Joey Burtoft's Podcast

Unplanned Parenthood: Misaki Kato 30.01.2017 1:30:57 ↓

Misaki Kato's has to leave his bag of wild oats on the table and become a man with a kid.

The Boy Who Cried Suicide: Blake Hammond 26.01.2017 1:27:14 ↓

Blake Hammond talks about the five times he failed at giving up.

Friend Zone Defense: Timmy Young 19.01.2017 56:37 ↓

Famous vlogger Timmy Young tells us how he achieved his goals by giving up on them entirely.

Drunk Drivers & Head on Colliders :Betty Wietmarschen 16.01.2017 1:06:43 ↓

Betty's Ford Escape goes head to head with a Dodge Caravan. Neither one wins.

Death, Taxes, Religion, and Politics: Gabe Kea 09.01.2017 1:16:01 ↓

Two privileged and ignorant dudes solve racism.

Almost Homeless in Seattle : Aaron McCarty 03.01.2017 1:06:39 ↓

Aaron McCarty drives across the country in a hooptie and with -350 dollars in his checking account.

Escaping Bonnaroo 29.12.2016 59:25 ↓

Clif decides to be open to new experiences and also to be open to closing said experiences.

A Lost Dog and A Lost Cause: Lucas Frazier 26.12.2016 1:10:32 ↓

Lucas Frazier tells us why you shouldn't start a band, and also why you should totally start a band, dude.

Grandma's Boi: Will Moore 19.12.2016 1:06:24 ↓

Will Moore talks about his mental instability and having his mom as a roommate.

Making Friends 15.12.2016 1:01:50 ↓

Mohammad Patel tells us about his Muslim upbringing and how to ruin Christmas.

The Giving Tree was a Chump: David Chimusoro 08.12.2016 55:17 ↓

David Chimusoro slides into a girl's DMs and promptly slides back out.

The Pheonix Rises From Its Parent's House: Chris Siemer 05.12.2016 1:05:53 ↓

Chris Siemer loses everything, but regains a bunch of new things.

The Illest MC in Indianapolis: Katlin McFee 02.12.2016 54:24 ↓

Katlin McFee explains what the deal is with cystic fibrosis.

A Nice Young Man in a County Cell: Travis Kempton 28.11.2016 1:17:57 ↓

Travis Kempton learns the hard way that police officers aren't as chill about identity theft as he originally had thought.

The Dog Days of a Relationship: Mitch Brinkman 22.11.2016 1:00:54 ↓

Mitch Brinkman falls in love and gets his heartbroken by the sexiest Bob Ross in the north side of Chicago.

The Heartbreaker's Prayer: Phil Herbruck 17.11.2016 58:01 ↓

Phil Herbruck explains how God works in mysterious and painful ways.

Love and Illicit Drugs: Kyle Jeffers 10.11.2016 59:02 ↓

Kyle Jeffers has just the medicine for self-medicating oneself.

Where and When to Let the Darkness in: Lloyd Johnson 07.11.2016 1:23:25 ↓

Lloyd tells us how to repress emotional and physical pain until the weekend.

Iain and The Cold Apartment 03.11.2016 59:59 ↓

Iain tells us which drugs not to do specifically.

Stop Eating At Chili's: Joe Shelby 31.10.2016 55:25 ↓

Joe and Joe get to the bottom of what it means to be alive.

The Confidence Man Rises: John Schroeck 27.10.2016 53:17 ↓

John Schroeck talks about how tinder gave him a second chance at the love of his life.

Dad? : Ran Barnaclo 24.10.2016 59:32 ↓

Ran Barnaclo talks about his old man, and the angel that gave birth to him.

Giving Up on Sex Appeal: John Sheets 17.10.2016 1:08:41 ↓

John Sheets talks about the factors in his life that have made him a crusty old man.

All Grandmas Go to Heaven: Lee Kimbrell 13.10.2016 1:15:40 ↓

Lee Kimbrell talks about his nana which I think means grandmother, but I'm still not sure.

Katie Woodruff: The Irish Queen of Goodbyes 06.10.2016 1:02:31 ↓

Katie Woodruff gives some tips on how to flake on plans and how to end a relationship with zero confrontation.