JJO Morning Show Podcast

It's National Scotch Day and National Chicken Fingers Day! What a good pairing lol!!! Elon Musk is droppin' loads e'erywhere.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlotte's hubby gained a lot of weight in a few years and she doesn't know how to handle it.  Some dudes giant snake killed him, and we're not talking about his wiener.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Killer Chess robots from Russia!!! The night Minot was destroyed.  Mr Skin checks in.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pat Benatar makes a weird stance.  JJ Watt is a hero and Ticketmaster drained your bank account.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude. Stop with the cheese vodka drinks already.  Pizza Pthursday!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Hot Dog Day and we have some things to say about tubed meat. Still. The Hoover Dam exploded.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What the hell happened at the Lodi cemetary? Lots of action! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This dude rolled a peanut up Pike's Peak using his nose.  Another class action lawsuit in the works brings us sock talk! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The return of Coin Covno has us drinking 160 proof Rye Whiskey... and u can guess what happens from there.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete Gentry of One Barrel is in with Trixie and tells us about the time newly fired Mike McCarthy was at One Barrel and almost punched Pete in the face, and then like 6 other amazing stories. BILL MOTHAFUCKIN BURRRRRRR calls in!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flex Lane MADNESS has consumed Madison!!! Everybody panic!!! I have to know what is tattooed on that dudes wang. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doggystyle is the only way for Heather's BF. We have a drunk racist Karen.  The Flex Lane is the devil.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vacation catch up! Free Slurpee Day.  Jeter's gift baskets.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I cannot believe y'all ain't terrified of ticks.  We play a game called "See What Sticks To Danger's Damp Skin." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cruise ship friggin' throw down! Pizza Pthursday and how our pets annoy the eff out of us.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Samsquanch!   Amazon 7 foot drones are out to get us!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rubik's cube masters are lit!  First date ickies.  Just get a prostate exam already.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ghosts are scared of karate.  There aren't enough bartenders! That's a live grenade on the beach! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are so close to vacation we don't even care about what's happening anymore.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some dudes balls legit whistle.  Trixie has the pick 6 craft beer review.  Pizza Pthursday!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dummies getting gored in Yellowstone is the best part of summer.  Some dude had to take a leak and Karen got pissed.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keep your junk to yourself, and if you're gonna share it, make it look nice.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WTH is mailbox lasagna? and WTF is meat loaf lasagna? Where'd our roof go? Why am I asking so many questions?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can Lance eat/chug a whole box of mac n cheese faster than Danger? We'll have to host a mac off! Some ladies trying to get "closer to God" almost got the closest possible lol.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger vs everyone else that doesn't pee in the pool.  Pizza Pthursday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.