Jokes On You Podcast

HAPPY (ALMOST) WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL. Be mean to as many men as you can. This week, the girls completely forgot that they had a topic and proceeded to chit chat and yapped for 53 minutes. From child stars to black entertainers gone too soon, the girls unpack the stardom of it all. Mel ran through California like a tomb raider, Talley (awkwardly) met a celebrity, & DON’T NOBODY WANNA BE C...

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH YALL. This week the girls are first and foremost, YAPPING, but also celebrating their blackest black history. From Lady D’jango to Black Kissin’ Kate Barlow, the girls get into it ALL. Talley thinks she’s “normal,” Mel was somehow sheltered and unsheltered, AND WHY ARE THE BABIES WATCHING PIMPS UP H*S DOWN?!?!

HIYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!! We back y’all! We missed y’all so much (even though y’all been cussing us out!) This week, the girls are in LOVE y’all. From first loves to lovey dovey movies, the girls get into it all. Mel lives with a boy (That Boy ™ ) now, Talley be “my man my man my man” and DON'T KNOCK THE SPACE HEATER UNTIL YOU TRY IT!

WE DONE MADE IT THROUGH THE YEAR Y’ALL!! This week, the girls are unpacking and manifesting for 2025! From yappin’ to coveting, the girls get into it all! Talley stays in her proverbial lane, Mel gets the proverbial ice cream, and WE’LL SEE Y’ALL IN 2025 LOVE Y’ALL DEEP!

Edited to “GIVE OUR REGARDS TO BROADWAY B*TCH! This week the gworls are talking MUSICALS! From Sweeny to Chicago, the girls are giving a five-six-seven-eight!!! Talley can’t give her cooch*e away, Mel makes jokes with GenZ nurses during cooch*e surgery, and ANNE HATHAWAY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS B*TCH!

HIIIIYYYYYYEEEE!!!!! This week, the girls are going back, back, back into time! (to 2019.) The dolls are reminiscing, remembering, and rejoicing about where they are now. From old baes to new ways, the girls discuss it all! Talley got called “mad ugly,” (???), Mel eats grilled cheese with ketchup (???), and ARE WE GETTING DUMBER?! Join our patreon here: www.patreon.com/jokesonyoupodcast

Y’ALL IT’S POST-ELECTION AND CHILE WE DON"T KNOW WHAT TO DO. This week, the girls are discussing the state of the republic, and it’s looking BLEAK. From model minorities to pot-lid patriotism, the girls discuss it all. Talley (begrudgingly) watched The Other Sister, Mel had a CHWHITE man in her apartment, AND WHY IS CARPENT A WORD THAT DON'T EVEN SOUND RIGHT?!!! We have not forgotten about the pat...

THE GIRLS ARE EXHAUSTED! That’s right the girls are hilariously sleepy and being as silly as possible. From skinny lips to writing with feet, the girls discuss (deliriously) it all. Talley can burp the alphabet, Mel has a table made out of oreos, and WHAT IS UP WITH MOMS AND FARTS.

THIS WEEK THE GIRLS ARE TALMBOUT HO(E)MCOMING! That’s right, the Jokes on you girls are getting into the bubble skirts and bare cheeks of it all! From bandeau tops to ruffle shorts, we get into it ALL! Mel is sending thigh d*cks, Talley almost hunched a white man, and WHAT ARE WE FINNA DO WITH A 5”7’ DRUM MAJOR?!Join us on patreon: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

THIS WEEK THE GIRLS ARE VOTING FOR KAMALA HARRIS. POINT BLANK PERIOD. This week the girls are getting political and anti-patriarchal (per usual). From the groom from “boy mom” hell to Love after Lockup (WWE edition), the girls get into it all. Talley has issue with mom’s, Mel doesn’t hold eye contact, and WHAT IS IT WITH TALLEY AND MONSTAR A** MEN??? join our patreon here: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPo...

WE IN HERE PREACHING (AND COMPLAINING) ON THIS GOOD FRIDAY! This week, the girls are talking about talking to God! From God being an OBVIOUS MAN to God not delivering our blessings as we asked for them, we discuss it all. Mel really wants Talley to watch The Other Sister, Talley has no intentions to watch it, and GOD PLEASE ANSWER THE FULL PARAGRAPH WHEN WE PRAY.

