Joey Burtoft's Podcast

uploaded from a Days Inn just outside of Washington, D.C with the absolute worst WiFi any patriot could ask for. #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

don't ever sell a lawnmower on craigslist unless you want Lucky from King of the Hill to come hang out at your place for a few hours. https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod

if you think you're above yelling at an 80 year old russian woman than you've clearly never lived in an outdated 12 unit building in West Hollywood. find us on instagram https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/ #NobodysListening #LosAngeles #TomCruiseVideo

stick to wells and beer when you go to McShaughnessy's Irish Pub and Pizza Shop. instagram https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/ #NobodysListening #LosAngeles #SlipknotDualityVocalCover

not all angels stay in heaven :( https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #LosAngeles #HowToFixAniPhone12Screen

how many $2 beers does it take to shake off that custody hearing? 6. Exactly 6. follow us here https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #LosAngeles #HowToFixAniPhone12Screen https://youtu.be/T59B0GYDnl0

put the vaccine in a DQ Blizzard then we'll talk. harass us on instagram here https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #LosAngeles #SteakRecipes

Would you sacrifice your life to have a high school cafeteria named after you? Today we discuss the tragedy that is the grandma from Dante's Peak not having a memorial jungle gym at a public park. We also talk about movies that have made us cry. I'm going to include a list of movies for searching purposes on YouTube. My Dog Skip, Les Miserables, Midnight Special, The Adventures of Huck Finn, Insid...

TNT is about to get way hornier. follow us on instagram https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #LosAngeles

This episode is a twink (it's short) because we did a live stream on election day, and Zach and I can only spend so much time together before we strangle each other for erotic pleasure. We talk about the election, horrible network tv, and the LA times paywall where they hide their sexual assault allegations. Also we have some tips about leaving the country and erasing your identity to become an en...

Someone tell Josh to quit ridin dirty. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/ #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

you're only gonna survive school if you have no less than 7 mothers. which one is your bottom? well that's up to you to decide. find us on instagram https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

in this episode we discover a homeless person sleeping in the garage next to mine while recording. he didn't seem mad and neither was i but i think we were all just scared by it a little. https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

yes, the money is expensive... but we can get you $500 now for bail. what else are you gonna do? spam us on instagram https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #LosAngeles #Comedy

we all knew a Dennis and odds are he's got an even sweeter knife collection now that he's older. Hit us up on instagram https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/ #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

Uday and Qusay DEF had duel Lambos on those hot summer nights in Baghdad. Hit us up here https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

We're back and ready to talk about children who almost got their asses beat at a chain pizza restaurant. Other topics include the impending election, the hazards of being cool as shit smoking cigarettes in Hollywood, and most importantly, why you shouldn't run a weed edible review channel when you have kids in your apartment. Find us on instagram https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod

Today we are talking about micro dosing drugs to make massive layoffs much more tolerable. Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/

Someone's gotta tell these census employees to back the hell up, bruh. Also we can't help but divulge into the de-evolution of the US again. Stay for a funny story though about a possible killer living near Zach's apartment. Spam us on insta https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod

This episode is straight FIRE g, we're vibing HARD on some MGK and talking shit about the baddest boys of the Iraq/Afghanistan Conflict. Come hang with us at the dispensary sometime bro!

This episode contains literally the craziest apartment story i've ever heard in my young adult life. We also figure out how to save the Post Office and guess what Ben Shapiro's sexual fantasies are. It is what it is at this point, I'll probably just go back to drywalling anyway.

It's the first episode back in a "studio". We got better mics, we talk about an unsolved murder, we roast "critically acclaimed" films and more.

Two dudes are back for another episode, wondering what Kony has been up to since his disastrous 2012. Also what's the worst season of a show ever? Season 64 of COPS? Why would anyone even ask these questions? Also the fatter of the two dudes goes to some random box store and gets stiffed by a guy with a Lexus. So if you're into denying justice there's that. Oh yeah we're on Instagram here https://...

No disrespect to any of the artists or pieces of art we mention, but these are shows and bands that we like that are widely accepted as being "basic" and lacking substance. Some of them being Macklemore, Fun., Weeds, and Degrassi. A guilty pleasure is defined as something, such as a movie, television program, or piece of music, that one enjoys despite feeling that it is not generally held in high...

You have no idea how much pain and suffering were stopped by some trucker getting a Dave's Double from Wendy's on his way home instead of a firearm. Also we power rank the LaCroix flavors and pontificate on the feelings we got as kids from hypersexualized cartoon characters created by Disney. Please tell us we suck on instagram @NobodysListeningPod