Joey Burtoft's Podcast

My Current Ex-Girlfriend: Nate Gropp 03.10.2016 1:18:58 ↓

Nate Gropp talks about the ones and twos that got away and the time he wrecked a home.

You Can Run, But You Can't Hide in Portland: Ben Morrow 29.09.2016 52:47 ↓

Ben Morrow breaks a car window, spends a birthday alone, and reconnects with his parents.

Shut Up and Hug me: Jessica David 22.09.2016 52:01 ↓

Jessica David tells us how she can shape shift her personality to meet social expectations.

3 Proposals and 7 Engagement Rings Later: Brett Hartsell 15.09.2016 51:18 ↓

Drama king Brett Hartsell talks about how to break hearts as efficiently as possible.

Bad Boyfriend or Terrible Person: Bryne Berry 12.09.2016 1:00:26 ↓

Bryne Berry talks about the first time she fell in love with human garbage.

The Secret to Secret Parenting with Jeremy Johnston 08.09.2016 53:50 ↓

Jeremy Johnston tells us when and where to be honest with the people you love.

A Dead Friend and a Dead End: Bruce Leonard 01.09.2016 1:07:10 ↓

Bruce Leonard finds his ticket to fame and fortune, but the death of his mentor leaves him in a depression coma on a couch in Ohio.

Hell is Starting to Grow on Me: The Tale of Zach Powers 29.08.2016 54:33 ↓

Zach Powers talks about his experience sleeping on a dirty couch surrounded by meth junkies.

Prolonged Nonsexual Hugs: Logan Lautzenheiser 25.08.2016 59:04 ↓

Logan Lautzenheiser let's us in on the secret to turning him on.

How to Lose a Mind in 12 Days By Nolan Miller 22.08.2016 1:03:21 ↓

Nolan Miller breaks into his own surprise party and racks up a huge bill at the psych ward.

Crying With Your Mom at an Applebee's: A Tragedy by Johnny Burtoft 18.08.2016 1:06:30 ↓

Johnny Burtoft loses his girlfriend and best friend at the same time. (They didn't die.)

One Tough Broad: Anna Mazza as the Broad 15.08.2016 55:48 ↓

Anna Mazza talks about her experience with dudes. The good, the bad, and the scum.

Humility & Marketing 11.08.2016 1:28:30 ↓

Dan Remington and Joey Burtoft teach you how to believe your own hype and let out your inner scumbag.

The Ocassional Virtue of Dishonesty: Matthew James 08.08.2016 1:04:37 ↓

Matthew James talks about his experience with business, bullies, and sleeping the day away.

D. I. Y. Murdering with Karl Spaeth 04.08.2016 1:03:51 ↓

If you remember one thing from this episode, remember that you should never let anyone that resembles a beaver tell you you're not good enough.

Clouds, Jesus, and All of Our Dead Dogs: Alec Caro 01.08.2016 1:27:25 ↓

Today Alec Caro describes growing up as one of two hundred or so "chosen ones" and his first stifled romantic opportunity.

Fun Awesome Business 203 : With Professor Julia Fischer 28.07.2016 49:04 ↓

Julia Fischer talks about her plan to achieve fame and riches!

Breaking Yourself (Literally) : Tom Beuerlein's Story 25.07.2016 49:46 ↓

Tom gains some perspective on the quality of his life in the second most painful way possible.

Way More Mr. Nice Guy featuring Gabe Kea 21.07.2016 59:17 ↓

Gabe Kea talks about the perks of humility and the right time to rip someone a brand new one.

In Love, In Death, and In Another Love: Tree Sanchez 18.07.2016 51:02 ↓

Tree Sanchez tells us a sad story and the secrets to polyamory.

Holy Distraction with Kristian DePue 14.07.2016 43:36 ↓

Kristian DePue finds out the best way to relieve your anxiety is to pray without ceasing.

Funnier on Facebook: Alex Schubert 11.07.2016 54:50 ↓

Alex Schubert experiences the only thing worse than your joke falling flat in the dead silence of the internet.

Luke Capasso Passes on the Booby Bar Lunch Buffet 07.07.2016 52:03 ↓

Luke Capasso talks about the bright side of being dumped and the best place to park your R.V. in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

It's Hard to be a Softy with Kamal Kimball 30.06.2016 1:01:50 ↓

Kamal Kimball talks about her experience working at a residential treatment center for teens and how she's not the Sandra Bullock she thought she was.

Andy Gasper Stops and Smells the Tacos and Then Eats Them 27.06.2016 1:09:13 ↓

Andy Gasper talks about how to stumble upon success while others stumble upon hurdles.