JJO Morning Show Podcast

Pizza got weaponized and we're not happy about it.  The best kidnapping escape I've e'er heard of.  Trixie w/ the Pick 6 Craft Beer Review! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ultimate prison escape to pancakes.  Danger gets triggered by hump day news.  That's a lotta coke.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacoby Shaddix of Papa Roach checks in!  Cara calls in about her libido on the Sex Fix. Spring break in Florida is lit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It might be the International Day of Happiness but there sure are a lot of annoying dickbags around us to try and be happy.  Today we have a lady waving a gun at the drive thru, a drunk police captain asking for the arresting officers body cam to be shut off, and the douche canoe that tackled the drummer from Def Leppard.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A pet monkey got loose and ripped a ladies ear off.  Not one, but 3 different dudes have been crafting giant twine balls for no reason in particular.  St Patrick's day the American way.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World Sleep Day is tomorrow and the great pillow debate has begun.  There's a lady that's been doing country radio for 71 years in Texas, and she's probably getting fired tomorrow.  See ya Aaron Rodgers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a family friendly beer popsicle out and nobody is really sure why.  The winner of the Iditarod has links to Wisco.  Our state quarter still sucks.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelly's bf is backin out of her bisexuality on the Sex Fix.  Is the $3 cheese too expensive to go on? Pi day has everyone dreaming of pie.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When is ma'am not good? Pickleball is apparently the devil, the noisy noisy devil.  Damn kids takin' these damn cars.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger learned how to make a pair of pants in school and we're not sure why.  Mark Hammil in a bathrobe isn't an add on, it's a requirement.  A real leprechaun in studio?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who doesn't like a masterfully crafted snow wiener? The ski resort, that's who.  Tiger Woods drama.  Pizza pthursday.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hump Day news is the juiciest ever.  Stop setting fires inside.  Handing candy out to kids is highly discouraged unless it's Halloween.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Renee is in a 2 year dry spell and we're here to help, or are we?   National Cereal Day is cause for celebration! Abandoned snorkelers sue.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long do we spend everyday trying to be more attractive?  We roast a douchebag with a billboard. Strip club drama! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BEARS!!! Why is Matthew McConaughey's wife flying coach ffs? There's unwanted pussy in my hotel room.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're renaming the morning show - it's now called The JJO Morning Show with Load and Unload.  What people eat on planes.  The annual tooth fairy report.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A rare occassion happened today; I refused to google something lol.  Is sex exercise er no? Weed and boobs are like pb&j.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is canceling friendships a new thing? The folks watching the nukes got fired cuz they were effin' around too much. Ban all balloons, yo.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cocaine Bear and Meth Gator are taking over the world.  Don't drive thru the damn chicken store.  Terrible family vacations.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Working Draft Beer Company came in studio with Trixie for the Pick 6 Craft Beer Review.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's worse than swallowing a big pill? TAKE A GUESS DUDE.  Slap Fighting is very very very uncomfortable.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hit some sort of radio trifecta this morning and it's a cause for celebration.  Danger had some weird role playing in Lake Tahoe.  Who needs a 4 day work week when you can have an "8 little day" workweek? IDK what it means either.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jenna is in a faith pickle.  Cookie convo and Cat chat!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot Dog flavored chips have spurred the convo about how AMAZING TUBED MEAT is. When and how should one use emojis.  Jelly Roll and Bunnie become the talk of the morning.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We somehow talk about pizza for like 20 minutes, cuz we forgot pizza phtursday yesterday.  There's a dude in a cookie monster costume badgering ppl in Santa Cruz.  Hot air balloons are the devil.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.