Judgy Two Shoes

Savannah and Steve wrap up the year debating colored vs. white Christmas lights, whether it's okay to drink hot sink water, and when to take the hint regarding texting someone back or accepting that you've been ghosted.

Do you wipe sitting or standing? This controversial topic and more are discussed as Savannah and Steve delve into a terrible relationship, the worst prospective roommate ever, and someone's anger over an innocuous message from years ago

Savannah and Steve are back from Thanksgiving and the debate about warm fruit vs cold fruit rages on. The two then get into all kinds of red flags, including mocking your partner, naming your child after a murderer, and putting a camera in your bathroom.

Home cooking or takeout? This is one of the many food-based questions Savannah and Steve discuss on a special sort-of-Thanksgiving episode. Should politics be left home? Can you bring your dog to a friends-giving? And do you need to cook vegan food for a grown adult child?

Do you get right out of bed or are you a scroller? This episode starts so innocent and gets so spicy as Savannah and Steve discuss a lot of things best left out of this description for algorithmic purposes.

Are you a checker or a carry-oner? Savannah and Steve discuss corrupt parking enforcement, whether or not people should wait til marriage, going to work while sick, and how to break up with couple friends. Also, sorry that the sound is a little wonky on this one!

Savannah and Steve are back and their last name is Hofstetter! They recap the wedding and the rest of the last few months before debating if thank you notes should be hand-written. They dive into stories about sibling behavior at raves and someone dating their friend's ex. And can money buy happiness? Listen and find out.

Savannah and Steve discuss vendors who sell things they don't have and disagree about asking someone to move on a plane. They give advice about an inappropriate student, an ex's ex's spending habits, if you can call backsies on a divorce, and how to ask someone out.

Savannah and Steve debate the two-dress wedding tradition and creamy vs crunchy peanut butter. Can you pop into a neighbor's foyer without ringing the bell? Do you stay with a partner as you grow apart? And is it wrong to follow your significant other's friend on snapchat?

Savannah and Steve discuss wedding favors, and argue about whether or not they could deal without bread or rice. What is cheating? Can you cancel someone else's baby shower? And the wild story of a spouse being obsessed with an ex.

Savannah and Steve discuss Dobert's broekn butt, their bachelor and bachelorette parties, and if it's okay to go through a partner's phone. They give advice to someone about their cheating parent, how to deal with an unrequited crush, rude party guests, and if you need to know your entire future when you're 17.

What's your favorite season and why does Savannah know you're wrong? Savannah and Steve discuss how men are actually capable of helping with a wedding, and discuss people who thinks they deserves a reply from their crush, a trip to Paris, the news of a hookup being pregnant, and more.

Savannah and Steve got a dog! Meet Dobert, a cross between a doberman and a shrink ray. They discuss if a bachelor party is about the bachelor or the attendees, if a significant other needs to visit after your dad's surgery, how to fail your own relationship test, and a mysterious shower pooper.

Steve is back off tour! Savannah is excited because Taylor Swift's album came out, Steve lost some weight, and they debate who they'd hug if they won the Super Bowl. They discuss if a partner needs to get a job, when distracted driving is too distracting, and the best way to ask if your parents are swingers.

Savannah and Steve discuss ruining your spouse's day for clicks and empty apologies. Is a brownie center better or do you prefer an edge? They discuss unsolicited opinions, the best way to ask how much your friends weigh, if you can leave your partner on a bar crawl, and whether or not it's okay to test your friends.

Savannah and Steve discuss wedding tact, whether or not you back into a parking spot, and creepy people taking pictures with women. Can you have fruit for dinner? Can you tell family they should stop reproducing? And they talk a whole lot about dating apps.

Savannah and Steve debate the merits of putting a TV in the bedroom. They explore a teenager with a terribly controlling parent, a guy who thinks that every woman wants him, if you're obligated to pay for friends on their birthday, and if jealousy is a good thing. Savannah also tells a story of when she walked in on Steve talking to another woman (scandalous!)

Savannah and Steve debate wearing shoes in the house. They also explore banning your partner from breaking your stuff, whether you need to go to every party your family throws, and if you are responsible for your partner's trauma. Steve also tells a story about when he thought of quitting comedy and they discuss using sex as a weapon.

Savannah and Steve discuss unhinged wedding vendors, the correct way to load a dishwasher, and judging people for what they order on Door Dash. If you invite someone to a wedding, do you need to invite their partner? Can you ban your partner's terrible friends? And the debut of the new "Just the Headline" segment.

Savannah and Steve decide who pays on a date and Steve tells the story of the fish thief. Should an ex dish to the ex's family? Does a spouse need to see loan statements before paying off a loan? And should you leave an abusive partner? (YES!)

Savannah and Steve are back for a new season as they debut their new wedding segment. Lots of fun topics like window or aisle on a plane, do triplets have a right to separate parties, when does a prank go too far, and can you force a casual relationship to not be casual?

Savannah and Steve end the year (and the first season of the show) with some wild stories: A couple who orders spite food, swingers with no boundaries, a six year-old whose mother thinks he's a creep, and a family that owns holidays.

What potato is the best potato? This fierce debate kicks off the episode before Savannah and Steve discuss if a partner should pay rent, what happens when a partner gains weight, and if it's okay to lecture someone about their kids.

Do you wear socks in bed? The debate rages on. Savannah and Steve discuss whether or not naked help is ever wanted, whether you need to give notice when you quit, a boyfriend pretending to cheat, and a math teacher who can't math.

Steve and Savannah discuss what they don't like about each other before getting to some very, very racy stories. Someone insisting on loud sex in earshot of their family, someone allegedly accidentally downloading awful pictures, and showering before anything sexual. Lots of spice - don't listen to this one in front of co-workers.