Keys Bartender
Keys Bartender Anti-maga Podcast
A podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender. Not about bartending but about resisting 47 and his minions. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.
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Oct 9, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 222 Ass Burgers 14.11.2019 43:29
Jim gets some trim. While sitting in the barber chair Jim gets involved in a tedious conversation which leads him to think that there are more people with Asbergers Syndrome than reported. As per usual, the gang (Jenna and Papa Joe) break down the topic with the top 10 signs in relation to people they have met. We delve into the Terminator getting older, not the genre or even the actors but the Te...
Episode 221 Getting F-ed Up! 09.11.2019 1:14:13
Jim and Papa Joe delve into the Key's reputation as a party location and some people taking it too far. Jim speaks to the journey in life that brought him to the Keys. Joe opens up about the challenges he had faced and how he decided to come out.
Episode 220 Rule #7 07.11.2019 55:23
We talk about the handling of news of an acquaintance's death. Jim and the gang discuss things you shouldn't do when you are ill with diarrhea. We recall a female astronaut's wild ride. We wrap up with movies filmed in the Keys from 1975.
Episode 219 I See Naked People 03.11.2019 45:53
Jim and Jenna discuss different views of nudity in reference to Fantasy Fest. We delve into the outrageous behavior people feel free to conduct while at Fantasy Fest, glory holes come up then leads to a discussion concerning movies made in the Keys.
Episode 218 It's Puerto Rican Spanish for Smelly Pu**y? 31.10.2019 50:14
Jenna tells the gang about a Cuban friend's nickname that means Little Bug in most versions of Spanish but is very offensive to Puerto Ricans. Papa Joe and Jim talk about how to handle situations that are about to turn violent. The gang finds out that it isn't being oogled or approached by gay men that upsets Jim but something much more shallow. Finally, can true love be found in Bars.3m2aSNI9e1fI...
Episode 217 Merde! 26.10.2019 44:08
Jim reacts to an incredulous patrons reaction to his invitation to speak to a class of Coral Shores High School Seniors. Papa Joe and Jim discuss radical forgiveness and how that concept lets people move on. Jehova Witnesses are invited into Jim's house, he goes into the statistics of Salvation, let the hilarity begin. The perils of speaking a foreign language are seriously funny.
Episode 216 Resilience 23.10.2019 54:47
Jim, the Keys Bartender is asked to speak to a class of High School Seniors and it goes shockingly well. Jenna and Jim go in-depth on the over 40 days of flooding that some neighborhoods in Key Largo have been experiencing.
Episode 215 Razor Girl 19.10.2019 1:01:36
Jim and Papa Joe talk about a small listener sampling of Gay Guy, Straight Guy Reviews. A discussion ensues concerning the anti-gay mentality lingering today. Jim relates a stressful day at the restaurant and how a friend seems to not appreciate the situation. Later on Keith the Mechanic comes in to the mix. A listener comes in for a visit to the Bar and Jim wonders what she could have learned abo...
Episode 214 Soylent Green 17.10.2019 1:07:34
Mexican coca-cola is different from American Coca Cola we learn in this episode. Jim and Papa Joe disagree about the consistency of Soylent Green, Its's made from people. Joe recounts a personal moment with former Vice-President Joe Biden. We wind up discussing the differences between traitorous and treacherous behavior.
Episode 213 Gay Guy, Straight Guy Reviews 12.10.2019 59:52
Jim, Papa Joe and Jenna cover topics in this whirlwind episode cosmetic surgery alternatives, sports team loyalties, large Xmas Trees to name a few. Then Jim prompts Papa Joe to give his assessment on the attractiveness of certain actors. The listener is left confused about who is gay and who is straight.
Episode 212 Saucy Aussie 11.10.2019 46:48
Jim welcomes back Papa Joe from his triumphant tasks in a Nuclear Power facilities. They pay homage to Australian Culture and then the conversation slowly trails of into musings of historical conjecture concerning human development.
