Joey Burtoft's Podcast

#09 TONY HAWK GENERATION - Nobody's Listening 30.07.2019 59:26 ↓

Deny your generation and classify yourself how ever you damn well please.

#08 PLANET FITNESS PIZZA QUEEN - Nobody's Listening 23.07.2019 1:07:49 ↓

The cheap boys talk about how to effectively ask for change and make some very cool Rick Perry references in the process.

#07 LET'S DOX A U-HAUL EMPLOYEE - Nobody's Listening 16.07.2019 53:41 ↓

The cheap boys reveal they are both morally bankrupt and have no moral compass.

#06 THE COOL PYRAMID - Nobody's Listening 09.07.2019 1:00:54 ↓

Zach and Joe talk about their friendships with the 44th president of the United States Barack Obama.

#05 TORCHIN' IS IMPORTANT - Nobody's Listening 02.07.2019 1:13:46 ↓

Today's podcast is very "poser" centric, if ya feel me. Only if you feel me.

#04 HIGH FUNCTIONING MONSTER - Nobody's Listening 25.06.2019 1:15:46 ↓

We are talking about the times when someone has to tell you that you smell bad. Y'all been there, don't lie.

#03 THE CHEESE HEIST - Nobody's Listening 18.06.2019 1:02:23 ↓

Quit your dreams, and see what happens.

#02 ELLE FANNING CAN WAIT - Nobody's Listening 12.06.2019 1:04:54 ↓

Elle Fanning waits in line at Chick-fil-A like a total plebeian.

#01 LOW BUDGET FUNERAL - Nobody's Listening 12.06.2019 1:11:05 ↓

What is the most noble way to be buried? Should you tip on takeout? Does Tony from accounts receivable owe you 15 dollars for his Margarita or should you just let it go?

RIP 07.05.2019 1:38:12 ↓

This is the final episode of the podcast. Thanks for listening. It's been real.

Does Family Matter: Ryan Rosenow 15.04.2019 1:02:40 ↓

Are you obligated to chill with your family even if they aren't the type of people you'd usually chill with?

Desperate Times, Call for Drugs: Steve Van Kleek 12.02.2019 1:44:43 ↓

Steve talks about how he reached enlightenment. Think I'm lying? Listen to the entire episode and tell me I'm lying.

The Current State of Dating: Paul Jovanovic 27.01.2019 1:00:12 ↓

Paul Jovanovic talks about his experience playing around on dating apps. Is it good? Is it bad? Hell if I know.

Purity Princess: Kayley Herbruck 15.01.2019 1:22:12 ↓

When did you guys stop wearing your Purity Ring?

Ageless: Tim Mollen 07.01.2019 1:11:17 ↓

Tim Mollen talks about some serious stuff and some silly stuff that he's serious about.

Dan Remington: The Virtue of Taking it Easy Sometimes 20.12.2018 1:09:12 ↓

Dan Remington talks about his experience in law school thus far. That's all there is to know, man.

Let's Be Idiots Together: JonJon 09.12.2018 1:05:12 ↓

You don't know everything and that makes you a dummy.

Intolerable Behavior: Alec Caro 26.11.2018 1:15:58 ↓

Stay until the end or fast forward to the end. You gotta hear the end.

That's Showbiz, Baby: Richard Manriquez 06.11.2018 1:53:49 ↓

Richard "The Man" Riquez (not a nickname he likes) tells us about his experiences from everything he's ever done or been. Does that make sense? I feel like it doesn't.

Sulky and Sad is Not Cute: Samantha Jane Gurewitz 19.10.2018 1:40:01 ↓

Samantha Jane Gurewitz can't tell you how to get girls to like you, but she can tell you the things that you should 100 percent for sure not do.

Contentment vs Happiness: Mallory Jean Fuccella 10.10.2018 1:49:25 ↓

Mallory Jean Fuccella is the guest. She made this https://www.facebook.com/adultingwebseries/

Why Didn't You Open a Sports Bar?: Jacob Trevino 27.09.2018 50:00 ↓

Jacob Trevino talks about this http://gorillacinemapresents.com/

Why is This Funny: Greg Waite 20.09.2018 29:51 ↓

We talk about the 2 or 3 times we felt like comedians.

The Second Most Explicit Episode: Greg Waite 07.09.2018 1:07:16 ↓

Two dudes reveal too much.

Big City Small City: Greg Waite 30.08.2018 25:38 ↓

Greg Waite talks some ish about his hometown, his current town, and wherever your momma lives.