Jokes On You Podcast

WE NEEDED REST LAST WEEK BUT WE BACK Y’ALL! This week, the girls are catching up and cracking up! From beltline kevin to beltline fine sh*t, the girls get into it all. Talley has been having some unsavory uber experience, Mel was apparently in college in 2003 (?), and WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH LILLY FROM PRINCESS DIARIES???

IT’S LETTER TIME BISSSSHHHHESSSS! From husband hunching to (weird) rappers in DMs, the girls dish out advice to all! Mel’s mom has hidden the first string deodorant, Talley is afraid of having a rice kid in a potato household, WHAT YOU MEAN YOU AINT NASTY, WHY TF YOU CAME???

HIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEE!!! This week, the girls welcome (for the second time) KevOnStage! (Go buy his book, it’s good. We promise!). From Michelle’s Army to the Husband Store, the girls (and Kev) get into it all. Talley’s rigging was askew, Mel is taking old lady liquid , Kev wants to reserve a pickleball court in heaven and WHY WOULD THAT PASTOR SAY WE CANT GO TO THE MOVIES????

HEYYYYOOOOOOOO! We back with laughs and LOOKS (both of our hair looks really cute, it’s important to acknowledge that.) This week, the girls get into a SHMORGASBOARD (is that spelled right?) of topics. From defining political violence to soliciting etsy witches, the dolls unpack it all. Talley learned that the youth hate crunchy peanut butter, Mel discovered that ThatBoy (according to an adorable...

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WE GROWN YALL! This week the girls are unpacking adultier adulthood and it’s absolutely hilarious. From insane baby fever to big kids at baby showers, the girls discuss it all! Talley swallows gum like a maniac. Mel has multiple categories of draws, and WHY DO MONISTAT ONE DAY FEEL LIKE THAT???

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Happy Pod Day, Y’all! We missed each other bad so we kinda just yapping, not gonna lie! From policing p*ssy gumbo to defining “punching down,” the girls are chatting it tf up! Talley is investigating flatulence at Jeju, Mel got her brows done at Burps & Brows, and STOP SENDING OUR MOMS OUR VIDEOS!

Hiiiiiiiyyyyeeeee! We are getting your letters and we READING THEM! From corporate godparents to masc-presenting tricking, the girls are handing out advice left and mf right! Talley met a lunatic at Rock Steady, Mel went to religious wrestlemania, AND MEL AND TALLEY FINNA START A CHURCH GRIFT, YOU COMIMG?!

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HIIIYYYYYEEEEE!!!! We missed you guys so much!! This week the girls do some ki-ki’ing and catching up! From new hobbies to hollywood documentaries, the girls get into it all! Talley joined a bowling league, mel loves the magic city alien, and PRE-BUS YOUR TABLES AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the gworls are talking about Love Island, from Huda Woulda Shoulda to Amaya Papaya, the girls discuss it all! Talley thinks Tyler Perry has been contracted by the CIA, Mel thinks Steve Harvey has a half wig, and WHY WOULD THAT GIRL DO THAT BACKBEND LIKE THAT????? Join the patreon if you love (or even like) us!

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TWO NEW BOMBSHELLS (THE SAME ONES FROM LAST WEEK) HAVE ENTERED THE VILLA! This week, the girls are (amongst other things) getting into Love Island USA S7 (and putting together dream casts of their own!) From Huda & Jeremiah’s toxic lovebombing to Yulissa’s eviction, the girls get into it all! Talley’s robot is names A.I.sha, Mel is president of the Smut Readers of America Club, and IT’S TOO MUCH K...

WE KNUCKING AND BUCKING AND READY TO FIGHT. This week the girls are discussing community (vigilante) justice, bad (annoying) twitter takes, and the Ciara and Russel Wilsonfication of social media. From fistfights to funfetti cake, the girls get into it ALL. Talley is being haunted by old relationship, Mel got beef with the stomach doctor, and ARE YALL READY FOR THE JOKES ON YOU MIXTAPE????

WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR CHURCH YALL. This week, the girls criticize, criticize, criticize the CHURCH HOUSE. From Sarah Jakes Roberts to Jackie Hill Perry, the girls unpack it all. Talley almost had a caffeine overdose, Mel is upsetting the long jean skirt Christians, and JUSTIN BIEBER HATE HIS B*TCH SO BAD OMG????

THE DOLLS ARE BACK AND WE HAVE A HOME. I know y’all missed us, so this week, WE’RE CATCHING Y’ALL UP. From Nollywood makeup mishaps to a mistaken overcommitment to “celibacy,” the girls try to fit the last month into 50 minutes! Mel’s t*t’s don’t touch, Talley’s t*ts are always touching, and WHY ARE THE YOUNG BOYS SO AGGRESSIVE????

THIS WEEK WE DOWN TO THE JUKE Y’ALL! That’s right, the Jokes On You dolls are unpacking the critically acclaimed film SINNERS (you should’ve seen it by now. there’s literally no excuse). From Smoke to Stack, the girls get into it all. Talley says “tootsies,” Mel apparently hates the word “tootsies,” and WHY WOULD YOU LET THAT SIZZLING YT MAN INTO YOUR HOME?!

OMG HIIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!! We’re back we know it’s been a while, but we’re still heeeeeerrrreeew. This week, the girls are supposed to talk about Sinners, but we got distracted so y’all get ONE MORE WEEK WITH NO SPOILERS. Not gonna lie, we down bad y’all, from emergency room visits to family tragedies, the girls are doing the best they can. Talley almost got abducted (?) in an old honda, Mel got...

This week, the girls are going POST APOCALYPTIC. The republic is falling, and we’re mapping out our life plans. From Woman’s Work to The Marathon Continuing, the girls (maybe) survive it all. Talley (still) doesn’t know how to be nice to men, Mel is disinviting people from her wedding, AND THAT APPLE WATCH ALRIGHT IS WITH US!

Not gonna lie, we did some YAPPING this episode. We started off with concepts of a topic and actually never got around to it, but we are entertain nonetheless! From going blind to unhoused feet, the girls yap yap yap their little lives away. Mel is perfecting her Cartwheel, Talley is chastising local children, and WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND AN ABANDONED WHEELCHAIR????

HIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEE!!! It's still Women's History Month & y'all and we being EVIL WOMEN! From Snowballing to Succession, the dolls are all over the place (and possibly getting in trouble lmao). Tisha Campbell's son on Tiktok making spaghetti, The Uptown/Downtown Dance Man got 5011 kids, AND JUSTICE FOR NIKKI FROM SAVE THE LAST DANCE AND WE PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO MIA FROM THE...

HAPPY WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH Y’ALL!!!! This week (and next week in Pt. 2) the girls are focused on being TERRIBLE WOMEN!! From BBLs to…The Big Piece of Chicken, the girls get into it all. Talley is a top that can’t stop finding tops, Mel cooks and clean and washes everything, and PEOPLE ARE BORN IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2007?????

*CUE THE DRUNK IN LOVE DUBAI RUN* HIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEE! This week the girls are DEEP in their Beyhive bag, talking about Miss Yeehawncé and choosing album favorites! From Dangerously in Love to Cowboy Carter and EVERYTHING in between, the girls super fan their way through it all. Talley goes to sleep before the sun sets like a senior citizen, Mel and That Boy almost got into a racial altercation d...