Keys Bartender
Keys Bartender Anti-maga Podcast
A podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender. Not about bartending but about resisting 47 and his minions. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.
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Jul 9, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 229 Thats me in the Porno 14.12.2019 58:57
Jim, Papa Joe, and Josh are joined by Melissa the lead singer of Cultivation Reggae. Josh sings his satirical rework of an R.E.M. hit. We discuss the difficulties of the music business. We get into an uncomfortable conversation about race with Melissa. Jim uses the power of mute button to control a co-host and we can see the increase in the signs of intoxication in them.
Episode 228 Assorted Douchebaggery 12.12.2019 47:56
Jim, Papa Joe, and Josh have a rocky start with some inappropriate humor. Josh buys a t-shirt to piss a djt supporter. A discussion about the HBO series The Watchmen leads in order: theories about judicial reform, the brutality of warfare, the proper use of lethal force in the home, getting lost while drunk, rolling monks, people that believe they can survive on the sun and air alone.
Live Show- Back to the Future 11.12.2019 1:09:06
Jim Jenna, and Joe reference a show that will not air for 2 weeks. We use foreknowledg to criticize our younger selfs
Episode 226 Russian Hitman 04.12.2019 55:36
Jim and Papa Joe are joined by a fellow bartender, Josh. They open with a whale's vagina, Jim's Passport photo looks like a Russian Hitman. A customer brings his own pen to sign a credit receipt only after he leaves do we learn what he was up to. What if Jeffrey Dahmer was a guest on a podcast?
Episode 225 The C-Word 28.11.2019 49:56
Jenna brings up a young woman's dramatic misspelling on a birthday cake. The British use this word all the time but Americans use it sparingly. See You Next Tuesday shows up in the gang's conversation and they seem to love the word. Jim thinks his superpower is- getting the big picture. Sea level rise comes up. We dive into what makes words taboo with the 7 dirty words. We learn that Jenna's f-ing...
Live Show -The WTF Parrot 26.11.2019 1:27:51
In this extra long Episode Jim, Jenna, Papa Joe and Andy cover deep issues. Those would be public masterbation, if women can pee their names in snow, cursing parrots among other things. Jim talks appearance on the WTF Florida Podcast with John Kirby. Here is the link to the show WTF Florida. https://open.spotify.com/show/6uDc2sjtb3WMSnn6vaK8eH?si=4045AQQfSsuFV8SkKyMXHA
Episode 224 Horny Affirmations 23.11.2019 57:40
Jim shares some of the sex drive affirmations with Papa Joe and Jenna. A discussion of the rise of Memes in Pop Culture breaks down to a political symposium. The technological advancements of the beginnings of the Internet Porn are seen as magical. Jim is shocked by the information that something very large can be shoved up a man's pee hole. It's not that people would do it, of course, someone wou...
Episode 223 Dark Dirty Deeds 20.11.2019 1:02:30
Jenna notices the porn store is busier after daylight savings time. Jim was a foreperson in a murder trial. Papa Joe knows a lot about guns. Among other things the gang goes into weird injuries people have been inflicted with.
Episode 222 Ass Burgers 14.11.2019 43:29
Jim gets some trim. While sitting in the barber chair Jim gets involved in a tedious conversation which leads him to think that there are more people with Asbergers Syndrome than reported. As per usual, the gang (Jenna and Papa Joe) break down the topic with the top 10 signs in relation to people they have met. We delve into the Terminator getting older, not the genre or even the actors but the Te...
Episode 221 Getting F-ed Up! 09.11.2019 1:14:13
Jim and Papa Joe delve into the Key's reputation as a party location and some people taking it too far. Jim speaks to the journey in life that brought him to the Keys. Joe opens up about the challenges he had faced and how he decided to come out.
Episode 220 Rule #7 07.11.2019 55:23
We talk about the handling of news of an acquaintance's death. Jim and the gang discuss things you shouldn't do when you are ill with diarrhea. We recall a female astronaut's wild ride. We wrap up with movies filmed in the Keys from 1975.
Episode 219 I See Naked People 03.11.2019 45:53
Jim and Jenna discuss different views of nudity in reference to Fantasy Fest. We delve into the outrageous behavior people feel free to conduct while at Fantasy Fest, glory holes come up then leads to a discussion concerning movies made in the Keys.
Episode 218 It's Puerto Rican Spanish for Smelly Pu**y? 31.10.2019 50:14
Jenna tells the gang about a Cuban friend's nickname that means Little Bug in most versions of Spanish but is very offensive to Puerto Ricans. Papa Joe and Jim talk about how to handle situations that are about to turn violent. The gang finds out that it isn't being oogled or approached by gay men that upsets Jim but something much more shallow. Finally, can true love be found in Bars.3m2aSNI9e1fI...
Episode 217 Merde! 26.10.2019 44:08
Jim reacts to an incredulous patrons reaction to his invitation to speak to a class of Coral Shores High School Seniors. Papa Joe and Jim discuss radical forgiveness and how that concept lets people move on. Jehova Witnesses are invited into Jim's house, he goes into the statistics of Salvation, let the hilarity begin. The perils of speaking a foreign language are seriously funny.
Episode 216 Resilience 23.10.2019 54:47
Jim, the Keys Bartender is asked to speak to a class of High School Seniors and it goes shockingly well. Jenna and Jim go in-depth on the over 40 days of flooding that some neighborhoods in Key Largo have been experiencing.
Episode 215 Razor Girl 19.10.2019 1:01:36
Jim and Papa Joe talk about a small listener sampling of Gay Guy, Straight Guy Reviews. A discussion ensues concerning the anti-gay mentality lingering today. Jim relates a stressful day at the restaurant and how a friend seems to not appreciate the situation. Later on Keith the Mechanic comes in to the mix. A listener comes in for a visit to the Bar and Jim wonders what she could have learned abo...
Episode 214 Soylent Green 17.10.2019 1:07:34
Mexican coca-cola is different from American Coca Cola we learn in this episode. Jim and Papa Joe disagree about the consistency of Soylent Green, Its's made from people. Joe recounts a personal moment with former Vice-President Joe Biden. We wind up discussing the differences between traitorous and treacherous behavior.
Episode 213 Gay Guy, Straight Guy Reviews 12.10.2019 59:52
Jim, Papa Joe and Jenna cover topics in this whirlwind episode cosmetic surgery alternatives, sports team loyalties, large Xmas Trees to name a few. Then Jim prompts Papa Joe to give his assessment on the attractiveness of certain actors. The listener is left confused about who is gay and who is straight.
Episode 212 Saucy Aussie 11.10.2019 46:48
Jim welcomes back Papa Joe from his triumphant tasks in a Nuclear Power facilities. They pay homage to Australian Culture and then the conversation slowly trails of into musings of historical conjecture concerning human development.
Episode 211 (Key West) Irish Kevin's 06.10.2019 56:54
The Keys Bartender interviews Irish Kevin the owner of the world famous Pub in Key West Irish Kevin's. We find out how Kevin came to Key West and then stay. Jim and Jim Martin talk with the assistant manager, Daylin, about the establishment, her job and what life is like for her in Key West. Jim is briefly distracted when a lovely Bartender excuses herself to tape her boobs as per usual the show...
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