Just count to 10

People in this society still lack basic skill sets, and common courtesies. I got embarrassed in Whole Foods. And got roped into going to an "industry mixer". 

Zoe is on another trip, so I'm alone again. I have a bone to pick with certain adult film actresses. Going to the vet was actually fun this week. 

I'm a little drunk from work... That probably sounds weird. Being around rich people all day is tough sometimes. I had a great show at The Comedy Store. And 24 Hour Fitness strikes again. 

Zoe left me home alone for a couple days. I had the pleasure of babysitting my nephew, with my Mom. And I went to a festival with my cousin...some good, a lot bad. 

I forgot my craziest celebrity story. Watching videos from the Met Gala makes me sick. And I relapsed today on my drive to work.

Apparently doing nice things now, makes you an a**hole. I almost killed someone at valet on date-night this week. And I recap some fond and crazy memories from my time at Malibu Farm. 

Unless you're paying my pills, don't tell me not to take money from someone. I hate being the "bad cop", but it looks like that's what it's going to be. Another date night with Zoe results in interesting people watching. 

Went up north to see Zoe's family. I'm at the age where I need to sleep in my own bed. I was really annoyed watching The Masters for a stupid reason. And LA loves shutting down The 101. 

Had a great date night with Zoe! I also had a great trip to Utah. But of course had some bumps along the way. 

I have gotten more tickets in the last month than I have gotten in the last 2 years! Oh, I am not a man. So I had to call the plumber. 

Do yourself a favor and don't move to LA. Don't believe me? I'll tell you why. And a simple trip to the weed store ruined my day.

Here's the follow-up of my DMV trip. There should be a time limit on public restrooms. There is a weird couple that wants bang my girlfriend. 

I have to take a trip the DMV, so that will be a blast. Some people just can't respect the allure of a special dinner. I hate going to the dentist, and I'm pretty sure they hate me too.

Don't you love when they mark shit up on holidays? I'm officially old. I went to Six-Flags. And I almost killed this guy on the golf range. 

Finding a new restaurant is so hard to do. I tried a new one out that shows promise. And I caddied for my idol.

Just an annoying day with a stupid audition. Nothing decent is at the mall. And the people at 24 Hour Fitness are an absolute joke. 

I can't stand people doing weird shit in public. I got into a Tiktok battle. I went out in Hollywood. And my neighbor is an asshole. 

I hate going to the gym now. Is there any customer service anymore! It seems like no one wants to work. And every animal vet in LA sucks.

I can't stand dog parks, and all the dog parents that go there. Are the police actually doing any kind of policing? There is zero customer service these days. 

Nothing can be easy. I hate technology, I hate LA, and I hate myself. 

Starbucks needs to work on the basics. I might Jerk my dog off to make some cash. And does this couch salesman want to f**k my girlfriend?

Does anybody follow the rules anymore? Is there any common curtesy? Are we really still listening to these stupid politicians?   

We have to stop attractive waiters. If you have a Brita Filter, we can't be friends. And this guy took his dick out!

It's crazy how famous one TikTok video can get you. I hate going to the dentist. And do you really trust the government? 

I do feel bad that I have to kill this lobster. Trying to convince myself that I don't need a Whoop strap. Why do we let ourselves listen to people who should have no audience?