Johnny’s Got Snacks

Send us Fan Mail Hey everybody! This week Johnny has a tech-fail and has no snacks to snack! Instead of our usually scheduled programming, we pulled a sample from our newest podcast that as of yet has no name! If you want to suggest a name, send us an email! Apologies to anyone having a snack-attack; the guys will be back next week to munch with you. Snack on Snackies! Support the show As always y...

Send us Fan Mail This week Pete subjects Johnny to the 40% less fat Cape Cod Salt & Vinegar chips. Will Johnny like them? Will they taste like saw dust?! How do they get them 40% less?! Other topics include: snacking injuries, free lunch strategies, orange tic tacs, causal north eastern meanness, spoilers to the sopranos, and Johnny opens old wounds.  Support the show As always you can email u...

Send us Fan Mail The guys take a recommendation from Johnny’s 3 year old son Otis. They review delicious TREATS from Beeswax & Butter, including their mini macarons, crack buns, and cream puffs. Otis stops by to tell Johnny why he loves these TREATS. Other topics include: Johnny and Pete’s Hollywood history, BOC, Johnny's snack dilemma, and Pete’s dad. Follow Beeswax & Butter on insta...

Send us Fan Mail With the encouragement of listener Mark G., the fellas taste the scorching goodness of the number one chip out of St. Louis- the “Red Hot Riplet”. It’s hot, it’s sweet, it’s St. Louis. Other topics include: banana nuts, Wyatt Earp, The City Museum of St. Louis, and mechanically-separated chicken.   Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider...

Send us Fan Mail Johnny and Pete, with the help of the Snackies, reach an accord with Trader Joe’s. The guys snack on peanut butter pretzels, cheese crunchers, dark chocolate almond butter cups, blue corn chips with cowboy caviar.  Other topics include: Johnny applies for a job, where to get the best hoagie roll/milkshake in Asheville (REDACTED), and Pete’s kryptonite.  Support the show As always...

Send us Fan Mail Johnny and Pete discuss an old world snack- the 365 Brand Pizzelle. Sweet, delicate, respectable; can the store brand pizzelle compare to the hand made version from scratch that Pete grew to love? Can Johnny separate the wonderful cookie from his grandmother’s infamous laugh? Find out.  Other topics include: where to buy an anvil, hints into the rise and fall of the Robbins empire...

Send us Fan Mail Johnny makes it weird…..it’s Patreon time. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/ “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Cr...

Send us Fan Mail Johnny and Pete are back! In the season 2 opener they invite their new music composer Matt Nielson onto the pod to talk about the snack everyone knows but maybe doesn’t know the name of: The Ritz Handi-Snack! Other topics include: accordions, how to make a song, snack pacing, troubadours. Check out Matt’s music at https://www.matthewnielson.com/ Support the show As always you can...

Send us Fan Mail In the season 1 finale, Pete and Johnny invite some extra help as they discuss the “King of Cheese Snacks”, Goldfish. What is a goldfish? What is original? The ongoing debate “is original the best?” finally comes to a head. Other topics include: updates from the Blink 182 tour, the new mega, the holy cow count, and “Pop Qwiz” (Johnny's upset). Thanks to special guests Bird ki...

Send us Fan Mail The second in our CHEESE series. The week Pete introduces his Holy Trinity of cheese snacks. “Planters Cheez Balls”, “Pirates Booty: Aged White Cheddar”, and “Cheetos Crunchy”. Surely Johnny will like one of these, right? Other topics include- another Amish shoutout, snack mascots, and “Spit Spatt The Water Bat”. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmai...

Send us Fan Mail This episode begins our three week journey through the world of cheese flavored snacks, starting with one of the most recognized flavors ever, Nacho Cheese. The guys review “Doritos: Nacho Cheese” and “Late July: Nacho Cheese” chips on their quest to find the ultimate cheesy snack. Other topics include: crushing Johnny’s confidence, the flavor “Cool American”, and a sincere apolog...

Send us Fan Mail Introducing the first JGS sleep cast! The boys take the energy waaay down, now with 2x longer pauses! Let your mind drift away as the guys review “PopCorners: Cinnamon Crunch”. Other topics include: Pete finally lays out his ‘original’ take (it quickly falls apart), M. Night Shyamalan, the origins of the potato chip, and what actually is a chip in the first place. Support the show...

Send us Fan Mail Introducing The Snack Pack! On these episodes, the guys invite young people on the pod to discuss their favorite snacks, while feeling incredibly old and out of touch. In this episode, Harper Reed comes on to talk about his best frenemy,  Takis “Fuego” chips. Other topics include: The Great Lays Potato Chip Tournament, what happens when someone eats a cucumber chip, Pete’s budding...

Send us Fan Mail Breaking news: Trader Joe’s has released a customer choice award naming their “Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips: Chili and Lime” number 1 best FOOD. The guys are scrambling to keep up with this evolving situation and steps are being taken to ensure the safety of themselves and their families. https://www.traderjoes.com/home/discover/stories/15th-annual-customer-choice-winners Support th...

Send us Fan Mail Well they can’t always be Friday night. Listen as the boys (hungover from the pretzel high) snack on Trader Joe’s  “Rolled Corn Tortilla Chips: Chili & Lime”. For the first time ever, the guys taste the bitter flavor of disappointment on the podcast. Other topics include buttered rolls, parking lots, and real comfortable snack shoes. Support the show As always you can email us...

Send us Fan Mail The epic conclusion to our two part pretzel extravaganza! Listen while the guys dip, glob, and smear pretzels with three of Pete’s favorite pretzel sides. Other topics include Johnny’s melting confidence about what is and isn’t a snack, the “cleanest cheese”, internet searches and Chet from Best Buy. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Conside...

Send us Fan Mail Johnny and Pete decide to get back to basics with this two part pretzel party! In part one, the guys sample Snyders Old Tyme Pretzels, Snyders Pretzel Rods, Rolled Gold Pretzel Sticks, and Snyders Pretzel Pieces “Honey Mustard and Onion”. Other topics include the discovery of the first ever “Sea Glass Snack”, a heartwarming holiday Lutz family tradition, and when to eat the whole...

Send us Fan Mail On this weeks episode, Pete and Johnny review Quinn’s Peanut Butter Pretzels! We also introduce a new segment, “Snackless”! Other topics include snack bag integrity, the phrase “that’s not bad”, and of course, aliens.  Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/kevin-macleod/zazie License code: UVLSTR2GEAVR1NPL Support the show As always you can email us at Joh...

Send us Fan Mail Happy New Year! Johnny and Pete discuss the Trader Joe’s Horseradish and Chive Ruffle Chip. Is horseradish too powerful a flavor? What is it about the alluring shape of the Garden State that captivates so many of us? What even is a snack? Stay tuned! Also in his excitement for the first episode, Johnny mistakenly maxes out the Bleep budget for the year. Music from #Uppbeat (free f...

Send us Fan Mail Paying tribute to one of our heroes! Please don’t come after us!! Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/ “Totally Accurate” music fro...

Send us Fan Mail Hello world! Here’s a teaser trailer for our newest podcast, Johnny’s Got Snacks. Support the show As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/ “Totally Acc...