Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

46. A Bride for Christmas Joe watches fairly disagreeable "romance" A Bride for Christmas (2012) ! Jessie has been engaged three times. She's been married zero times. It's a bad look. Aiden bets his friend he can get Jessie to agree to marry him by Christmas. That's a worse look. What do you think will happen?! Find out who Joe names as the worst character he's met in all of the movies so far in t...

45 / Same Time, Next Christmas Joe watches a movie filled with more time jumps than a clock on a trampoline, Same Time, Next Christmas (2019) . Olivia and Jeff only see each other at Christmas. They also love each other. This means their love story takes years! That's the whole movie! Find out how many oddly-spelled names Joe has a problem with in this, the forty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CH...

44. Paper Angels Joe *donates* his time to watch the movie which is basically an undercover advertisement for the Salvation Army, Paper Angels (2014) . Lynn is struggling to take care of her kids when she finds out about the Paper Angels program, which can help provide her kids with well-deserved Christmas Presents. There's also a story about a guy going to be a dad. Find out why Vic is the worst...

43. Merry In-Laws Joe watches another movie about lying pretending to be about Christmas, Merry In-Laws (2012) ! Peter is marrying Alex, but hasn't told her about his family secret: he's a liar who has lied their entire relationship about his family. Wait, no, his family secret is Santa is his dad. Find out how many times this movie wants to make you think about Santa having sex in this, episode f...

42. Baby's First Christmas Joe watches a movie filled with irresponsible adults, Baby's First Christmas (2012) ! Kyle and Jenna don't get along. Unfortunately for them, their sibling's got married and are having a baby! Can Kyle and Jenna make it to New York in time for the birth? Yes. That's sorted in the first 10 minutes. For the rest of the movie, nonsense happens. Will you enjoy the fact that...

41 / Christmas Runaway Bride Oh boy, Joe watches a special one: Christmas Runaway Bride (2017) . Kate marries Alex and then runs away. Just like it says in the title. Then it becomes a movie about skiing! And lying! And skiing! And unfathomably bad green screen! And skiing! Learn about Mike the Colorform Man in this, the forty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe w...

40. The Spirit of Christmas Joe watches the generally fine ghost-smooching mystery The Spirit of Christmas (2015) ! Daniel is a ghost! Kate is a non-ghost! They fall in love! They also try to solve the mystery of his murder! Joe gets very mad the rules of ghosts in this fairly inoffensive movie! That's how it is now! How exasperatedly angry does Joe get? Find out in this, the fortieth episode of J...

39. Home for Christmas Joe watches genuinely nice and enjoyable Home for Christmas (2014) ! Beth loves her job at the movie theater and she loves her boyfriend Aiden. Unfortunately for her, she's about to lose them both! Other stuff happens! You know how movies work! Who does Joe find particularly vile and why is it Carl? Find out in this, the thirty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIE...

38. The Rooftop Christmas Tree Joe watches the very boring and bland The Rooftop Christmas Tree (2016) ! Dale Landis puts a Christmas tree on his roof every year and always gets in trouble for it. Sarah, a lawyer newly back in town, decides to figure out why this is happening and help Landis. It's not particularly fun or interesting. How many times do they use the word "faith" in this movie? Find...

37. A Puppy For Christmas Joe watches the movie about a dog that's not really about a dog, A Puppy for Christmas (2016) . All Noelle wants for Christmas is a puppy so she buys herself one! The rest of the movie is not really about this! Instead, it's the story of a lady trying to find her happiness with dog stuff crammed in every now and then. Overall, it's not bad! It is a bit confounding! Find o...

36. Deck the Halls Joe watches a weird one called Deck the Halls (2011) ! No, not the infamous movie starring Matthew Broderick and Danny Devito! This is movie is a mystery starring characters from popular detective books! Joe didn't know this when he started it! What happens when P.I. Regan Reilly's dad is kidnapped? Well, she teams up with amateur sleuth Alvirah Meehan to solve the crime! What h...

35. His and Her Christmas Joe watches the voice over-packed bicker-fest His and Her Christmas (2005) ! Liz is an advice columnist. Tom is an opinion columnist. Most of this movie is them talking about how much they dislike each other. You'll never guess what happens! What advice might Joe have for you, dear listener? Find out in this, the thirty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN...

34. Holiday High School Reunion Joe reunites (for the first time) with the 2012 movie, High School Reunion (AKA Christmas Crush) ! Georgia goes to a High School Winter Wonderland to see all of her old high school pals, none of whom she seems to actually like or actually like her! Except Ben! But he's also frosty towards her? It's a mess of unlikable characters and ridiculous situations! Merry Chri...

