Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

For Pride Month, Kim tells Ket about the bananas Tanny ::ahem:: I mean, TAMMY and the T-Rex featuring Theo Forsett as the delightful Byron! Oh! And teeny tiny baby Denise Richards and Paul Walker (RIP). Ketryn loses her mind, on multiple occasions, and takes a minute to hop into this ‘93 white Mustang convertible of a movie… but she gets there! So pick up your cool, clear, landline phone and dial...

In honor of Pride Month, Ket tells Kim about Suspiria (2018) directed by Luca Guadagnino, also known for such LGTBQIA films as Call Me By Your Name. Ket is kicking off the month with weird jaw injuries and Kim comes out as Pansexual. They debate over what the names of Susie and Sara sound like. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Suspiria. Dir. Luca Guadagnino Writers Dario Ar...

Kim tells Ket about Willy’s Wonderland starring one of the most beloved Sammie Mascots: Ic Age! (a.k.a. Nicolas Cage) Ever wonder what happened to all the little critters in that lagoon in The Little Mermaid who sang Kiss the Girl? Well, at least one of them became an animatronic serial killer. Also, we could all learn something from the Janitor about taking breaks and setting boundaries at work....

Arik picked this one for a very belated birthday episode. Ket watched The Fanatic starring her side piece, Devon Sawa, and John Travolta. Ketryn ponders the skeletal structure of The Phillie Phanatic and Grimace from McDonald’s. The girls also cast a new character in the pantheon of horror movie monsters: Todd the God. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Fanatic. Dir. Fred...

Kim tells Ket about the 5th step in their Friday the 13th journey with Part V: A New Beginning. Kim decides she’s going to outsource her dating to Ketryn and Arik and they couldn’t be happier about it. The girls also examine the niche kink of chopping wood. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Friday the 13th - Part V. Dir. Danny Steinmann Writers Martin Kitrosser, David Cohen,...

Ep. 194: The Deep House: “The Tale of the Things We Do for Boyfriends Who Don’t Deserve Us in Our Twenties” Ket tells Kim about the 2021 release, The Deep House. For the second week in a row, the girls are goin’ for views and likes with another installment in their “Influencers Who Would DIE for views” series that they didn’t know they were making. They discuss the true horror that is “improv peop...

Kim tells Ket about the super spooky 2018 film, Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. Ketryn is officially back from the dead… only to immediately die again in this movie. Let’s pick fruit from the underwear tree and join the ghost brigade because Ketryn has ghost Stockholm Syndrome. Her post COVID reactions to Kim’s jump scares are also… new. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gonjiam: H...

Hi Sammies! Ket was under the weather this week and we weren't able to record a new episode, so we're bringing you a re-release from back in the DAY! In honor of Nic Cage's Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, we bring you the film that started our true love for "Ic Age," The Wicker Man. Enjoy! Ep. 16 The Wicker Man: “The Tale of Icolas Age” Ket tells Kim about The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage...

Ket tells Kim about the little Irish Folktale, from Kate Dolan, You Are Not My Mother. As fellow Irish Lasses (ask 23andMe!), this one was a fave. Ket tells Kim exactly how long it will take for her to live down her previous barfing habits. And, we can’t stress this enough, grab ALL the blankets you can. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in You Are Not My Mother. Dir. Kate Dola...

Kim tells Ket about the little Shudder horror film from The Adams Family! It’s got a really witchy vibe and Ketryn is here for it. She’s also here for a chipmunk that tricks her. The girls also discuss pivoting to their very own Fight Club. What could go wrong? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Hellbender. Dirs. John Adams, Zelda Adams, Toby Poser Writers John Adams, Zelda A...

Ep. 189: Office Killer: “The Tale of Garbage Disposal Mice” Ket closes out Women in Mystery… I mean History Month with Office Killer from Cindy Sherman. This cast is STAR. STUDDED! The girls learn that you can literally murder multiple people and still not be the biggest, or even second biggest, loser in an office. We’re looking at you, Gary and Molly! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will liv...

Kim tells Ket about the 2021 film from her favorite (Yes! Kim has a favorite something!) director, Julia Ducornau, TITANE! The girls add “hair knives” to their wish lists. Ketryn accepts a bet as to whether or not she’ll have an insatiable desire to fornicate with a car after watching this. She also has no idea who or what she’s rooting for in this film, but she’s here for all of it! Most importan...

Ket tells Kim about the new release… FRESH, starring Daisy Edgar-Jones, Jonica T. Gibbs,  and Sebastian Stan. Ok, let’s just cut to the chase: Kim is Noa and Ketryn is Mollie. Horrible, terrible Chad makes a very unwelcome reappearance and is the catalyst for NoodleGate. Ketryn really struggles to keep it in her pants over Sebastian Stan. In honor of Women’s History Month, this movie is just...

