Judgy Two Shoes

It's Thanksgiving! Savannah and Steve discuss traditions, non-traditions, and go over a lot of stories of people screwing up the holiday and making their whole family hate them. Also, Steve can't stand sweet potato pie and Savannah is new to Thanksgiving.

After debating wiping standing vs sitting, the show gets spicy. A boyfriend who wants too much sex, a woman who wants her partner to finish on her teddy bear, and more. Buckle up, this one is a wild ride.

Savannah and Steve figure out that he's a dog and she's a cat, but they make it work. They discuss separating the art from the artist, whether or not thirst traps are okay, how different people handle getting sick, and moving stuff around without your roommate's permission.

Apologies for the sound, there was a mic mistake! Savannah and Steve discuss bowling vs mini-golf, someone who slept with their fiance's mother, when a threesome becomes assault, who pays for extra wedding guests, and Steve admits to the drunkest thing he ever did.

Is candy corn really as bad as people say it is? Savannah and Steve discuss how she never celebrated Halloween and he had it stolen from him. They also get into reverse trick-or-treating, if a costume can be too sexy, if celebrating Halloween is a deal-breaker for a couple, when is too early for a Halloween party, and a $1500 costume.

Do you raw dog your fries, or do you have a favorite sauce? Savannah and Steve talk a bit seriously about their strong feelings on adoption and rights for adopted kids before discussing the right and wrong form of discipline, whether or not you can buy luxury items before paying your bills, and spending on iPhone games.

Are you a drums or a flats person? Pick your side as Savannah and Steve discuss when you're too old to party, whether or not men can work in childcare, the correct way to shelve glasses, someone who stole from Steve, and convincing a stranger to take nudes.

Do you make Ramen packet first or water first? Savannah and Steve debate before they reveal the insane birthday present Steve once got her. What’s the right thing to say to an ex? Is it okay to ask your partner to gain weight? And is it EVER okay to kidnap someone’s pet? All these questions and more will be answered on the newest episode.

Should you recycle? One of the hosts says no. Savannah and Steve also discuss blocking exes, parents who violate custody agreements, and whether or not people can be aspiring porn writers without cheating. There's also a question as to whether or not guests should pay for a wedding - and more!

Savannah and Steve discuss the important questions, like is it better to have a clicky pen or a capped pen and should you tip for counter service. They delve into how cheating has gotten more difficult with technology, talk about a demanding vegan wedding guest, and whether or not it's okay to trick someone into being a parent.

Savannah and Steve embark on a journey called BirthdayFest 2023. The twists and turns of this episode will have you on the edge of your party seat. First the great birthday debate: cake or ice cream (you do have to choose). Gift thievery, obligated gift exchanges, and gift timing before exploring a surprise party surprise and jealousy that turned out not to be birthday related.

Steve and Savannah debate the proper way to peel a banana, how much sharing is too much sharing in a new relationship, how to compliment a man, The case of the extremely entitled roommate, walking down the aisle at someone else's wedding, and how neither one of them wants to live in the past.

Can a shower temperature difference hurt a relationship? Well sabotaging a diet sure can and so can lying about taking your birth control. Steve and Savannah discuss whether or not its okay to sleep at an ex's place, similar communication styles in relationships, and the debate of keeping separate finances. And the big reveal: despite what his fans think, Steve does not hate children.

Steve admits to his freakishly weird shower behavior, where he only dries himself off a little before putting his shirt on. How long is too long to sit in a parking spot after you get back in your car? Someone was abandonned by their partner in the middle of the highway (unless they're lying), a mother decides that her son's ex must meet his new girlfriend, and Steve tells everyone what he...

Pittsburgh Riverhouds' Burke Fahling joins Steve and Savannah to discuss whether its more important to be clean or neat. The gang discusses a boyfriend who may be bored by his relationship, professional memory, abandoning your child at the dentist, someone who thinks only blood family should be in pictures, and answering the most important question: would you rather be killed by a bear or a sh...

Trigger warning: Suicide is discussed. What order do you keep your utensils in, and can you call plastic utensils "silverware"? Savannah and Steve weigh in on helping someone with their designated chores and discuss just how sexist it is to assume all women work in HR. They reveal that if Steve took Savannah's name, he'd be Steve Martin. And Steve tells a story about a colleague...

Steve and Savannah discuss his "poor habits", getting fired two days into a job, if it's okay to discuss salary with co-workers, Savannah's dislike for warm fruit, how much benefit of the doubt you give family, when it's okay to break up with someone, mac & cheese toppings, and how you handle a stray nurdle.

Leftover pizza: in the fridge or on the counter? Do you say "needs to be cleaned" or "needs cleaned"? How long is too long for a long goodbye? Do you move someone else's laundry when it's done? A spicy story about Savannah and Steve's first sleepover. And a mom who kicks her daughter out because the step-dad is attracted to her.