Jokes On You Podcast

Ooh girl we are getting ASKY! This week, the Jokes On You Dolls are interviewing each other like little Oprahs! From getting sucker punched in your own home to waking up to symbolic pillow dividers, the girls get into EACH OTHER! Talley is hissing at men at Mexican clubs, Mel is getting caressed into REM sleep at the masseuse, and WHAT IF THE CHIROPRACTOR FORCE CLOSES MY BRAIN BY ACCIDENT????

FREAKY A** N*GG* HE A 69 GOD! Y’all requested it, so we provided! An intellectual (silly) & objective (highly opinionated) deep dive into the Kendrick and Drake Saga! From Drake finally getting his reckoning to Kendrick REFUSING to make music for the h*es, the girls get into it ALL. Mel almost lost a lung at Disney, Talley’s nightmares are nightmaring hilariously, AND STOP DENOUNCING STUFF JUS...

THE GIRLS HAVE HOPPED IN THE DELOREAN, WE GOING BACK TO THE FUTURE! This week the Jokes On You Girlies are traveling through space and time, bouncing from decade to decade; from Napoleon to Marilyn, the girls discuss it all! Talley wants to f*ck David from the bible (???), Melbert wants to hunch Outside Allen Payne, and WHY DO OUR BOYFRIENDS LOOK LIKE COUSINS????

THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN THE BUILDING! Thank y’all for your patience as Talley traveled the highways and byways! This week, the Jokes On You dolls are catching up, from Senior Citizen R&Beef to the dissolution of Caresha & JT, the girls get into it all. Mel got some unsolicited advice from an unhoused woman, Talley made up with her cousin, AND THEY HAVE GOT TO START TELLING US WHEN IT’S GONE...

GRAB YOUR WINE GIRL! This week the Jokes On You Girls are catching up, cracking up, and discussing the Quiet On Set Documentary! From Sexyy Red at bible study to Ciara’s roster films, the girls get giggly (blame the rosé). Mel got accosted at career day, Talley had an inappropriate crush on her substitute teacher, AND SIR DO NOT FOLLOW ME AROUND SOUTH DEKALB MALL. (If you haven’t bought tickets to...

WE BACK (AGAIN) B*TCHES!!! We (again) thank y’all kindly for your patience! This week, the Jokes On You dolls tell you where they’ve been, what they’ve been doing, and get into a very deep discussion about GOD. From the devil to Diddy (also a devil) the girls discuss it all. Mel has recanted her disdain for Sigmas, Talley got bullied by the Beans on Toast People, AND WHO THE HELL IS DURRELL?????

OMG FEBRUARY HAS BEEN A MONTH! This week, we are quite literally addressing every single scandal and sensation that has happened this month, and it d*mn near took two hours. From civil rights leaders covered in mayo (????) to Cam Newton tussling in Ms. Mitch's best hat, the girls get into it all. Talley had a desperately intimate encounter with a sock on baecation (yeah, that's right BAEca...

HEY Y'ALL! THIS WEEK WE BACK IN LISTENER BUSINESS! (Y'all have been doing so good with these listener letters, we are DEEP inside y'all's personal problems) From newborns & mama drama to getting into the sororiTEA, the girls get INTO it. Talley has grandma opps at the grocery store, Mel has a secret cashapp identity, AND JALEN AND JOHN WE GOT SOMETHING FOR Y'ALL COME SEE BO...

GET READY FOR SOME LISTENER MESS AND HOT GOSSIP! This week, The Jokes On You babes are reading letters, judging d*cks, and having a few ki-kis! Miss 2024 has been chaotic as hell: From Mr. OVO’s yellow meat to alternate universe Future, the dolls are unpacking it all! Mel had Souf Africa SHOOK, Talley has given up on Mr. Ed D. Bull, and WHO IS DOING DRAKE’S WAX???

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!!! That’s right, this week, The Jokes On You sistren are talking about BEEF B*TCH! From basement ramblings to doxxing (???????) the girls discuss it all. Talley has a new (old) addition to her blocklist, folks been playing arts & crafts with Mel’s comedy fliers, AND OMG ANGELINA JOLIE WHY WAS YOU HUNCHING ON YOUR COWORKER LIKE THAT??!!!

HAPPY HUNDREDTH EPISODE B*TCHESSSSS! Thank y’all so much for your years of support, we couldn’t have done any of this without you! This week, the Jokes On You dolls got even more trauma and it’s made them even FUNNIER. From 2020 to 2024 the girls…well they get really emotional and tell you all they damn business. Mel has a fun surprise for her joke of the week, Talley explains a little more why it...

TRUE CRIME GIRLIES, COME AND GET Y'ALL JUICE! This week, your faves link up with MaRah and Taz from the ICONIC SistasWhoKill Podcast! From breaking down stud parameters to throwing acid, Great Value DC4 dissects it all. Talley is being mean on the internet, Mel is learning new words, MaRah just wants to see The Color Purple, Taz confronts her worst fear, and LASHONDRA AIN'T EVEN HA MF NAME! Sistas...

