Kids Eat Toast Sometimes
Kids Eat Toast Sometimes
‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed. KETS is raw, irreverent and ready to become your audio best friend! xoxo
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Nov 21, 2024
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Episodes
KETS | Basic Income Grant | Benni McCarthy | Ukraine Raves | Shakira Fraud | F1 | UFC 277 #47 02.08.2022 56:17
Haaaiiiiii :) This week we chop it up again from South Africa's loadshedding politics, to Will Smith, to sex toys flying around the N2 - we swing for the fences once more! Happy to have ya, happy to be had xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.c...
KETS | Ramaphosa Booed | Cele’s Tattoo Policy | Banyana Banyana | SA Petrol Price | Monkey Pox #46 26.07.2022 58:06
Haai, and welcome back! On this week’s episode, Sam and Chlo chat about Ramaphosa and Kid Cudi getting booed, Cele’s tattoo policy, how Thabo Mbeki had zero chill when he spoke at Jessie Duarte's memorial service, Banyana Banyana’s victory, Monkey Pox anxieties and petrol price deregulation on the horizon. It’s chaos... but it’s KETS baby! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcast...
KETS | Mandela Day | Bafana Bafana | Sri Lanka Protests | Biden Fistbump | WhatsApp Scams | #45 19.07.2022 51:48
Haai and welcome back, or welcome to the show! On this week’s episode Sam and Chlo delve into Mandela Day, Nathi Mthethwa’s R33m orchestra plan, Hugo Broos leaving Bafana Bafana high and dry, Sri Lanka’s president resigning via email, Biden’s fisting in the Middle East, Elon’s messy family life and a $2.5m WhatsApp scam. It’s chaos, but it’s KETS babaaay! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us her...
KETS | AKA, Elon & Eishkom | R22 Mil Flag | Springbok Ratings | SA Politics #44 12.07.2022 56:40
Haai! And welcome back (finally) to the show. We are so happy to be back. This week we have an extra long, jam-packed episode to make up for our absence ;). We chat about AKA's terrible Twitter plea to Elon to help with loadshedding, South African celebs turning into politicians, the government's plan to erect a R22 million flag (like what??) and Sam ends off the pod with Springbok players ratings...
KETS | The GOOD Party Scandal | #F1 | Who is David Mabuza | India vs SA | White people Culture #43 14.06.2022 50:09
Haai! And welcome back to KETS! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about the Good Party's booze-fueled, sex partying (oooo scandalous), Formlua 1, David 'the Cat' Mabuza, Baby-Switching in Durban and how white people be crazy. It's a mess, but it's KETS babaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://ww...
KETS | Kelly Khumalo | Cyril's Stolen Cash | Ratanga Junction | Ryanair Afrikaans Test | #42 07.06.2022 55:36
Haai! And welcome back to KETS! Petition to start calling Sam Mr Toast? On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Ryanair's bizarre Afrikaans Test, how the spotlight is being shone onto Kelly Khumalo is the Senzo Meyiwa trial, and Cyril being accused of money laundering and kidnapping?!. They also touch on Black Mirror becoming real life, and reminisce on days spent at Ratanga Junction #rip....
KETS | Fast Food Secrets | Champions League | UNISA | Milly Bobby Brown | DSTV | #41 31.05.2022 48:22
Haai! And welcome back to the show! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo bring you hard-hitting journalism as always. They chat about fast food in SA... and why we might have to think twice before ordering that double King steer :,). The duo also chat about DSTV, the Census, Champions League and how Milly Bobby Brown can't catch a break from creeps! It's chaotic, but it's KETS! Enjooyyyyy! If you l...
KETS | Monkey Pox | Cara Delevingne | Sanral | Cannabis Laws #40 24.05.2022 46:42
Haai! We are back with an audio-only poddy – consider your ears #blessed. On this episode we chat a bit about Monkey Pox, how Cara Delevingne be crazy, Partygate, new Cannabis laws and T Swizzle's Honourary Doctorate. Hope you guys enjoy! Lots of love, Sam and Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https:/...
KETS | Loadshedding | Elton Jantjies | Astrology | Confessions ZA | Margot Robbie #39 17.05.2022 42:44
0:00 Intro 4:43 Currie Cup Loadshedding 9:38 Elton Jantjies Arrest 12:45 Durban Sucks 16:38 Charles Leclerc Crash 18:28 Kendrick Lamar New Album 20:00 Religion & Astrology 25:22 Taiwanese Sexy Maths 26:51 Dubai Influencers 29:33 Mauritius Love 30:35 Q& A 31:42 Margot Robbie & Pirates 34:45 Q& A contd. 36:04 Confessions ZA 38:37 Overrated | Underrated 42:15 Outro
KETS | Eishkom | #MiamiGP | Bitcoin | ConfessionsZA #38 10.05.2022 40:17
Haai, haai haaaaai! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo chat about Eskom and how the Head of Electricity Generation (Eish); Martin Brundle's legendary Miami grid walk and answer some of your burning questions... and MORE! Hope you guys enjoy, Sam & Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagr...
KETS | The Mile High Club | Ramaphosa Boo'ed | Senzo Meyiwa | Roe vs Wade | Sea Point Bike Ban #37 05.05.2022 49:02
Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) From the mile high club to abortion - KETS does the usual chaotic sprint through current events and life! Hope you guys enjoy, Sam & Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.s...
KETS | Elon Musk | SA Schools | Mukbang | Helen Zille | ANC Lockdown Spending | Graeme Smith #36 26.04.2022 51:38
Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) On today's episode Chlo and Sam chat about Elon buying twitter, how 420 didn't go as planned for some students at Leondale High School pupils and delve deep into our fear of everything being made of cake... A little bit of this, with a little bit of that - we hope you guys enjoy! xoxo Sam & Chlo Dog. Leondale High School pupils video: https://getindianews.com/leondale-high-...