Episode 211 (Key West) Irish Kevin's 06.10.2019 56:54
The Keys Bartender interviews Irish Kevin the owner of the world famous Pub in Key West Irish Kevin's. We find out how Kevin came to Key West and then stay. Jim and Jim Martin talk with the assistant manager, Daylin, about the establishment, her job and what life is like for her in Key West. Jim is briefly distracted when a lovely Bartender excuses herself to tape her boobs as per usual the show...
Episode 210 (Key West) Jim Squared 04.10.2019 45:27
Jim meets with Jim Martin the owner of the Key West Smuggler Company at their Tasting Room on 627 Eaton St. We get an in-depth description of the Distillation process used by Key West Smuggler from Jim Martin. His family grounded in Kentucky has been doing this for a long time. We have an advanced preview of there Vodka they will be offering in several months. Surprisingly the Keys Bartender stays...
Episode 209 Future Boy and Tomorrow Girl 03.10.2019 56:54
The numerologically impaired host Jim experiences time displacement as Jenna tries to anchor him in the present. They discuss the hierarchy of serial killers in the Midwest. They are visited by a co-worker of Jenna's, Frankie who by good appearance is not going to Hollywood but mountains of Afghanistan. He is a really good guy.
Episode 208 Keith the Mechanic 29.09.2019 45:44
Jim introduces us to Keith and of course, Jim monopolizes the conversation. They talk about electric cars, technology, and meditation. We learn about Keith's history in the Keys, how he had a girlfriend at 10 years old, and why he refers to his ex as his ex-Cuban girlfriend.
Episode 207 Key Largo Katfish Kronicles 29.09.2019 49:56
Jim and Jenna discuss the social media scam phenomenon "catfishing". Someone tries to hook Jim. A recounting of this Fish Story though it is not as epic as the Old Man and the Sea, Moby Dick, or Jaws; it is definitely funnier. Why would someone pretending to be a woman go by the moniker of Jason Sarah or Derek Sarah?
Snippet-Key West Shows-Man Loses Wallet in water at the Half Shell 27.09.2019 2:37
Jim and Jim Martin of Key West Smuggler Company watch a man toss his wallet in the water while feeding fish at a Key West Restaurant. I guess fish need money, too. Stay tuned for our Key West Shows next week.
Episode 206 Boned up the Ass 23.09.2019 54:52
Jim and Jenna go into Time Shares, how bad a deal they were and how people are getting out of them now. Jim lacks Jenna's in-depth knowledge of power tools. In the second half, we use the Dive boat fire in California as an example of corporate malfeasance and does Jim like to use the word malfeasance.
Episode 205 Daytime Stripper 18.09.2019 50:00
In this episode, Jim and Jenna are back and talking about the pitfalls of being a daytime stripper. Jim makes the comparison between daytime strippers, daytime bartenders and even Uber drivers. You may be wondering where he's going with this analogy, but you'll have to listen to the show to find out whether you agree with him or not!
Episode 204 Everything is Awesome; Everything's Amazing! 13.09.2019 52:54
Jim has Steve and Lizzy on the show to talk about the hurricane preparations that everyone made before Dorian. We go environmental and talk about the flooding we are seeing here in the Keys and how countries are planting trees to save the environment and how green roofs can also help inner cities.
Episode 203 Altered States 11.09.2019 54:21
Even after Jim explains that this episode will be released in 10 days Jenna gives warning on traveling to the Bahamas after Hurricane Dorian. We delve into the talents of the trans community, bad impressions, and regional accents. Jim does a shitty New England accent. A scene from Deliverance is remembered.
Episode 202 Nicknames 11.09.2019 41:56
We open up with Jenna, Tyler and Jim discussing how they handled Hurricane Irma considering another one is approaching. Jim produces a list of names that bartenders have given to their more memorable patrons.ex. Sammy Soup Pants.
Episode 201 So Don’t Drink, It’s O.K. 11.09.2019 55:24
Jim, Jenna, and Anna discuss how some people behave at the Bar when they aren't drinking and how you perform your job when you drink. How to behave to avoid jury duty. Our planning for the approaching Hurricane Dorian.
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