Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

21. A Plum Pudding Mystery Joe watches the Hallmark Channel original movie Murder, She Baked: A Plum Pudding Mystery (2015) ! In an effort to keep things fresh (and brains sane), Joe tries out a Hallmark original movie from one of their mystery series! Hannah is a baker and she solves crimes and this crime occurs at Christmas, which means I can watch it for the podcast! Who dies? Who killed? Where...

20. Holiday in Handcuffs An angry Joe watches the awful, terrible, no-good, very bad movie Holiday in Handcuffs (2007) . Trudy kidnaps David at gunpoint and forces him to pretend to be her boyfriend while visiting her awful parents. It's a romantic comedy! What does a mixture of rage and indifference sound like? Find out in this, the twentieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

19. The Christmas Calendar Joe unboxes* the 2017 unexpected mystery, The Christmas Calendar. A mystery gives Emily the gift of a Christmas Calendar! Each day, a new clue is opened leading to the giver's true identity! Follow along as Emily decides which dude in town she thinks it is! There are a lot of characters in this movie and they all appear quite frequently! Who wants to smooch Emily? Who tu...

18. A Little Christmas Business Joe watches the 2013 fever dream A Little Christmas Business . Look, this movie is inexplicable. Watch the trailer and see for yourself what sort of movie I watched for this gosh darn podcast. Daniel Baldwin plays Donny, a guy who is too busy for life. I guess he learns a lesson? You tell me. It's just so weird. Join Joe on a journey of the soul as he unpacks all of...

17. Christmas Twister Seeking a change of pace, Joe watches Christmas Twister (2012) ! It's the Christmas season in Texas (and, presumably, elsewhere)! It's also tornado season?! How is that possible? Find out in a movie barely about Christmas and actually much more about climate change! (Who would watch Climate Change Twister?) (That sounds like a board game.) How happy does a movie filled to the...

16. Christmas Angel Joe watched a movie called Christmas Angel (2009) and that's pretty much the sum of it. It's a movie about a sad lady learning to be less sad by doing nice things for people without any cost to herself. There's also a really sarcastic guy who is unenjoyable. If that doesn't sell you on this picture, nothing will! Joe didn't care of it! Don't watch it! Listen to Joe, listen to t...

15. Finding Father Christmas Joe joins the search in the 2016 movie Finding Father Christmas ! Have you wondered what a Christmas movie mystery would be like? Joe did and that's how he found this movie! Unfortunately, it's not really a mystery movie! It's more of a "characters don't know what's going on oh now they do" movie! Find out how many parents die in this movie when you listen to this, the...

14. Christmas on Holly Lane Joe absorbs the 2018 holiday film Christmas on Holly Lane ! This movie has it all: terrible childhoods, unsatisfactory adulthoods, cheating spouses, impending homelessness, and a cartoonish villain! What more could you ask for? Oh, what's that? Serious stakes? Maybe next time! Join Joe in adoring the opening credits and singing a new Christmas classic in this, the fourt...

13. Christmas Perfection Joe watches the pretty and frustrating (and perfect) Christmas Perfection (2018) . Have you wanted anything to be Christmas? How about Irish? What about Perfect? Well, do I have the movie for you! Darcy is sad about... everything? And moves to a little ceramic village and things don't make sense. It's all ruled by a British lady. The end. Come for the exhaustion, stay for...

12. Candy Cane Christmas Joe watches the 2020 Lifetime original, Candy Cane Christmas ! What will Phoebe do when her favorite holiday spectacle, Candy Cane Lane, shuts down? Complain for a bit then do nothing. If you think this movie is about her trying to bring back Candy Cane Lane, you are wrong and you will be disappointed. Joe was disappointed. Joe gets really angry about selfish parking in th...

Bonus episode! Joe sits down with his very own mom, Bertie, to talk Christmas movies and a surprising amount of turkey talk!

