket straight on which of them is more likely to be “stand-down-McClaned.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Uncle Peckerhead. Dir. Matthew John Lawrenc...

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Marty Go and Hana Mae Lee. Maritte Go is a Filipino-American filmmaker known for “Rise, “ “Phobias” and “Black as Night”. Hana Mae Lee is an actress, fashion designer, artist, writer, filmmaker, and make-up artist known for her roles in “The Babysitter” and “The Babysitter: Killer Queen.” These bosses are also the latest victims of The...

Ket tells Kim about the new release starring heartthrob, Devon Sawa, Hunter, Hunter. Ketryn has a very specific ulterior motive for doing this one besides just wanting to watch Bear Daddy Devon. The girls also learn about which animals just love to catch a sweet summer tan on their beach bods and where is and is not Kim’s kitchen. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Hunter, Hu...

Kim tells Ket about Oculus starring Karen Gillan, Brenton Thwaites, Katee Sackhoff and Lucas from Empire Records, Rory Cochrane. Ketryn goes all Peter Pettigrew on us and Kim contemplates what she wants written on her epità while Ketryn is more concerned with what she wants on her epitaph. We also learn that Kim may be dealing with an Oculus situation, given her rowdy mirrors and dead plants. Most...

Ket tells Kim about The House on Sorority Row starring Eileen Davidson and Kate McNeil. The girls relay the powers of Carol’s post-it to their Sammies. They both attempt to learn the return policy for people. Kim plays an entirely different movie in her head with a marching band and murderers ID'd by their Ann Taylor Loft clothing tags. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The...

Kim tells Ket about Attack the Block starring John Boyega, Nick Frost and Emily Mortimer… I mean, Jodie Whittaker! Demon Jerry stops by for a quick chat. The girls contemplate their sidecast honoring My Cousin Vinny. They also establish a very important friend rule: never cry alien. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Attack the Block. Dir. Joe CornishWriter Joe CornishListen...

Ket tells Kim about Antebellum starring Janelle Monae and Jena Malone. Ketryn takes a stand about the type of movie she wants to do for her next episode and Kim finds herself, yet again, covered in creepy crap. They also cover things that were and were not invented during the Civil War and both girls convert to the church of Gabourey Sidibe. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in...

Kim tells Ket about the 4th installment of Freddy’s nonsense in honor of Arik’s belated birthday! It stars the poor man’s Patricia Arquette, Tuesday Knight and, of course, Robert Englund. Kim expands her folly repertoire with a spot on impressions of knife fingers stabbing into flesh. And Ketryn tries to “out Freddy” Freddy. It goes… poorly. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in...

Our new Dread Podcast drops TODAY!!!Find KIM AND KET'S SURVIVE THE CELLAR wherever you listen to podcastsLink: https://link.chtbl.com/kkstcKim & Ket host this hilarious horror trivia game to help victims - sorry, “contestants” - escape from a serial killer’s cellar. New episodes every other Monday! Dread Central Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.