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Haaaaai :) What do receding hairlines have in common with South Africa becoming a malaria threat? Who knows. We do know that KETS & Chlo is your only way to celebrate the end of January and another Monday! Hope you guys enjoy xoxo #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Appl...

Haaaaaai :) Today’s guest needs no introduction but here is one anyway! Mike Zietsman aka PHFAT is one of SA’s most prolific rappers – he's played on many stages on many tours at many venues, for many peoples! He joins KETS to share many deep thoughts with many chuckles along the way! We recommend sharing this pod with many people xoxo Where to find more Mike / PHFAT Youtube: https://www.youtube.c...

Haaaaaai :) 2022 keeps marching on and so does KETS! Hopefully this episode will keep you cool and company as temperatures continue to soar! We love you like kanye loves kanye xoxo #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast....

Haaai! Wow, what a lovely train wreck this crossover episode was with SA’s funniest podcasting duo – The Bioscope Brasse. Jody, Ross, Sam & Chlo dog try and tackle some current affairs, as well as movie talk. However, the podcast quickly descends to complete madness from the outset and continues on throughout the episode. Sam rightly brings up why ‘The Brasse’ are the worst chisers in the history...

Haaaai! We are finally back to programming as usual! In another loaded episode, chlo dog and samwellies combine a marathon and a sprint as they cover the AFCON, Prince Andrew and some of South Africa’s “best” leaders. Chloë provides some bizarre facts about cockroaches, whilst Samuel makes an unrequested return to his New Zealand accent! It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyyyyy! Pleas...

KETS is back! We sure have missed the pod and the toasties xoxo Today we crack on with a little bit of politics, a little bit of euphoria and DJ Jadon makes his long awaited voice note podcast debut. We hope you enjoy, Sam and Chlo #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podc...

Ho Ho Ho and Haaaaai! With Christmas just around the corner we thought it would be fitting to deliver our first ever Christmas special and oh boy is it special! From bizarre Christmas traditions, to creepiness under the mistletoe, to a full blown how to survive Christmas starter pack - today's episode has a bit of everything... Chlo is glowing and radiant, Sam for some reason is wearing a rash ves...

Haai! KETS & CHLO is back babaayyy! After recovering from Covid, Sam and Chlo are back and better than ever (at least that's what they tell themselves). This week, the duo chat about GOATS, a big chunk on F1, how to slide into instagram DMs and more! #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com...

On today's episode we blame not having a guest on Omicron instead of our terrifyingly poor admin system :( However! We still come out firing and have a lot of fun discussing what grinds Chloë's gears, KETS being chosen as one of Apple Podcasts Editor's Pick & Chlo dog's dad getting scammed out of Justin Bieber tickets... Heck we even play bang, marry kill - white privilege edition! We hope you enj...

Hiiiiiii Toasties :) It's Monday, which means KETS & Chlo is back baby! On today's episode, Sam and Chlo Dog discuss tax evasion, the nonsensical travel ban, Oprah's South African Thanksgiving and every bizarre little interlude possible! We even go through a handful of our latest reviews and comments! It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyyyyy! Please go rate and review the pod here xox...

Hiiiiiiii :) We have to start today's poddie description with an apology - turns out the neighbours are trying to boycott KETS with their hammer, unfortunately nothing we could do in the edit. From roughly 27:00 mins there is no hammering! Now back to why you are here... On today's episode Zethu Gqola, a literal dream, joins Sam and Chlo to discuss her illustrious life, career and everything in be...

Hiiiiiii Toasties :) It's Monday, which means KETS & Chlo is back baby! On today's episode, Sam and Chlo Dog do the usual marathon sprint across a host of topics that have taken place here in South Africa. From AB's retirement to Sam's rap career that was rightfully forced into retirement this episode hits all of the usual marks. The episode does take a bizarre turn into South Africa's crime scene...

Today's episode is sadly without video and without Chlo Dog - both due to the horrendous wrath of exam season :( However! Fear not as, the powerful, enigmatic Nicholas Archibald steps up to save the day. Despite being described by his first team rugby coach as the worst player to play in the 1st XV, Nick moves swiftly past this cruel fact to join Sam to talk about life at Five FM and his journey i...