Welcome to THE GIRLS ROOOOOOM! This week, the girls are having a sleepover! From b*tching to beatboxing, the girls are discussing it all. Talley had beef with escalators, Mel tells her vocal music origin story, and WHY WOULD THE HAVE THAT METAL SPECULUM LIKE THAT?!?! Join our Patreon here for exclusive content: patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

This week, the girls are getting OLD! That’s right, this week, the girls are talking about their aging (but still very hot) bodies! From jiggling during step practice to running and falling down hills, the girls get into it all. Mel’s digestive system almost kept her from her B5 dreams, Talley’s trying not to p*ss on the back of her pants and STOP WEARING POSTER GIRL DRESSES WITH HUARACHES!! Get e...

IT’S GETTING FREAKY, Y’ALL! This week, the girls are getting candid and. K*NKY! (We really are oversharing omg wow) From Kiwis to Wife Swap, the girls unpack it all! Talley’s having looney toons style s*x, Mel’s got a whole thing with a popeyes cup, and BE MEAN IN THE BEDROOM IT’S FUN!!! Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JokesOnYouPodcast

HEY Y'ALL! SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO MEL RIGHT NOW!!! This week, the dolls are not only giving y'all updates, but also discussing dream proposals and pervasive misogyny (duality, we know you see it). From Oogity Boogities to an embargo on letters, the girls get into it all! Talley wants to pull a ring out of Beyonce's t*tties, Mel is going to space to meet Thanos (???), and PLEASE DO NOT...

HIYYYEEEE!! This week, the girls are GETTING IN TROUBLE. The dolls are discussing the dumb sh*t they did when they were just girls. From horrible haircuts to c**chies and call centers, the girls discuss it all! Talley ate all of the hashbrowns Sam's Club had to offer, Mel was BETRAYED by Laura, and WE SHOULD NOT BE ON THE SAME TWITTER AS CHILDREN OMG PLEASE.

Happy ‘Lympics, y’all!!! This week, the girls are getting COMPETITIVE and discussing what events they would bring home the Gold for! From cussing out everybody in the Olympic village to GOAT level flirting, the girls are gone get up on that podium! Mel went to comedy boot camp, Talley almost got her hand sanded off at the nail shop, and SEAN CARTER YOU BETTER BE TREATING OUR ‘YONCE RIGHT.

TALLEY AND MEL ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT Y’ALL! That’s right, not only are the girls yapping, we’re talking about what our platforms would be if we ran for the highest office in the land! From apple watches clocking our lowest moments to listeners being messy, the dolls discuss it all! Talley (foolishly) put her trust in a n*gga, Mel got snubbed by a baby, and LEAVE KAMALA ALONE GODDA*MN!!!

WE MISSED YALL SO MUCH! The girls are catching UP since soooo much has happened since the last episode! From coochie needles to temporary homelessness, the dolls are going THROUGH (but we are still here!) Mel has some interesting pictures on an ipad, Talley almost got her skin melted off, AND WELCOME TO FRIDAY DROPS YALL MAKE SOME NOISE WTF!

WE DRINKIN STRAWBERRIES AND CHAMPAGNE! The girls are quite literally drinking and LORD WE ARE GOING DOWN MUSIC MEMORY LANE (mind you, we were supposed to be doing drunk history but we absolutely digressed). From Main Event to the Morehouse parking deck, the girls have been cutting up all over the city. Mel airfried herself diving for nuggets, Talley's still fighting the oily b*tch allegations,...

THE GIRLS HAVE A BUDGET!! This week, your favorite dolls are touching the hands of their younger selves. It's Mel's 30th Birthday today so BERMM BERMM BERMMMM to that! From mean hoes in Nissan Sentras to alternate Daddy universes, the girls get in their time machines and unpack it all. Talley has a messy cousin, Mel almost made a bomb in her car, and YOU GOT D*AMN RIGHT WE ARE DRAKE HATERS...

HAPPY PRIDE TO THE GWORLS, GAYS, AND EVERY BAWDY EVERY WHICH WAY!! This week, the girls are cutting UP down to that d*mm studio! From multiple wives to suing side b*tches, the girls get into it ALL. Talley came out her wig to prove a point, Mel got a t*tty compliment from the asthma doctor, AND A MAN WHO PLAYS ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY HATES YOU!!!! Also, sign up for the Patreon here: https://www.patreo...

WE BACK B*TCHES! SOMETIMES WE JUST CANNOT GET TO THE STUDIO Y'ALL BUT WE HERE NOW! This week, the girls are catching up! It's been about 84 years so we are getting into it ALL! From Meg Thee Stallion Shenanigans to Gatekeeping (and mourning the loss of) nail techs, the dolls discuss it all. Talley got a find a new apartment (accepting recommendations), Mel got jumped in and out of the WNBA...