Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

11. An Evergreen Christmas You can't get much more Christmas than a Christmas tree so Joe can't get much more Christmas than by watching An Evergreen Christmas (2014) ! When Evie's dad goes to the Christmas tree farm in the sky, she finds herself unexpectedly forced to revisit her hometown. Thankfully, for you and Joe, she brings along her boyfriend, Shay, one of the most unlikable characters we'v...

10. Miracle on Christmas Joe watches the sad, unexpected religious movie, Miracle on Christmas (2020) . We're 1/6 of the way through and Joe has given up. Just like has given up once she found out her husband is dying. Just like that! Joe loses hope in this, the tenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Find Joe on Twitter @joemoc and tell him about your day! Did it include a mi...

09. Christmas Crash Joe watches a movie about businessmen making business decisions (and wolves), Christmas Crash (2009) ! Joseph is a terrible husband. Thankfully, he and his wife are in a plane crash and have to survive the wilderness and wolves. It makes it all better! Learn how to fend off wolves in this, the ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you'd go on...

08. 3 Day Christmas Joe watches another family implode in the movie with two titles, 3 Day Christmas (or 3 Day War) (2012) . It's weird how one of them doesn't mention Christmas! Martin is unhappy so decides to take advice from his abusive brother and keep his family hostage for 3 days. That's genuinely the story. It's a comedy! Join Joe as he audibly struggles with this frown-that's-a-film in thi...

07. Angels in the Snow Joe watches the unhappy family feature, Angels in the Snow (2015) ! It's no fun at all! The Montgomery family heads to a cabin for Christmas. They all seem to hate each other. Except for the little girl, but she's just a kid! She doesn't know she's supposed to hate her family! There are also ghosts. Join Joe on this awful adventure in this, the seventh episode of JOE WATCHES...

06 / The Christmas Edition Joe dips into the world of print media with the holiday publishing saga, The Christmas Edition (2020) ! Jackie moves to Alaska to take over a paper no one reads! Can she turn things around? Almost certainly! Find out what causes Joe to get genuinely angry at this movie he sort of enjoyed in this, the sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS EPISODES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe...

05. A Christmas Slay Joe finds a way to honor Halloween while watching another Christmas movie by enduring A Christmas Slay (2015) ! There's a Murder Santa on the loose! He's ready ruin Emma's Christmas vacation by killing all her friends! He's gonna end up on Santa's naughty list! Find out how strong a candy cane truly is in this, the fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! L...

04. A Different Kind of Christmas Joe genuinely doesn't mind this throwback to the 90's, A Different Kind of Christmas (1996) ! Santa Claus has come to town and he's staying! The kids love it, single mom Elizabeth hates it, and Joe doesn't mind it! What will you think?! Find out the secret of Santa in this, the fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe how'd you feel i...

03. How Sarah Got Her Wings Joe watches a movie with two halves that didn't need its second half, How Sarah Got Her Wings (2015) ! Sarah gets hit by a bus and finds out she's not quite good enough to get into Heaven. She gets a second chance to make things better and sorta uses her ex's love for her to go along with whatever she wants? Merry Christmas! Joe enjoys a break from movies with too many...

2. A Dog for Christmas Joe watches his second movie in a row with over a dozen characters and nary a one of them likable, A Dog for Christmas ! Dave is an awful man, filled with rage and always looking to get away from his family. This movie is about his Christmas. And there's a boy trying to prove Santa exists by taunting death! Enjoy! Join Joe in learning about antiquated gender roles in this, t...

1. Christmas Survival Welcome to season 2 of Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days! We're doing it again! To kick the second season off, Joe jumps into the thick of it with a movie filled with approximately 20 characters and almost all of the unlikable! It's Christmas Survival (also known as Surviving Christmas with the Relatives in the UK) and it's not fun! Listen to Joe try to keep this mes...

60. Back to Christmas For the final episode of this journey, Joe watches the time travel(?) Christmas romp, Back to Christmas (aka Correcting Christmas) (2014) ! Ali regrets dumping her ex so a weirdo named Ginny gives her a chance to go back and change what happened! So she does! But things don't get any better! That's it! Listen to Joe wrap up this months-long saga in this, the SIXTIETH episode...

59. Crazy for Christmas Joe watches the cotton candy-like Christmas flick, Crazy for Christmas (2005) ! Shannon wants to spend Christmas Eve with her son, Trevor, but her boss says she's needed to drive a limo for a very rich, very weird guy! What will Shannon find out that will change her very life?! What a mystery! Listen to Joe talk about a movie that's basically fine on this, the fifty-ninth e...

