Kids Eat Toast Sometimes

Hiiiiii :) Surprise, surprise... well, not really... but, WE ARE BACK and here to make your Monday more bearable! On this episode we talk about our favey fave sports team, how Nomakhosazana Meth is proposing a 'no jabbing, no shagging' policy and why you shouldn't take financial advice from Kim K. Let Sam know if he should divorce Chloë and get a face tattoo in the comments below! xoxo Please give...

Hiiiii :) Today on the pod, Sam and Chlo are joined by endurance cyclist, adventurer, cartoonist and all round good egg - Tegan Phillips. Not only does she share her tales from traversing Africa on a bicycle, she also explains why doping would have no visible effect on her cycling or cartoons... She's also done a Ted Talk so that means she has won life! We discuss Lance Armstrong's legacy, why peo...

Today was a good day to have a good day, unless it wasn't and that's just fine because KETS is here to debunk Monday motivation with questionable Oscar Pistorious jokes. We also have a go at rating the Springboks, judging billionaires for going to space, deal with Sam's traumatic supersport schools interview and more! If we aren't your audio-visual besties yet, we sure as hell won't stop trying xo...

Where to find KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: samuel@kets.co.za Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l ... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast ... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk ... Where to find Sam: https://www.instagram.com/homie____ho ... Where to find Chlo: https://www.instagram.com/chloemelvi...

Hiiiiii :) KETS & Chlo is back again with our round up of the weekend and some updates on South African current events. On this episode we discuss the Anti-Vaxxx march in Sea Point (yuck), the poor Springboks, Where Rassie is and why bees are just all-round terrible creatures. Chlo demands the show be renamed, wears rave glasses and is her wonderful self. Samuel is less grumpy today and looks dash...

Haaazit haayeew?! KETS is back with guests and who better to bring along than your favourite social media star and Constantia mom - Cassidy Nicholson. Cassidy joins the most dynamic duo since Oros and water to discuss a variety of current events, be incredibly inappropriate and ultimately keep you company! We had lots of fun , lots of laughs and we hope you do too! Pls continue to share, comment a...

The beginning of an action-packed two episode week, sees the duo take on everything... From question marks of Ronaldo's legacy to Cyril's new "MAX" condoms to the upcoming elections! We even touch on Megan Fox destroying the internet! It's your usual round up of current events as Chlo and Sam laugh their way through it all. Indulge us as we keep you company xoxo Don't forget to rate / review us on...

Chlo and Sam are back like ABBA and we've got a slightly longer episode for you lovely toast people. The duo chat about medically paroled Zuma, Sam faking an asthma attack and some hilarious reactions to Idols SA's wooden mic contenders. Chloë partakes in her worst overrated underrated ever and is her usual wonderful self. Indulge us as we keep you company xoxo This episode was sponsored by MANSCA...

Hiiiiii :) More chaos and company brought to you by Sam and Chlo! We chat about learning how to drive, Cape Town's issues with the snow/blow and why the Paralympics makes Sam feel more useless than well, something that is very useless. This episode was sponsored by manscaped - use promo code KETS to get 20% off your next purchase + free shipping :) https://za.manscaped.com/?redirect=1 Indulge us a...

Chloë and Sam are back with yet another delicious audio-visual podcast that jumps wildly from Chloë explaining the OnlyFans debacle, to cat serial killers and finally ending with a foolproof plan to save the environment. This episode was sponsored by manscaped - use promo code KETS to get 20% off your next purchase + free shipping :) https://za.manscaped.com/?redirect=1 Indulge us as we keep you c...

Chloë and Sam sit down to chat about Covid passports, travel influencers, and most importantly, why Sister Bethina should be our new national anthem.

Chloë and Sam are back to discuss some archaic Dubai laws, relationships with adult entertainment performers & the hit South African crime documentary "DevilsDorp". It's funny, it's cute but most of all it's designed to keep you company xoxo Head over to: https://shackletonbc.co.za/ and use the code: KETS at check out for 10% off your next beer purchase :)

Chloë gets in front of the camera for the very first time in a new Kids Eat Toast Sometimes venture - KETS & Chlo! In this episode we take on the Olympics in a very, very serious manner #KETS&Chlo #olympics #comedypodcast Two podcasts a week! Wohooo come and get some.

Francois Van Coke charmingly bursts on the show to discuss road rage, how to say Fokof, playing craven week rugby and FOKOFPOLISIEKAR being cancelled all the way back in 2005. Amongst all of this Sam downs two beers in front of the now sober Rockstar. Francois is unfiltered, uncensored and unbelievably kind. After the recording Sam and Francois had an on and off again relationship that in the end,...

A media mogul, a product of divorce and ultimately a good guy. Some say Mike is wrong – he’d argue that he is Mike Wright. Sam and Mike talk about starting media projects, his baby Le Scarf & why acne is the ultimate humbling agent. Rumblings that Mike was the “King of Stellenbosch” also rear their ugly head!

KETS is back after a somewhat rude sabbatical! To kick things off, Sam is joined by up and coming singer-songwriter Emily Drew. The young artist is currently based in Liverpool and just so happens to be Sam's younger sister! From being humiliated about self promoting on Tik Tok, to leaving the nest during a pandemic - this podcast has a bit of everything. As per usual it's terrifyingly awkward, of...

Buhle aka Animo is a ridiculously talented music producer who is starting to pave his way in the SA music scene. Like your favourite instagram model his music is eclectic - from gospel chords to EDM, he does it all. He is also as charismatic as an acorn and just as funny! Join us as we chat about culture, music and a whole lotta trash

Karen Zoid, South Africa's Queen of Rock, joins Sam on the pod to discuss creativity, following your passion & the challenges of mastering one's craft in the 21st century. The pair also dive into her recent collaboration with AB De Villiers, as well as the odd history of bluetooth. It's bizarre, it's insightful and occasionally naughty - it's KETS baby!

Yaaseen chats to Sam about comedy, culture & opening for an injured Trevor Noah!

Cassidy Nicholson aka 'Constantia Mom' joins Sam in discussing the current online space , her successes on social media & some anxieties associated with making content... She is a firecracker from start to finish, a good laugher and an even better guest.

Josh Hill, the former 104.5 fm radio host, joins Sam to discuss comedy, corona, being politically correct & everything in between on KETS' first ever 'in person' episode.

Dayna, a trained artist and lifetime creative joins Sam in discussing close to everything - the two nearly achieve world peace! Dayna shares her experience as an artist and how rejection and faith have helped shaped her. It's up close, it's personal and it's a must listen for any creative struggling with space, faith or themselves. Sam continues to be void of religion, but tries to tell a few joke...

Alex, a UCT Masters student, tasked with making sense of the world through the creation and study of poetry, joins Sam in discussing the current role and future of academia. The pair also engage in a lighthearted back and forth, from tinder experiences, to the 'alphabet people' and why Alex would marry Helen Zille.

Gareth, a promising fashion designer and creative shares his views on fashion, his move from UCT to Fedisa and how the corona virus, as devastating as it is, could pave a brighter future for the world of fashion. What surrounds these broader topics is a playful engagement on topics like the ethical consumption of pornography and a brief reflection on the pair's time together at school. *Gareth is...

Naledi Kekana an activist and budding academic joins the show to unpack topics such as BLM, intersectionality, white privilege - amongst many other topics. What results is a discussion on tough topics that Naledi and Sam don't always agree on. Hopefully this encounter illustrates why engagement is important - no matter how uncomfortable the situation may become.