John and Alexx Hate Stuff

The boys look back at this tough-as-nails crime thriller featuring Hollywood's sexiest stars (and James Woods) doing unsexy things (being shot, falling in garbage, James Woods). Send us Fan Mail

Who knew that being lost on an alien planet could be so low stakes? Ridley Scott casts away human drama in favor of the charm of Matt Damon.  Send us Fan Mail

Daisy Ridley came here to kick ass and use windex, and she's all out of windex. So, you know, she kicks ass... because of the lack of windex... this guy gets it.  John and Alexx watched Cleaner.  Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx endure watching the sequel to that one Hulk movie from sorta before everything connected... no, the other one. Yeah, with the Fight Club guy. We forgot it too. Anyway, we watched Captain America: Brave New World- it's very not good! At least Harrison Ford looked like he was having fun though.   Captain America: Brave New World Send us Fan Mail

Twin drug addict gynecologists, John and Alexx, watch Dead Ringers- a movie about two very similar looking doctors.  Join our Patreon at http://patreon.com/alexxbollen Send us Fan Mail

We had to push back the regular episode, so in its place please enjoy this discussion of Kraven from the Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/c/alexxbollen Send us Fan Mail

Finally, for the first time, John and Alexx share a table and blow the doors off the place with their performance. And by that, I mean, they make jokes and talk about Heat.  Send us Fan Mail

In their own re-enactment of this Villeneuve thriller, Alexx brings terrible jokes and John can only watch in horror as he realizes his own complicity. Send us Fan Mail

Batman and Robin superfan Ted Douglas joins John and Alexx to discuss Joel Schumacher's 1997 masterpiece Batman and Robin. Listen in rapt attention as Bane gets an Oscar; Ice gets punned; Macgregor Syndrome is cured; Uma gets Thurman'd! What else do you want?! Ted's Play can be found at: sirentheater.com Send us Fan Mail

Robert Eggers' take on the classic tale offers more empowered female characters, but is his knowledge of Dracula Law up to snuff? Alexx sinks his teeth into the real issues at the heart of the movie Send us Fan Mail

I painted my face for THIS? Send us Fan Mail

A movie so nice they named it twice?! In this economy?! John and Alexx really love Michael Keaton and Catherine O'Hara so they sat through Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Enjoy! Send us Fan Mail

The hunger has returned to Alexx's brain. It never really left. That hunger for an insane 2007 thriller where Kevin Costner is the serial killing head of a box factory. Cameron Harrison from Open Pike Night and Green Shirt joins the fellas as their dark passenger as they journey into the mind of a maniac. A maniac with a box factory.  Send us Fan Mail

A Green Knight? In this economy? Yeah, I'd like to see that.  Send us Fan Mail

Is this a terrible movie, or did we fall for the ultimate Joker's trick? Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx bravely ask the question: Would Alexx blow his younger self? The answer may surprise you! Also they discussed "My Old Ass"  Send us Fan Mail

Have you ever wanted to watch all the Alien movies at the same time? ...No? ...That's a terrible idea? Someone should have told Fede Alvarez. Send us Fan Mail

The fellas cut through the politics and religion in this 2011 dark satire to get to the real questions like "How does sex work?"  Send us Fan Mail

M. Night Shyamalan loves his daughter so much he built a movie around her, but not enough to make it a good one.  Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx brave the hinterlands of Ireland to answer the eternal question: Can a blind Tilda Swinton-looking lady summon a golem powerful enough to destroy a general practitioner?  Only a frank discussion of the horror hit "Oddity" will tell.  Send us Fan Mail

The fellas talk through nostalgia pains, identity and more when discussing Jane Schoenbrun's latest horror entry. Send us Fan Mail

The world of civil asset forfeiture comes alive as Aaron Pierre goes head-to-head with Don Johnson. Will justice prevail or is this rebel a ridge too far? Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx reenter the magical world of Hayao Miyazaki with "The Boy and the Heron." They then quickly ruin it with crude jokes. Enjoy! Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx break the complex cipher that is David Fincher's Zodiac. Well, mostly they just gush over the film while alexx gets jealous over how easy it was to get away with murder in the 60s and 70s.   Send us Fan Mail

What if you played all your favorite sci-fi movies at once and at half-speed? It would be more interesting than Zak Snyder's unceasing director's cut of Rebel Moon.  Send us Fan Mail