BREAK OUT YOUR POPCORN, THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO THE MOVIES! (Not really, but we are discussing some of our favorite movies that make us a little angry!) This week, the dolls dissect the films that make their blood boil; from Mister & The Color Purple to every single character in every T*ler P*rry movie, the girls get into it all. Talley & Jodeci are having a hard time, Mel HATES that one yt lady fr...

GIRL WE WAS IN THE STUDIO EARLY AS F*CK. THIS MAY AS WELL BE THE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS. This week, the girls are reaching goals, falling out laughing, & walking some things back (we are so sorry omg we are just girls.) From messy algorithm mysteries to husbands with Sam's Club summer sausage d*cks, the girls get into it all. Talley has 66% completed knotless braids under her wig, Mel is the "lead...

Hiyeeee! In this mini-sode, the dolls reflect on church memories and flashbacks to our fast pasts. From school sermons to Lloyd's greatest hits, the girls break it all down. Talley was shaking it down at her first party, Mel was looking for the hoes at church, and WE NEED TO BRING RINGTONES BACK!

WE BACK! (Yes we got your many gentle threats and nudges, thank you!) This week the girls are a mixture of grateful and rageful (grateful for life, raging against these awful a** rapscallion men) From Beyonce only being allowed to bring cocktails, to Pardison coming up off that "Feminist" tattoo, the dolls discuss it ALL. Talley got compassionately robbed (???), Mel does NOT play about Keke, and W...

CHILE WE REALLY JUST SITTING HERE CHATTING SH*T HONESTLY. This week, The Jokes On You babes have not seen each other in a while, so they completely abandoned the topic and are just catching up. From Panama City to being DEEP in the streets, the girls share their stories. Mel was temporarily unhoused in PCB, Talley was tryna un-high herself in the Kroger parking lot, and LEAVE CHRISEAN ALONE.

GIVE US ONE MARGARITA…WE GONE HAVE THATCHICKANGEL ON THE DAMN POD! This week, the Jokes On You dolls are joined by the incomparable Angel Moore-Tanksley! From dance battles against Michael Jackson to p*nis popping on a handstand, the girls get DEEP. Mel be blocking everybody, Talley be unlocking people to cuss them out, Angel ain’t never blocked nobody, and WHEN WILL WE HAVE OUR CHEESECAKE FACTORY...

THE GIRLS GOT THE ICK. This week, the dolls are taking a page from their favorite white ladies and discussing what they’ve HAD IT WITH. From fighting a gaggle of old people to sh*tting up the aisle of the beauty supply store, your faves are getting to it. Mel is blocking every damn body, Talley s healing her inner child AND STOP BEING WEIRD ON TWITTER!

THE DOLLS HAVE BEEN PARTAKING! This week, the girls have made some questionable decisions & they are discussing CLASSIC CARTOONS. From Tommy tryna kill Dill in the forest to "swiper no swiping," the Jokes On You Girls (attempt to) discuss it all. Talley has been hoarding butterfingers, Mel is not playing about her nanners or her blankey, & BACK AWAY FROM THAT TATTOO SHOP THESE N*GGAS IS NOT WORTH...

WE GOT MORE LETTERS Y'ALL! Welcome to Pt. 2 of MAIL TIME B*TCHES! From girl on girl flirting to confidence in college, the Jokes On You Dolls are dishing out ADVICE (don't say we ruined your life tho!) Talley's mom said "NO NEW FRIENDS," Mel is writing with her FEET, and DON'T Y'ALL GO AND SELL OUT OUR TEA!!!!

WE GOT A CIS HETERO MAN GUEST Y'ALL OMG PLEASE STILL LISTEN ANYWAY! This week, the girls are joined by Kevin “Kev On Stage” Fredericks! From Dreams and Nightmares performances to being deflowered at vegan restaurants, the Jokes On You Gworls (and Kev) discuss it all! Talley laid out at the altar, Mel debuted her thickness to Twitter, Kev learned about food n*ggas, AND WHY ARE Y'ALL LYING ABOUT HAV...

WE JUST GOT SOME LETTERS! This week, the JOY girlies are cleaning out our inbox and getting into your business. From Phantom Bitches to Greek homophobia, the dolls are unpacking it all. Mel is taking aliens to brunch, Talley is sneaking into strangers' suites, and WHY ISN'T THE INTERNET FUN ANYMORE?

YUM YUM IN THE TUM TUM! This week, the Jokes on You Girls are getting their Keith Lee on! That’s right, we talking about food, and rating it 1-10! From Bennigan’s Brownies to South City Kitchen Biscuits, the girls are CHOWING DOWN. Talley almost agreed to B*tt S*x, Mel is growing as a vocalist and BREAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE TOASTED WITH MAYO.

Our pants? ON FIRE! We (and y'all, probably) are some LIAR LIARS. This week, The Jokes On You Dolls are telling STORIES; From favorite go-to fibs to "k*lling" relatives to get out of work, the girls are LYING THE DAMN HOUSE DOWN (and ain't shamed about it, either.)Mel CROSSES THE LINE, Talley STORMS OUT, and CARLEE WAS JUST HAVING A SILLY GOOFY TIME OMG SHE'S JUST A GIRL!