33. Holiday Road Trip Joe watches another one. This time it's Holiday Road Trip (2013) . This movie is about three living creatures: Maya, recently broken-up; Patrick, recently screwing up; and Scoots, recently a dog. All three go from Washington, DC, to Los Angeles, CA. Joe hated it. Find out which part of this dumb movie makes Joe angriest in this, the thirty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRI...

32. A Christmas Mystery Joe watches a movie that makes him extraordinarily mad, A Christmas Mystery (2014) . Who was sending Rebecca's dead mom Christmas cards? To be clear, this was before she died. Figuring this out will send Rebecca on the adventure of a lifetime! Or something similar. Joe did not like this movie at all. How apoplectic does Joe get? How bewilderingly mad does Joe get? How close...

31. Matchmaker Christmas Joe swipes left on Matchmaker Christmas (2019) ! Is that right? Is that how it works? Maggie is the best at matching up her friends, but what happens when her boss matches her up with her ex? Because she's an editor and he's a writer? What if it was about a lady who made matches (as in the incendiary device)? I would like that more than this unless that version doesn't sho...

30. Christmas Crush We've made it halfway through the show so Joe re-watches the movie that started it all, Christmas Crush (2019) ! Addie has a (Christmas) crush on her neighbor Sam so she decides to wish a Christmas Wish (the most powerful kind) for her neighbor to be in love with her! Unfortunately, she was too vague about which neighbor and she's accidentally ruins someone's life! Find out why...

29. Christmas Cupcakes Joe watches the half-movie/half-reality-cooking-competition mess of a movie Christmas Cupcakes (2018) . Gina and Kim's dad died! He had a bakery! Now they're going to take the bakery over! But the bank might take it all! Oh, and there's a cooking competition! What if they win?! Find out why Uncle Mario is a clown and who Joe's least favorite character is in this, the twenty-...

28. The Christmas Contract Joe watches the GENUINELY SWEET AND NICE MOVIE The Christmas Contract (2018) ! Jolie get's her best friend's brother, Jack, to pretend to be her boyfriend during a Christmas trip home. Turns out her ex, Foster, is bringing his new girl to town and oh boy we don't want any of that! It's a whole adorable thing! How much Tyler Hilton can fit into one movie? Find out in this...

27. Holly's Holiday Joe watches the 2012 Christmas(?) movie, Holly's Holiday ! Holly's a career-focused lady who doesn't have time for men... unless they're perfect! Then she meets Bo! Bo's perfect! Except for one thing... something the movie doesn't really address! It's very dumb and frustrating! What's the twist? There's only one way to find out: listen to this, the twenty-seventh episode of JOE...

26. A Nanny for Christmas Joe enjoys a flax seed shake (in a bowl) while watching A Nanny for Christmas (2010) ! What do you do when you lose your job as ad executive and accidentally get hired as a nanny? Well, if you're Ally, you lie! You lie all the time! And you teach kids to lie! Welcome to A Nanny for Christmas! Get familiar with Danny Donner Chocolates in this, the twenty-sixth episode of J...

25. Holiday Joy Joe watches the Christmas(?) teen life-swap movie, Holiday Joy (2016) What happens when life is hard and no one appreciates you and you get hit by a car? Well, you get to try a new life with people who are mean so you learn to appreciate what you had before! That's it! That's the movie! Listen to a sad, beaten man in this, the twenty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES...

24. Christmas Catch Joe watches the entirety of Christmas Catch (2018) , he promises! Mack is an undercover police officer. She's also terrible at dating! What happens when these two worlds collide? That's the whole story of the movie! I'll have 36 more descriptions to write after this, the twenty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! You can say hi to Joe on Twitter @joemo...

23. A Christmas Snow Joe watches the 90-minute prologue, A Christmas Snow (2010) ! A movie made in 2010 that looks like it came from 1989, it tells the tale of a lady who is mean getting snowed-in with a man who is not and a kid (who is also mean, but is also a kid). Joe did not enjoy this one! What's the secret meaning behind this movie and how can you screw up an obituary? Found out in this, the...

22. The Truth About Christmas Joe watches the 2018 holiday romp, The Truth About Christmas ! Jillian is leading her boyfriend George to political glory! All it takes is a lot of lying, something Jillian has found herself getting better and better at doing. Unfortunately, she lies to the wrong little girl and finds herself CURSED BY SANTA HIMSELF! Early morning video chats, depressing talent shows,...