Keys Bartender
Keys Bartender Anti-maga Podcast
A podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender. Not about bartending but about resisting 47 and his minions. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.
Be sure to visit the podcast's website and support the creator: www.keysbartender.com
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Keys Bartender
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Latest episode
Oct 9, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 200 F-U Scott Baio 11.09.2019 52:19
On this, the 200th Episode Jim, Papa Joe, and Jenna's sister discuss the definition of celebrity. Inexplicably Jim chooses to direct his distaste for the former child star Scott Baio. We hear the difference between a C list celebrity and an A list in a category.
Episode 199 Uber Eats Restaurants 11.09.2019 46:18
Jim and the Crew discuss the booming 3rd party Food Delivery Apps and how they are affecting the Restaurant Industry.
Special Episode - Bahamian Relief 03.09.2019 42:14
Jim speaks with the owner of the Florida Keys Brewing Co.
Episode 198 Martini Madness 22.08.2019 51:31
Jim, Papa Joe and Anna (Jenna’s sister from up near the Artic-Minnesota) discuss the terrible drivers you find here in the Keys, then we hear the results of Martini Mondays at the bar where Jim works. It appears it was a success and more Martini Mondays are on the schedule. Listen all the way to the end to find out how you can get Jim to serve you a martini too!
Episode 197 It Puts the Blue Cheese in the Olive or It gets the Soda Gun Again! 21.08.2019 47:10
Jim, Papa Joe and Anna (Jenna’s sister from up near the Artic-Minnesota) discuss difficult request by Patrons. Some questions are pondered by Jim. Is Gluten intolerance really that wide spread? Why pay for White Claw Hard Club soda when a vodka + soda is the healthier and cheaper alternative?
Episode 196 A**hole Salesman 15.08.2019 51:14
Jim tells Papa Joe about a series of phone calls he fielded at the Bar by a rather precocious salesman here to fore will be referred to as A**hole. Jim having a sales background takes particular offense to this person’s behavior but looks forward to more interactions with this A-hole. Artificial Intelligence and Chatbots are discussed. Joe relates his experience with a fundraising chatbot. Jim inv...
Episode 195 90 Day Fiancé 13.08.2019 53:41
Jim and Papa Joe discuss mail order brides/grooms. They ponder why are people compelled to go looking for love far away from home. They also consider the motivation of some of these potential spouses to even consider taking the leap with these desperate and troubled American spouses. [Note from Host Jim: In no way is this show to be seen as an endorsement of Xenophobic or Anti-Immigrant sentiments...
Episode 194 Positively F'ed 08.08.2019 45:40
Jim explains how fate smiles on him with a Car Rental Scam. A fight that occurs on a dock in Key Largo is related to the response in Jaws. Bar Rescue is also taken to task, God Bless You John Taffer. #barrescue #travelscams
Episode 193 Weddings in Europe 06.08.2019 50:09
Jim and Papa Joe get into a discussion about different Wedding Traditions and European's infatuation serving voluminous amounts of foods.
Episode 192 Focus 02.08.2019 49:45
Jim and a very distracted Jenna discuss some of the Poland trip. Mini-season is occurring; let the antics begin.
Episode 191 Boring Ass Slideshow 31.07.2019 54:27
Jim and Steve, of Key Largo Comics, discuss the boring Slideshow Jim tries to spice up with a spicy electric butt plug sighting. The subject of old school blowup sex dolls pops up with a twist. The innuendoes fly until the end and they get down to discussing San Diego Comecon
Episode 190 Keys Bartenders-Joshing with Josh 25.07.2019 44:13
A former co-worker and fellow bartender, Josh Kassel sits in as cohost. Jim gives us a recap of his trip to Poland. Josh shares his observation about the bar industry.
Episode 189 You Dirty Beach! 24.07.2019 50:18
Reminiscent of a former PBS show Jim tries to engage Jenna and Tyler in a round table discussion on various topics. First topic is the uproar in the Upper Keys Community over the use of the Public Boat Ramp and Beach on Indian Key Fill. Jim explain his appropriate age dating formula A(1/2) +9= D* *A-represents your age (min 14yrs), D represents your partner.
Episode 188 Shoe's on the Other Hand 19.07.2019 50:24
Jim prepares for his family trip to Poland and reflects on being in the position of being the tourist. Jenna reveals some of their experiences and Tyler believes that all Pine Trees are in fact Xmas Trees.
Episode 187 Pukers and Platelickers 16.07.2019 53:23
We start out with a disgusting public behavior but become much more palatable later on. A local roofer is a perfect guy for certain commercials. 2 separate pairs of older stoners try to help each other while ordering a special order salad. Join us for the honesty you can only get from your bartender!
Episode 186 The Lady's Taken 11.07.2019 49:24
A possessive man lets Jim know that his woman is off the market. We discuss the need for some people to be over protective. !!Price alert!! a Craig's List bargain mobile BJ offering in the Upper Keys. Discussion about a Podcast from Iowa "Welcome to my Podcast and the Hostess Michele. The subject of Dick Pics pops up and why are they so in your face.
Episode 185 Family Time with The Lady of the Lake 09.07.2019 54:31
Jim speaks with Margaret Mary Stein(Peggy) his Irish Twin(same birthday a year apart). He counsels her on attempting to sound sane. Peggy insists on being called the Lady of the Lake even though the lake referenced was a creek. We delve in her distracted nature and her penchant for poisoning family members.
Episode 184 Help Me! I'm Melting! 05.07.2019 1:10:33
It's so hot! Jim and his co-host Jenna take a break from the heat to talk about exactly how locals deal with the heat. It's easy to spot tourists in town because of their extreme sunburns and their love of riding around in their rented convertibles with the top down! Join us for a lesson in the development of AC and how in the world we can survive in this heat!
Episode 183 Keys Employees 02.07.2019 46:15
Jim and Jenna talk about the real world issues that face workers in the Keys. Jim also spends some time correcting past mistakes so you know what he says that you have to ignore. What do you really need to make to live in the Keys? - we're talking big money! Pop open a cold one and join us!
Episode 182 The Vagina/Penis Monologues 21.06.2019 48:42
Today Jim and Jenna go there! Yes, they are talking about private parts. We all treat ours differently and some get more use than others, but the one thing we can all agree on is that you should wash your junk regularly!
Episode 181 Don't Fish, Don't Boat 19.06.2019 45:49
Jim and Jenna discuss the crazy questions that they get asked when people find out that they live in the Keys. People assume that everyone who lives here is an avid fisherman, boater or a diver, and that may not always be the case! Listen in to learn more than you ever wanted to know about living in the Florida Keys!
Episode 180 Male Enhancement 11.06.2019 46:24
Jim and Jenna cover several important topics in today's episode. They are captivated by the news of the traffic jams on Mount Everest, which of course, brings to mind some really gross extremes people have to go thorough in those extreme conditions. Then we're on to discussing how we want to be buried, composted or otherwise disposed of after we are gone! Think about the carbon footprint! Jim conf...
Episode 179 Nice package! Got wood? 10.06.2019 42:18
Jim and Jenna kick off the discussion trying to figure out who sent a random chocolate penis to her house. Then they move on to share some real asshole moves by the Memorial Day tourists - whatever you do, don't be THAT asshole!
Episode 178 Single White Male 28.05.2019 1:03:37
Jim begins with a tale of obsession we end up with cut rate dildos, butt plugs, etc.
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