11. Christmas Caper Joe endures the 2007 movie, Christmas Caper . Cate is a burglar and her partner betrays her. Uh oh. She has to go into hiding while the heat dies down so she decides to babysit her neice and nephew. 85 miniutes later, the movie ends. Joe hates this movie and struggles to keep his composure during this, the eleventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS.

10. A Christmas Cruise Oh boy, Joe watches the barely Christmas-related movie A Christmas Cruise (2017) ! Having noticed an odd trend in Christmas movies where parents go on cruises during Christmas, Joe hoped to dig deeper into this phenomena. It was a mistake. Learn about New York's secret third big newspaper, a sexy (possibly magical?) Santa, and the worst character Joe's encountered so far! Ma...

09. A Christmas Switch Neo-Joe watches the body-switch holiday film A Christmas Switch (2018) ! When Nasty Julia and Normal Audrey go shopping at the same Christmas market, sparks fly (literally) when something unexpected happens! This is not the movie Joe thought he was watching, but here he is! Also starring Mrs. Nick (SANTA'S WIFE). Who keeps tins of cookies in the fridge? Find out in this, the...

08. A Crafty Christmas Romance Joe watches the actually good and sweet and enjoyable A Crafty Christmas Romance (2020) ! Mandy really wants to find Judith because she has some of her old stuff. Jonah wants to help because he's a good guy and because Mandy is so pretty and sweet. They do stuff. A fun time for the whole family! There should have been more Eli! Settle down with Joe as he attempts to...

07. Christmas Cupid's Arrow Joe watches the amazing movie Christmas Cupid's Arrow (2018) ! This is the sort of movie I've been looking for. It's amazing. I mean, make no mistake, it's not good, but it is amazing. Holly is ready to find Mr. Right. Instead, she finds Mr. Wright! He's a litigator! She also meets David! He's a widower! This movie has nothing to do with Christmas! BIG RECOMMEND! In the...

06. Christmas in Wonderland Joe watches the actual motion picture Holly Star (2018) ! This movie features puppets, pool, and paintball! What else could you want? How about a mystery?! How about a mystery that remains unsolved?! Boy howdy, are you in for a treat! Perhaps! Join Joe on a noisy Podcast Patio for this, the sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let me know what yo...

05. Christmas in Wonderland Joe watches the 2007 series of still images called Christmas in Wonderland ! There's a dad and two awful sons and a little girl and Chris Kattan and a guy and Carmen Electra and Tim Curry and a gigantic mall. The mall has sharks and an ice skating rink and a pool with beach chairs. The end. If you read this first, don't watch this. It's not worth it. All you will gain i...

04. 48 Christmas Wishes Joe endures the 2017 movie 48 Christmas Wishes ! This is no good. Three elves have to save the entire concept of Christmas from dissolution by gathering 48 wishes that died in a awful CGI explosion. Features a dead dad. I can't believe I watched this, but you will after you listen to the fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!  

03. Christmas on Ice Joe watches the 2020 movie Christmas on Ice ! Courtney works at an ice skating rink. Noah is a retired hockey player. Grace is a child. The Mayor is a man. Beth is a friend. Trevor is a Zamboni. Together they fight, smooch (minus Grace the child), and try to save a rink from closure! The tagline is "one skate can change everything" but I assure you NO SKATE CHANGES ANYTHING. T...

02. Mr. Miracle Joe watches the 2014 movie Mr. Miracle ! Harry Mills is an angel-in-training and he needs to work with a dog and a lady, who are both angels, in order to help Addie. We also meet Eric who is actually Erich and that's a whole thing. Learn all about this and much more in the second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days 01. Ghosting: The Spirit of Christmas Joe watches the 2019 movie Ghosting: The Spirit of Christmas ! Jess is dead! She can't respond to Ben's texts! He thinks he left a bad impression during their date, but it's nothing compared to the impression left by the car that hit her. What are the rules of ghosts? How does time work? What's the deal with Kane with...