Hiiiiiii & Welcome back Toasties :) Today, as with any other KETS and Chlo episode, we cover a bizarre array of topics ranging from Lewis Hamilton GOAT talk, to Bafana Bafana Robbery and even have the time to indulge on various theories surrounding the Gatsby! Sam debuts debatable facial hair, whilst Chloë is her wonderful self. It's fun, it's naughty - it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyyyyy! Please go rate...

Wohooo! Another day, another podcast and another great guest! Today, Samwellies and Chlo Dog are joined by the gentlest of giants - Ciaran Dayaram. The trio touch on the usual wide array of topics from Ciaran's big move to Pretoria to play professional rugby for the Blue Bulls, to his transition into art and poetry. Sam even confesses to going down a deep, dark Jordan Peterson rabbit hole during t...

Time Codes:  0:00 Intro  1:58 Show & Tell  7:52 Oscar Pistorious Parole  10:37 Pollsmoor Prison  13:21 True Crime / Blue Route Mall  16:29 More Oscar  19:24 Oral Covid-19 Pills  20:55 Ukraine Podcast  23:18 Robben Island Party  26:29 Formula One in South Africa  26:58 Robben Island  29:23 Norm Macdonald  30:45 Hot Takes  34:02 Soweto Derby  38:31 South African Time  40:15 Escape From Pretoria  44:...

Hiiiiii :) Welcome to KETS on the road! This week we traveled to Long Street to meet our friend and co-owner of Obi - the best Japanese restaurant in Cape Town! This episode is a classic, delicious blend of awkward comedy nuggets, followed by some life wisdom and all round good times. The trio discuss everything from how Ben got into the restaurant industry to questionable tattoos in Japan and the...

Hiiiiiii :) Just like useless political promises around elections , KETS is back and boy oh boy do we have some ground to cover this week. From Cyril Ramaphosa's bizarre comments about ESKOM to R21.7 million shoes - the dynamic duo cover a bit of everything... There is also an x rated attack on hadedas that could prove too much for sensitive viewers, don't say we didn't warn you... Sam even ties h...

KETS on a Thursday might even rival the weekend... probably not, but confidence is key! On today's podcast we have the real creator of KETS, Sam's mother - Nina Holmes. Nina or Mrs Holmes to you, you disrespectful scoundrel, is a talented artist, actress and fashion icon. After having put up with Sam for 24 years, she does so for another 48 minutes, as Sam, Chlo and Nina touch on topics from art a...

Hiiiiiiiii :) Welcome back you lovely creatures to another episode of KETS & Chlo! If you have left your house in the last 2 months you would know that local elections are upon us and with elections come promises, baby kissing and well, a handful of truly terrible posters. From the DA to the EFF to whatever CAPEXIT is we review some of the worst. We also touch on resident great white Shark, Gareth...

Hiiiii :) With the weekend nearly upon us, is there any better way to kickstart festivities than by settling down to watch an episode of KETS? We think not! Today's guest, Alex Murie is a world renowned poet, academic and Sam's roommate... He hears KETS episodes more than anyone else in the world because he lives with KETS and we love him for it! The trio cover an array of topics ranging all the w...

Haaaaaai :) Monday is back and so are we! You might have Blue Balls or support the Blue Bulls or actually just be having a Blue Monday and the good news is that we are here for all of you xoxo Today we have a crack at understanding Blue Balls, Sam's 2 day hangover and the bizarre hostage situation including South Africa's very own Defence Minister. We even speak about match-fixing / cricket legend...

Hiiiii and/or otherwise you well? Today we are joined by @Grant Hinds . He is such an unbelievable human and has accomplished so many things that we were simply too overwhelmed and stuck to some fairly crass topics that will hopefully make you chuckle. From meeting Hollywood star, Chris Pratt to pissing himself in high school - this podcast has a bit of everything. We hope you enjoy this podcast a...

Hiiiii :) If the Monday blues have got you down we are here to put a swift end to that! Kick back and enjoy some KETS as Sam and Chloë stumble through some serious and not so serious current events... Sam threatens to be grumpy but never reaches that final stage, whilst Chlo-dawg pretends not how to play overrated/underrated. It's fun, it's naughty, it's KETS & Chlo babyyyyy! Please go rate and re...

SHARK!!! Bonus points if you worked this out :) Today's guest, Omar Morto is a Tik Tok star, radio host, musician & great laugher. He reminds us that even if you have zero talent, you can get places by just having a great laugh. That's just a joke! His exploits in music and radio are well documented and truly noteworthy. Unfortunately, we forget to ask the hard hitting questions and end up just ha...