KETS | Alpha Male Podcasts | KZN Floods | South Africa Debt | Recycling Day Zero #35 19.04.2022 51:47
Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) Back with a bang on Tuesdays for good! Episode is jam-packed and sugar free - hope you guys enjoy xoxox If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemo...
KETS | Senzo Meyiwa | Mr Smeg vs Big Zulu | Heard and Depp $100 Million Lawsuit #34 12.04.2022 31:39
Haai! And welcome back to Kids Eat Toast, you toast-munching peeps! On today's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Netflix's documentary 'Senzo: Murder of a Soccer Star', Sangomas and where the case stands now. The duo also touch on the world of South African celebrity boxing, and how Mr Smeg has (bravely) challenged Big Zulu. Lastly, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's $100 million defamation lawsuit again...
KETS | #RussiaUkraine | April Fools Recap | Wine Time Ad | Mavericks #33 04.04.2022 54:51
Haai! We are back to regular programming baby – KETS on a Monday just as the podcast gods intended! On this episode, Sam and Chloë chat about updates in the Russian invasion of Ukraine Military conflict and also discuss two of the more stupid wars in history (involving a French pastry chef and a wooden bucket). The duo also look at the controversial 'Wine Time' ad and somehow end up on the Maveric...
KETS ft Tristan Holmes | The Oscars | Being a Filmmaker | Living Abroad | The Meaning of Love #32 31.03.2022 53:39
Haai! Today Sam and Chloë are joined by director, filmmaker, writer (and Sam's cousin) - Tristan Holmes! the trio talk about making movies, love, playing chess and how delicious Woolies roast chickens are. It's a treat! We had a great time recording this and we hope you guys enjoy xoxo To find more of Tristan: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/homesy/?hl=en Linkedin: https://za.linkedin.com/in/...
KETS | Will Smith Oscar Slap | Male Contraceptive Pill | Taxes | F1 | Doja Cat #31 29.03.2022 47:51
Haai! And happy Tuesday you toast-munching crazies! Sam and Chlo are coming at you again with another podcast that ensured to get you giggling. a bit – hope you enjoy! #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https:/...
KETS & Chlo | Uber Strike | Donald Trump | Cricket South Africa | Full Send Podcast | #F1 #30 23.03.2022 52:34
Haaaaaaii ! Back again after a long, long weekend! Hope the toasties enjoy! #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...
KETS & CHLO | #StateofDisaster | Elon | Hoërskool Jan Viljoen | F1 | Wisdom Teeth #29 17.03.2022 47:45
Haai! Welcome back, or welcome to the pod if you’re new! Sam has recovered from is wisdom tooth operation and we're back to bringing you KETS & Chlo.... on a Thursday! Also... this is your reminder to renew your driver's license. We know you don't wanna do it... but do it. Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoas...
KETS & CHLO | #RussiaUkraine | Putin | Budget Speech | Kim K | FaceTune #28 28.02.2022 49:43
Haai! And happy Monday to you toast-munching, KETS-loving people! On this episode we chat about Daddy Vladdy, Uncut Jaaaams and why sanitary items should be free! It's chaos, but it's KETS! Enjoooooy :) #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ki...
KETS & Chlo | Crime in South Africa | Typhoid | Thabo Mbeki | Masi OUT | Coca Cola | Weddings #27 21.02.2022 50:21
Haaaaiiiii :) From South Africa's crime stats, to the Covid Queen, today's episode even touches a bit on South African politics. Beardless Sam is back, as is the radiant Chlo Dog! Love you lots KETS fam - hope you enjoy xoxo Armoured vehicle heist video: https://www.instagram.com/tv/COihohgBq_B/ Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.c...
KETS & Chlo | SONA & Cyril | New Drinking Age | Valentine's Day | IPL Auction 2022 | UFC Africa #26 14.02.2022 56:57
Haaaaiiiii :) Your fav comedy podcast is back at it again, and oh boy do we swing for the fences this episode... From Cyril Ramaphosa's state of the nation - to Kanye West's state of mind - we even spend time going through your worst valentine's day experiences. Love you lots KETS fam - hope you enjoy xoxo Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://w...
KETS ft Nama Xaba | Student Athlete| Currie Cup | Dealing with injury | Rugby | Michael Scott #29 10.02.2022 51:15
Hi :) We finally have a professional sportsman on the show! Not only is Nama one of the best out on the park, he is even better off it. A soft-spoken, gentle giant that shares some laughs with Sam & Chlo as he outlines his journey to the top. Nama even attempts to explain his rugby role at the Stormers to Chlo Dog! We had a great time recording this and we hope you guys enjoy xoxo To find more of...
KETS & CHLO | Nestlé KitKats | AFCON | PartyGate | SA Cyclone| SONA | Clooney | Podcast Reviews #25 07.02.2022 44:01
Wohooooo! and/or/ haaaaai :) Today Sam and Chlo dawg go to town on Nestlé, The State of the Nation Address, George Clooney and everything in between! Hope you guys enjoy xoxo #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... If you made it here, oh boy ❤️
KETS ft Dillon Young | Steroids | Gym Culture | Dry Scooping | CBUM | Creating Digital Content #28 03.02.2022 56:14
Today you get your daily dose of Dillon and KETS! We're back with ep 28 - a bizarre KETS crossover with one of the most relatable content creators in South Africa: Dillon AKA 'The Daily Dose'! We hope you guys enjoy xoxo To find more of Dillon: Insta: https://www.instagram.com/dailydoseofdillon/?hl=en Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dailydosedillon?lang=en Where to find more KETS: Instagram: http...
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