58. Holiday Break-Up Joe watches the apparently not-Christmas-related annoy movie, Holiday Breakup (2016) ! Chloe is eccentric. Jeff is not. They get together and then they break up. Joe did not have a good time with this one, folks. He wishes he could have broken up with the movie, haha. Listen to Joe debate whether this movie actually had a script on this, the fifty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES...

57. Dear Santa Joe watches the genuinely delightful and fun Dear Santa (2011) ! Crystal doesn't have much going on in her life until she finds a kid's letter to Santa asking for a new mom! Can Crystal fill the hole left by the Grim Reaper and find true love? You betcha! Listen to Joe try to make it fun listening to him love a movie on this, the fifty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOV...

56. Holiday Switch Joe watches the just plum terrible and boring life-switch movie Holiday Switch (2007) ! Paula hates her life and is satisfied taking it out on her family. One day, she crawls through her dryer and finds herself in a new, perfect life. She also hates that one. Then she learns a lesson. Whatever. Listen to Joe give in real time on this, the fifty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CH...

55. Christmas Every Day Joe watches the 90's time loop Christmas movie, Christmas Every Day (1996) ! Since Billy hates Christmas, imagine how much he'll hate having to live through Christmas every day! All of the repetition jokes of Groundhog Day without any of the philosophy! Find out about Joey, a kid giving all Joe's a bad name, in this, the fifty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIE...

54. Secrets in the Snow Joe watches the Breakfast Club for the unfortunate folks, Secrets in the Snow (2012) ! There's a snow storm and six kids must stay at the school all night! They learn each other's secrets! It's an amateurish movie of astronomical proportions! Come for the awful dialogue, stay for the terrible audio! Listen to Joe talk about one of the worst movies he's ever seen in this, th...

53. Guess Who's Coming to Christmas Joe watches the rocker-learns-the-meaning-of-life film, Guess Who's Coming to Christmas (2013) ! When Kelly wins a contest for any wish, she gets her former fave singer Dax to stay with her family for the week of Christmas! Can Dax learn the true meaning of Christmas and be swayed by her reverend father to go to church? Probably! Find out why Joe gets embarrassi...

52. The Farmer and the Belle Joe watches a goofy movie about TRUE BEAUTY AND ITS LOCATION (THE INSIDE), The Farmer and The Belle: Saving Santaland (2020) ! Belle and Josh were friends when they were little until her mom got in the way! Fast-forward 25 years and they're reunited! The end! Oh, and there's a bracelet. Learn the road map to true beauty in this, the fifty-second episode of JOE WATCHES...

51. A Very Cool Christmas Joe watches the silly time capsule of a movie, A Very Cool Christmas (2004) . Lindsay tells Santa he's too ugly for love, offers to give him a makeover and then she smooches the hottest boy in school. It might be a little more complicated than that, but not by much! Find out more about a movie not as bad as Joe expected, but also, somehow, worse in this, the fifty-first e...

50. 12 Disasters Joe watches the absolutely bonkers Christmas disaster movie, 12 Disasters ! You remember 2012? You remember when people were worried about the Mayan apocalypse? Well, here's a movie that tried to take advantage of the fad and tie it into "The 12 Days of Christmas"! It's not good! Find out how many ways there are to burst in this, the fiftieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MO...

49. A Christmas Kiss II Joe watches the complicated movie made too simple (or the simple movie made too complicated), A Christmas Kiss II ! Jenna's kissed in an elevator by Cooper without permission. They agree it was swell and fall in love. The end? Kind of! There's also a fake boyfriend, a sorta girlfriend, and Helmut! Learn about the Christmas Cinematic Universe in this, the forty-ninth episode...

48. The Christmas Bunny Joe watches the really sad family film, The Christmas Bunny (2010) ! Scott and Patti foster Julia, a kid who has had a terrible childhood. The only thing she responds to is her videotape copy of The Velveteen Rabbit. That is, until she finds a real bunny of her own to take care of! It's mostly depressing! Find out which scene made Joe want to stop watching in this, the fort...

47. Merry Kissmas Joe watches a real dumb one, Merry Kissmas (2015) . Kayla is engaged to a complete jerk. She then meets a nice guy. They kiss and have a very good time. Will she break up with her jerky fiance and get with the nice guy????? Listen to Joe struggle to get through yet another piece of crap in this, the forty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know...