JJO Morning Show Podcast

It's National Kissing Day and we learn more about Danger than we ever wanted!  Your partner doesn't wanna ride in a car with you.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teenagers r running rough shod and stealin' e'ery car they can! On the Sex Fix, Erika's mom is bangin' a much younger dude and she ain't havin' it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a weird Monday! Super gonorrhea is on the loose and so is Janessa with a random Fake at 8.  I'll take it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone pissed off Tom Hanks and we broke the seventh seal, so get ready for the end.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seriously, enough with the team building crap, your whole staff is in the hospital.  We've found our hero, even after his death.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out having drugs and porn stars in your home while raising kids makes them go on OnlyFans.  Winning .... er no?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Bourbon Day and we learned what giant tortoises sound like when they screw.  Big Brains! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crobot was here for the Sound Lounge and it was epic!  Mr Skin checks in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lance forgot to shave the right side of his face when he filled in for a too drunk to work Danger.  Jesse James Dupree calls in and Kevin Bozeman appears outta nowhere. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grand theft of fruit is a thing. Danger has 3 women to disappoint waiting at home.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trouble at the Baraboo Zoo has us launching an owl finding expedition.  Stop hangin stuff off your penis.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maria needs some help on how to be a bestie in the Sex Fix.  Y2KStyle is a thing again and I just tossed out my JNCOs 5 years ago, I COULD BE RICH RN!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When road oral goes bad. What to do if a black bear attacks you? Rex Kwan Do Mofo!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot air balloons are THE WORST mode of transportation.  Bologna Dome for life, yo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

RIP HOJO... in Pizza Pthursday TBell is running out of Mexican Pizza and we're facing a pizza sauce shortage so definitely panic.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's an impending popcorn shortage. Tis the season for tourists to get mauled by bison at Yellowstone.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Audrey has a tubby hubby on the Sex Fix.  Danger shows he really is an art snob, er no.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Embrace the chicken promo.  This lady is peeing in front of everyone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't jerk us around, jerks. Wisco gets piratey.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're rollin' into the weekend with beers from Trixie, a Fake at 8 from Tiffany and Pizza Pthursday! Cheers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything is irritating today and your wife is protecting your feelings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A dude gets a salad dressing with special sauce.  If your friends love you they'll humiliate you.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Wisco couple had to murder an intruder bear! We take a nap on the radio.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Workplace violence was never closer than it was this morning, as Lance is the most annoying consumer on the face of the planet.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've found a new hero and she's a bad ass bish. Lucille has a Fake for the ages.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.