Joey Burtoft's Podcast

inner B.I.T.C.H.

performance art by Carpetbaggers

I challenge your religion to a good old fashion pray off.

The misery of pretentiousness

Your ideas are hilarious, and your face is frightening.

New podcast from Joseph Burtoft. Talking tubs and new cars

I was a pathological liar.

talking about alkaline trio and guilt trips

Bald! In two years I'll be full Ray Allen.

Hope everyone is having a solid nose exhale laugh at themselves on whatever day they're watching this.

extra lives at home depot

17 dollar beers should be cold.

Wine bars and breathing exercises

Finding Self-worth through landscaping

Golden Gate bridge vibin'

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#NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles We talk about being child now. Is it easier or more difficult to be a kid now than it was in the 1960's? No it's easy now. Fortunately now children have the freedom to choose their own sexual identity, mad respect and sympathy to the trans people born in the 50's who had to keep their entire being under wrap for a lifetime. It's so easy to be alive now. The o...

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you ain't gonna let a DUI stop you from seeing the Boss at Meadowlands right? What happens when people get into car accidents and there is blood on the streets? At what condition is a body so messed up that a cause of death is a fool's errand? Answer us! This episode features some truly dark content involving crime and some blood. If you are still reading this, why? https://www.instagram.com/nobod...

I have no idea what we talked about, but it had something to do with chicken slaughterhouses involving an execution by chainsaw. I think we also talked about Chris Delia's apology as well. Maybe parking tickets too. https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/

or... how to vape your way to an online bachelor's degree in Oceanography from Arizona State University. here we are https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/

Today we talk about self help and self love. Is self love good? Does everyone deserve love? These questions seem complicated, but are actually wildy/impossible to answer. Also for the sake of maybe working our way into a feed we talk about Jordan Peterson.

this new covid strain makes you al dente for life, boys, don't f*** wit it just stay inside and watch Blown Away https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod https://youtu.be/rleG-MblsXQ #NobodysListening​ #LosAngeles​ #WSB

This podcast is an introspective look into the lives of two young men imagining a world where they have children. It's truly disturbing. Good luck making it through. We love you. Let's kiss sometime.

Today we talk about how great of fathers we will be. When Zach and I get married and In vitro fertilize each other we will hang no bad drawing on our refrigerator. This podcast is committed to giving the best possible advice on fatherhood. It's our pleasure to help rear America's youth. I have no idea what I'm even typing right now. I'm sorry you're still reading this.