Kim tells Ket about the (not) critically acclaimed Gothika, starring the amazing Halle Berry, for their second #WomenInHistoryMonth episode. Ketryn does not come anywhere close to keeping her chill about Robert Downey, Jr. They also uncover the greatest joke ever uttered by human tongue, that will be called back for the rest of time. Their grand-daughters’ grand-daughters shall know the name of Jo...

Ket tells Kim about Tigers Are Not Afraid, written and directed by Issa Lopez, to kick off Women’s History Month. This has been on the girls’ list for, like, ever and it did not disappoint. Kim calls Ket out on her very disturbing use of the phrase ‘Cup Noodles’ rather than her dimension’s proper title ‘Cup ‘o’ Noodles.’ They also get recertified in the use of crevasse and crevice. This is all jus...

Kim tells Ket about the 1973 art house film, Ganja & Hess. The girls are so excited to see their old friend, Duane Jones, without that pesky Barbler around (see episode 64 ). Kim schools us on the requirements of an assistant. Unbeknownst to many, you’re not supposed to ax your employer. Also, for the first time, Kim gets two points on an episode where Ket is trying to stay alive!! Most import...

Ep. 183: Candyman (2021): “The Tale of Trypophobia” Ket tells Kim about Nia DaCosta’s Candyman starring Yahya Abdull-Mateen II and Teyonah Parris. Did you guys know that Leann Rimes 1997 hit, How Do I Live , is about this very movie? Don’t worry about the timeline. The girls cover three things: One, they both have mild trypophobia (don’t google it). Two, Kim is the baby. But, three, she’s still ol...

Kim tells Ket about the 5th installment of the Scream franchise starring all your favorites, plus some new faces like Jenna Ortega, Jack Quaid, and Melissa Barrera. Ketryn asserts that the history of Ghostface should be a part of every history syllabus in Woodsboro. The girls have a podcast-ending fight over the fate of low-rise jeans. They then have a second podcast-ending fight when Ketryn reali...

Ket tells Kim about the 1974 blaxploitation horror Sugar Hill, starring Marki Bey, in honor of Black History Month. This episode marks an historic moment. Kim… tells Ket… a story she’s NEVER heard before! Ketryn also sets some new goals, crone goals that is. We also meet a brand new mascot! Most importantly, we’ll see if Kim will live or die in Sugar Hill. Dir. Paul Maslansky Writer Tim Kelly List...

Kim tells Ket about the thrilling tear-jerker The Night House, starring Rebecca Hall. Kim may or may not have been visited by a real life ghost while recording. Ketryn finds the scariest part of the movie to be when a parent visits a grieving and overworked teacher. They coin a term for a new time of day and squee about their own friendship as seen through the eyes of this movie. Most importantly,...

Ket tells Kim about Scream 4 (2011) in preparation for Scream, the 5th installment! In this episode, Ketryn learns, and proceeds to reject, the correct definition of wizened. Kevin Williamson puts his foot down and shows us who is boss on IMDB. Ketryn still has a bone to pick with him because she is, to quote her best friend, “an asshole.” So let’s all get the eff outta Woodsboro and head to Pragu...

Kim tells Ket about Lake Placid starring Bridget Fonda, Bill Pullman, Oliver Platt and BETTY FRIGGIN’ WHITE! In honor of her passing, we’re feeding some giant sweet little baby crocodiles. We also learn that Ketryn has an irrational love of Oliver Platt. The girls discuss the difference between a Daddy and… a Daddyyy and get no closer to figuring out which category Bill Pullman falls into. Most im...

Ket tells Kim about the 1980 NYE horror, New Year’s Evil, starring Roz Kelly, Kip Niven and Chris Wallace. It’s 2022 and all is well… riiiight?? Dear god, please. Kim has a new job as a Lieutenant. The girls have also started a new band featuring the moshable instruments of flute and cello. They also relive how Ketryn managed to annoy Kim into staying alive in New Year’s of yore. Most importantly,...

Recorded live for the Holiday Special last year, 2020, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from Christmas horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of Monsters, called A New Woman, starring Linda Thorson and Dan Butler. Kim tells Ket about an episode of Tales from the Dark Side, called Seasons of Belief, starring E.G. Marshall and Six from Blossom. As always, and most importantly, w...

Kim tells Ket about the Christmas classic, P2, starring professional hot creep, Wes Bentley, and Rachel Nichols. The girls become acquainted with an all new, but equally as terrifying, type of space: Parking Garage Space. They both have “drinking problems” during the episode. They canonize a new Saint: Security Guard Karl, and Ketryn gets fitted for a Kim Skin Suit. Most importantly, we’ll learn i...