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More annoying stuff from my gym, "Speakeasy Fitness". And I start to recount my trip to my buddies bachelor party in Cancun. Enjoy!

I don't know how printer companies can sleep at night, with how much they charge for ink. My gym is really going down hill. Would a social credit system be that bad? And this weeks food review is Monte Carlo.

Food prices are getting extremely out of hand. Whole Foods is on their last straw with me. I have an epic cheat day, where I also have an encounter with an epic bitch. I have a "Goodfellas" type moment. And I break down my 6 least favorite illnesses and injuries. Enjoy!

Some more "bouncy" sh*t on TikTok. I run through my Christmas day debacle. And can someone tell me how every bar was closed by 12am on New Years Eve, in LA?

I fill you guys in on the latest with Hollywood Rides. This weeks Restaurant review- Pizzana. And I walk you through my Friday from hell. Enjoy.

New discoveries in the hand sanitizer theft. In a few days I embark on a 3 day water fast. I'm done taking AG1. Two Bears One Cave is starting to annoy me. And I experience a TikTok troll. Enjoy!

I'm a victim of another theft! I grab a cigar with the guys, and ALMOST puke. This weeks food review was for my mother's bday at Osteria La Buca. My gym has reached an all-time low. And comedians are so exploited in LA, that it makes me sick.

I recap my trip to Denver. I recap a Starbucks encounter, a hot bartender, a "speakeasy", and of course the flights!

I hate the government, and so should you. I was witness to really bad treadmill etiquette. Bad service all around from my favorite sushi spot. And I was in a really cool short film!

I had a lotion crisis. Hank's bagels was the scene of another crime. I went to what I thought was an "Industry Mixer", but was wildly mistaken. And I have a new nightmare ritual, that Zoe is NOT a fan of.

Why the f**k are we still taking advice from Greta Thunberg? I was in the sauna with some animal, who thought it was ok to shave his body in there. Influencers make me sick (although, I wish I was one). A mom was doing "mom things" at Whole Foods. And my haircut STILL sucks!!

The car wash down the block really pissed me off. I went to a Halloween party with Zoe (PT). I bought 3 dozen bagels. And I had an unfortunate incident in the mens bathroom.

Mom drivers, I'm sorry for what you'll about to hear. I saw a lady laying on a sidewalk, crying. I got an expensive and BAD haircut. And I went to yet another annoying open mic.

My new Doctor is an absolute "G". I give my Fatburger review. I go to Lexus for my first official oil change with them. And I get my balls broken at an open mic.

I absolutely hate when people announce that their friend or family have a birthday, when at a restaurant. Why don't workers arrive when they promise they'll arrive? Do you think I like waiting around all day for you? And, I hate the vet.

If you want something bad enough, keep doing it. I head to a work dinner at Morton's Steakhouse. And golf in LA has become unreasonable and just downright, unfair.

I recount a time where I had the worst calzone I've ever had. I hate Apple products. My WIFI is F**king me. And Zoe and I go on a wild goose chase for our favorite taco truck.

I experience another interesting sauna encounter. Zoe and I celebrate 6 years. I have a little run-in with a bad Starbucks stop. And... Club Soda.

Yet another update on my war with "Hollywood Rides". I talk about some annoying things that happened at training. And of course, some more airport stories.

Of course I would have some technical difficulty with my work computer. I run through the amazing bday dinner with Zoe. And I start to crack into my week in Texas.

Another amazing guest for ya. Please give a warm Just Count To 10 welcome, to Pat Colicchio!

Finally, there's a class action lawsuit against Kia (those pricks). Don't trust TikTok Recipes. Some airport and plane disturbances. And a ton of problems during my trip to Tennessee.

Because I am out of town I recorded this episode so you fine folks would have something to listen to while I was gone. Please give a warm welcome to Luke Allen.

I give you guys a little recap about the cars parked on the street. I go into my unfortunate streak of bad haircuts. I have to get a bunch of tests and vaccines for my new job; don't you just love going to the Doctor's? And my buddy has his bday at Benihana.

How did you wake up this morning? I got woken up by a CHAINSAW. I don't think I can drink alcohol anymore. Lucky me! Why do we use "gallons" as a unit of measurement when describing garbage cans? And I was in a short film...