Just count to 10

A few annoying stories from my new job. Including a guy absolutely destroying a Starbucks bathroom. I had a lovely homeless encounter in the beautiful city of Los Angeles. And, I'm at war with a new and powerful enemy.

There's nothing worse than an annoying comic at an open mic. The car wash that I frequent has been overrun by an "up-seller". Zoe and I have a less than stimulating conversation. And I HATE LIPSTICK.

I rehash ISIS, the dog. Fedex loves lying to me about times they'll deliver stuff. And MORE problems with my gym!

Big cities have their perks. But they also can be a huge pain in the a$$. I met a dog names Isis. I met a shameless comic pretending to be the headliner. A guy took a sh*t that smelled so bad I'm suprised the police didn't come. And a little case of domestic abuse occured next door. I had to call 911!

People are getting too ballsy with asking for tips. If you lay down in an airport you're a pig. Why would a business use common sense? And a car salesman f**ks me again!

Another problem with my new gym comes rearing it's clean, but ugly head. I babysit a wolf. And another conference with my job is officially in the books.

I want to meet the prick who decided that closing lanes down during rush hour was a good idea. And cause of that, I missed my open mic. And I recount my trip to Boston/New Hampshire for my buddies bachelor party.

Airbnb's strike again with horrible customer service. The new gym I joined is great, BUT there are definitely some issues that have come to the surface. Shirtless workouts? Bad sauna etiquette? That's just great!

I got a parking ticket. Yay! TJ's rearranged the entire store. AGAIN! And I went on a 3 day conference for work, that absolutely wrecked me.

People can just be absolute oblivious sometimes. Whole Foods yet again is another scene of a crime. Watch out for people with cardboard signs saying "they can't walk". And Uncle Vinnie had quite the weekend babysitting the nephews.

I get a little cheesy at the top of the episode, but I had a rough week, and I was a little buzzed. I hate when people give their "amazing" suggestions to employees. Every car wash place in LA is a circus. I haven't had a decent show in months! And I went to Zoe's step-sisters baby shower.

I almost had a run-in with the vet poop people that could have landed me in jail. Why does every grocery store I go to feel the need to rearrange the store? Zoe and I had a day-date at the mall.

Is it me, or does every TSA agent talk to you like you're a child? Finally a good customer service experience with a company called, Breville. I went down to Venice on Saturday to see those animals. And I almost got into a fight at 24 Hour Fitness.

I went on my first business trip in a long time. This really solidifies how much I hate people, and hate flying. I also saw a real life escort in action...well not IN ACTION, but trying to find her "John" for the night. Dallas, baby!

Selling stuff to people while they're in a restaurant should be illegal. Our plumber hates us... and I hate him. Pat and I did a road gig, and let's just say it f**kin' sucked!

One more issue that really bothered me about Hawaii. Have I mentioned yet that I hate 24 Hour Fitness? The company "Canopy" is on my shit-list. And the old lady across the hall crossed the line. 

I got engaged to my amazing girlfriend. But of course that didn't go smoothly. We almost missed our flight. Honolulu had it's moments, but overall kinda sucked. Aloha! 

You gotta checkout 'Hanks Bagel's'.  Shitty parents make shitty kids. And this dealership sent me through hell!

I hate how some people make their exercise effect traffic. I went to the Yankee game. Got food poisoning, and my car got stolen!

These murder podcasts/docs are getting a little out of hand. I went all out on Zoe's bday. We got a massage, went to the mall, and did a little "bang-bang" for her bday dinner. With a ton of bullshit that pissed me off.

There's an apartment in my complex where both the guys living there are dipshits. This dog place has officially started a dog shit war. Going out in LA sucks. And I HATE TECHNOLOGY.

No one respects dress codes at nice restaurants. I really don't know who designed this damn restaurant I went to. Some drive-thru madness, and the SV Academy is a scam. 

Customer service has officially died. I have different "fruit etiquette" than Zoe's family. I thought I was going to get murdered in the movie theatre.  

I hate speed bumps. I finally got up at the Improv. I went on a shopping search, that almost drove me crazy. And just tell them I'm the Uber driver. 

Customer service has officially died. Homeless people are starting to run LA. I caught the "shit guy". And I broke a printer.