JJO Morning Show Podcast

What's the female version of fap n nap? There's supposedly a formula for the happiest songs, and some dude cracked the code!!! Let's talk about spontaneous sex.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Megan Fox/MGK split is so juicy we can't resist.  I can't keep anything clean.  Your wiener is getting bigger.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I haven't taken a load since 2011 and I ain't about to start now but I will propose to Lance at Cracker Barrel. Joanna squeezes out a Fake at 8 for Valentine's Day.  My horn got taken away.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone's tamperin' with the Wienermobiles and there's gonna be hell to pay.  Is everyone having sex at work? Mr Skin checks in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trixie's in for the pick 6 craft beer review and it leads us down the Conway Twitty rabbit hole.  There's a new vibrating pill you can take to help u poop.  We review the worst and best first date locations.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things you don't wanna hear from your chiropractor.  Dee dishes more from her book she's never gonna write.  National Pizza Day gets the attention it deserves, now chew ya fat bastard! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why you should put that up your butt.  There's a new code for swingers, the pineapple is on the way out.  The bitch assaulted her bf with a chicken.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you could make a super bowl commercial what would it be?  Should women go halvsies on engagement rings, er no? Why so many damn questions?!?!?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A death in the family.  The gosh darn Chinese Spy balloon has everyone losing their minds.  What we need is more throwing stars.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the inaugural Groundhog Independence Day broadcast and it's as dumb as you expect it to be.  Can Thickwood the groundhog chug a beer at 7 in the morning and usher in an early spring? Can Danger sing a terrible parody song live on the air?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The papa of the Peep died.  The ultimate impostor story.  Ozzy retired???  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Sex Fix has Rosanne still thinking about her high school boyfriend, 12 years later! Massive Chicken wing theft!!! Floridacast.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The strangest installment of Cat Chat.  Poor ppl meals. We are starting a new store called Friggin' Fringe.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hail Sagan join us from the desert with new tunages!!! Jared James Nichols is in studio with his 1952 Les Paul w/ a CRAZY back story.  Lots of Danger tales this morning.... backstage at JellyRoll,  his brief stripping career, and his favorite thing about being a DJ.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Uber Eats driver wandered into the middle of a game in progress. Zak and Meena from Karben4 Brewing are in with Trixie for the Pick 6 Craft Beer Review.  We'll celebrate their 10 years in business and discuss cannibal sammiches.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wiener heavy show.  We talk about broke wieners, nicknamed wieners, facebook wieners.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why the hell are we arguing about M&Ms in this country? Dolly Parton is the best thing to happen to us.  Danger has a hard day ahead of him trying to figure out what he's going to have for lunch.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We'll eat ass but floor pizza is a no go. Nature is effin' scary.  The landmarsk that suck the most.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Cheese Lovers Day and IDK why we don't have the day off of work.  A raccoon got his balls stuck to a train track.  Get some balls in yo mouf for the big game.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The craziest fish tale you e'er heard.  The legend of the waterbed and other sex stories.  I LOVE DOLLY PARTON SO MUCH.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Madonna is going on tour and nobody wants to see her vag.  Dude with a dumptruck is not taking the divorce well.  Sausage me a gregory.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger forgot where the clitoris is again.  Dat bitch ain't dead yo! Ol' Clubfoot Charlie kicks a field goal like you ain't never seen.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blue Monday is just a friggin' marketing stunt.   La Vergne, TN is known for Semen Falls and Whore Canyon.  Guitar Center throwdown, yo.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa Marie Presley died but what happened to Priscilla's face.  An Amazon driver shares his crappy day.  Pizza Pfriday...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trixie is back!!! We all share epic wopatuli stories as we taste our 6 pack.  Jeff Beck is dead, Jim.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.