JJO Morning Show Podcast

After Harambe got murdered the world took a giant dump and we have the proof! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amber Turd. Spam calls and texts are relentless.  Why smol pepe on statue? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids are running thru things like the Kool Aid man and I can't quit laughing. Gail's gazing balls are missing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop with the offensive damn perfume already!  Lance is a generalizing dick.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes Madonna makes us cringe.  Fastest Pizza Maker is crowned and Danger realizes he's not really good at anything.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 7-11 Stang is righteous AF! Florida lady attacks chicken owning neighbor with a bucket of her own piss.  We have many questions.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dee & Ski were out at Earthwise Pet Store in Madison raising money and supplies for our 4 legged shelter friends!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Strange burglary/lawn mowing story.  A 6 year old ran a marathon and ppl need to stfu.  How to flirt depending on what you want.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We catch up with the Aranda boys, have a stare down on air and do terrible karaoke.  If you think you can do a better radio show you're 100% right.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dolly Parton is the effing best! An AWESOME Florida story that doesn't involve meth or a nekkid dude masturbating and the Depp Heard Turd update. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What kind of card did Johnny get his mother? Why are we so dumb about water and being good murderers?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls up for the Sex Fix and she's made a terrible choice.  Ugh. Naomi Judd is dead and I'm so sad about it.  A body in a barrel was found in Lake Meade and somone needs to finger the dike.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where do the world's best lovers live and how the hell can I get a $3 coupon?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The pandemic made ppl unclean.  Ass kickin' grandma has no time for your BS.  In the Sex Fix, her dude is too quiet in the sack.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The emoji wars have begun, as we discuss the trouble with texting "K" or the thumbs up.  Pizza Pthursday See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is aioli mayo? The greater Madison area gets agitated as we YELL about aioli being fancy mayo or seperate from mayo. I'm irritated just typing this. We've also been saying it the wrong way this whole time.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A family of bears was hibernating in some fams crawl space.  The Red Bull plane stunt had a problem and a real life pilot helps us understand. We have more deets on the dude Tyson punched.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take an unusally aggressive stance on Earth day. Pit toilet phone tragedy makes us wanna vomit. Mike Tyson needs to be on every dang flight.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ryan Koga (Owner/Brewmaster) of Karben 4 joins us in studio with Trixie's Pick 6 Craft Beer Review. Pizza Pthursday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How does elevation work? Where is Uranus? Why are MIT ppl eating so many oreos?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mexican Pizza is back, Christine wants to score at the gym, chicks with cats cheat more and here's Johnny! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We review why we love Tom Hanks and hate Easter Egg hunts.  Some dude who can eat doritos while sleeping calls in and he's way better than that dork that watched Spiderman over and over again. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gearing up for Easter and I have no time for big get togethers. The ppl turn on Sajack. Get that crazy woman to sit down ffs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People put the weirdest stuff in their butt.  What's in a name? Pizza Pthursday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wendy's discount troubles.  Who to NOT marry.  You can have an allergic reaction to semen (may contain nuts). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.