Joey Burtoft's Podcast

#34 - How to Get on LivePD - Nobody's Listening 21.01.2020 59:24 ↓

Wanna get tased on live television? Well, this podcast is for you.

#33 - Ben Affleck's Sweet Back Tattoo - Nobody's Listening 15.01.2020 55:53 ↓

Today we talk about Leo DiCaprio's search party for a lost chum scrubber and how Ben Affleck's tattoo is actually kind of litty.

#32 - The Powerlifter B-Dubs Manager - Nobody's Listening 06.01.2020 46:11 ↓

We rank Hollywood's top studs, reflect on summers at the trashiest lake in Indiana and talk in gibberish the last 3 minutes. Sounds fun right?

#31 - Awful, But Also Weird - Nobody's Listening 31.12.2019 32:11 ↓

Today we talk about delusion's role in success and commercials we find sexually frustrating.

#30 - The Christmas Special - Nobody's Listening 24.12.2019 44:31 ↓

The boys buy half priced space junk from Macy's just to flex on their co-workers at the company holiday party.

#29 - The Boy With the Satan Tattoo - Nobody's Listening 16.12.2019 50:29 ↓

Today we talk about our listener base's affinity for the dark lord and denying climate change.

#28 - The Pro-Choice Abortion Survivor Paradox - Nobody's Listening 09.12.2019 1:01:16 ↓

Pro-life or Pro-choice you're going to hate our podcast. Much luv, xoxo

#27 - Scared Sweatless - Nobody's Listening 02.12.2019 50:06 ↓

Have you ever been so calm under pressure your body ceases to be able to produce sweat? No you haven't, no one has.

#26 - Spanish Inquisitors - Nobody's Listening 25.11.2019 41:14 ↓

Colin Kaepernick, Myles Garret, and holy war. If you don't like this stuff, subscribe and we'll see you next week with different stuff.

#25 - Drawing Your Way To Hell - Nobody's Listening 19.11.2019 53:21 ↓

Lola bunny with no shorts on and shilling for Bob dole.

#24 - Network Television VS. Car Accident Footage - Nobody's Listening 11.11.2019 56:27 ↓

There's a 30 minute car chase playing in the background of this video, so if you're bored by the podcast watch the end on YouTube. We do this because we love you. 😘

#23 - Groupon Private Investigator - Nobody's Listening 04.11.2019 1:10:11 ↓

Would you hire a private investigator named Zach or Joey? Us neither.

#22 - Internet Wasteland - Nobody's Listening 29.10.2019 1:09:53 ↓

The boys reminisce memories of dodging online predators in their youth. Good times. 👍

#21 - Happy Hour At The Kroger Bar - Nobody's Listening 22.10.2019 59:40 ↓

The boys put down a couple pints at the local grocery store and buy some cat chow and some deli meat without a coupon. Should be lit.

#20 - CiCi's Pizza Kings 👑- Nobody's Listening 15.10.2019 1:04:19 ↓

The boys confess to crimes they didn't commit and bully their white trash kinfolk just for the thrill.

#19 - BURGER KING GAVE ME CTE - Nobody's Listening 08.10.2019 1:04:26 ↓

They boy's get into how Jerry Sandusky and Joe Biden could have a potentially meaningful friendship.

#18 - ONE STAR YELP REVIEWS - Nobody's Listening 01.10.2019 58:17 ↓

The fellas disparage more of your favorite bands and psychoanalyze people that leave Yelp reviews on fast food restaurants.

#17 - CHAMPIONS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS - Nobody's Listening 24.09.2019 1:02:35 ↓

Zach and Joey make progress for the rights of the righteous and solve some of the most serious social issues. Potentially one of the greatest podcasts of all time.

#16 - THE BATTLE OF LOS ANGELES 2 - Nobody's Listening 17.09.2019 51:03 ↓

Zach and Joe solve homelessness in 51 minutes flat.

#15 - THE LAST WRING OF THE FAME RAG - Nobody's Listening 11.09.2019 52:58 ↓

We go through the Cameo front page for 30 minutes. watch the video fam. https://youtu.be/uv0SuHFQTTY

#14 OLD LADY SAVIOR - Nobody's Listening 04.09.2019 1:10:56 ↓

No good deed goes unpunished, so stay evil. 😈

#13 JC: STREET MAGICIAN - Nobody's Listening 27.08.2019 1:03:38 ↓

Today we call out all y'all who say you're bad with names. Your time has come.

#12 DAKOTA AND COLBIE: A LOVE STORY - Nobody's Listening 20.08.2019 1:05:03 ↓

Are you from a town off the highway? I am. It's not so bad. We had a Quizno's.

#11 IDIOT MOVES - Nobody's Listening 13.08.2019 1:09:15 ↓

This podcast is a good one. I'm talking like really good. Seriously I'm not joking.

#10 DARRYL AND THE GOBLIN - Nobody's Listening 06.08.2019 1:03:13 ↓

Today's podcast is designed to trigger the untriggerable. Check my point of privilege by checking yours at the door.